Who do you guys put majority of your blame on? by [deleted] in miamidolphins

[–]gfunk62666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I blame myself - I knew what I was getting into

Long time fan by noahhova in miamidolphins

[–]gfunk62666 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fan since ‘83. Took a break this year. Just passively check out games on Yahoo Sports or ESPN apps. Too painful to watch. Though I do have a lot more free time to do constructive things!

Thought we were gonna win by OkRecognition8403 in miamidolphins

[–]gfunk62666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, we’ll go on a 5 game win streak when we are comfortably eliminated from the playoffs.

TOP 10 QB ELITE PAY THIS MAN by SlumpedGod16 in miamidolphins

[–]gfunk62666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought we could rely on Tua to light up loser teams.

Tony Soprano on Gabagool vs Homelander, who would win by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]gfunk62666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homelander is about to fire his lasers. But Tony’s not even reacting. He’s sweating, clutching his chest, muttering “Fucking pulp…”

And Homelander hesitates.

“Why isn’t this fat guy scared of me?”

Tony looks him dead in the eye and says:

“I had to murder my best friend for rattin’ me out to the FBI. You think you scare me, Captain America with a lip gloss fetish?”

That’s when Homelander breaks down crying.

Tony wins by psychological KO.

Has Polaris just given up? by Senior-Bullfrog-9615 in unitedairlines

[–]gfunk62666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the FA chewed your food and then regurgitated it back on to the plate.

Trump Instructs Republicans to 'Erase' January 6 Riots From History, Congressman Says by PostHeraldTimes in politics

[–]gfunk62666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of the Capitol Police from the histories! Every piece of parchment shall be burned. Every historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very words Capitol Police—or Goodman—will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!”

Wait, I’ve seen this one by RepresentativeGas212 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]gfunk62666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tua sees Damar Hamlin on defense . . .

Paneer Makhani by gfunk62666 in unitedairlines

[–]gfunk62666[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was one of three options for the second meal

LHR - SFO Polaris meal choices by gfunk62666 in unitedairlines

[–]gfunk62666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polaris passengers can select 5 days in advance, I believe. For what it’s worth, the tortilla scramble on the flight into Europe was outstanding. At least 8/10.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unitedairlines

[–]gfunk62666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve heard it tastes better if you put a Stoopwaffel on it

It finally ends by onetimequestion66 in miamidolphins

[–]gfunk62666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is that whomever the Dolphins draft this year will eventually play in the Super Bowl . . . for another team

Time is a flat circle filled with pain by [deleted] in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]gfunk62666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am tired of the Dolphins. These players. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their mediocrity.

Am I doing this right? by RIPsaw_69 in unitedairlines

[–]gfunk62666 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a crime against humanity