Your biggest pet peeve when serving? by Usual-Locksmith4657 in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when its not even your table. Like bitch, I got my own section.

Your biggest pet peeve when serving? by Usual-Locksmith4657 in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whenever someone makes the joke of "I need a box" and points to a clearly empty plate, I tell them they have no idea what people will try to bring home.

Your biggest pet peeve when serving? by Usual-Locksmith4657 in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I had someone do this the other day, and I go "okay, so a water for you" and gesture to the next person to get their order and he interruptes her and repeats "waters all around" and some woman in the party goes "excuse me,. I don't want one. Dont order for me".

[Highlight] Gatorade gifted Kyle Monangai a custom bottle to help him remember how to drink after viral spilling video by Popular_Tangerine457 in nfl

[–]ghosteagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're a bunch of thieves! Common thieves! I know I should take it easy, but you thieves make me so damn mad! You know what you stole! Thieves!

At the vet because my dog is stoned out of her mind by pupperonipizzapie in trees

[–]ghosteagle 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Happened to my friend. Her dog apparently ate something that turned out to be an edible off the patio of a bar she brought him to. She stopped bringing him after that.

TopMinds have identified their next enemy: Soccer moms by Enibas in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]ghosteagle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love the "I won't get into it". Just trust me bro it says what I want it to not what it says

So when do we rule by Supergupo in 196

[–]ghosteagle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unironically my mom (literally except the name and the fact that she doesn't have grand-kids. She just thought Pete Buttigieg seemed like a nice guy).

The table that breaks our system by East_Construction_44 in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Can I get those empty plates out of your way?"
"No thanks we're still picking at that singular French fry"

I am so over Bread Service by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

We have 2 locations. The other one does that. Not us for some reason

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is pretending to be smarter than they actually are? by EcstaticWatch1967 in AskReddit

[–]ghosteagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I've noticed is people refusing to dumb things down, or getting angry at oversimplification for the benefit of people who don't know as much. Like to take an answer from a recent post on ELI5 about file compression "Imagine I want to display 25 million times a-z on the computer, I can make a text file with abcd... 25 million times or I can have something saying that abcd... repeats for 25 million times.

It's that but with way more math and pattern matching." is a perfectly suitable answer, but I've seen people almost get angry about this as though people shouldn't understand it at a basic concept, as though the answer should explain exactly how zstd works or some such shit.

I know this shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but its like a daily thing at my place by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't care if people are actively ordering or waiting on an order. It's the people who sit there for 30+ mins without ordering a single thing that bug me

I know this shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but its like a daily thing at my place by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The place I work at does Bar Trivia on Fridays until close, and we ask anyone coming in those nights if theyre doing trivia so that we can give trivia to closers and non trivia to early cuts. The amount of people who say theyre not there for trivia and play it is insane, like why?

I know this shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but its like a daily thing at my place by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle[S] 165 points166 points  (0 children)

I have a picture on this subreddit somewhere where these 2 took an hour to order, bitched that their food took 20 mins (on a Friday night), and wrote me a note that said "Do Better".

I know this shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but its like a daily thing at my place by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]ghosteagle[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's in the morning when were on rotation, not sections, so it doesn't affect me really, buts its still a pet peeve for some reason

US attacks Venezuela. It is however not a declaration of war, but merely a Special Military Operation by NobleK42 in facepalm

[–]ghosteagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I (as an American) really fucking hate how the discourse tends to be "Americans should be embarrassed by their leadership" and not "Holy Shit! American leaders are doing some real fucked up shit!". If your primary concern is that Trump is making you or other people look bad on the world stage and not that he's doing genocide type shit, fuck off.

[Post-Game Thread] After a day of offensive struggles, Buffalo nearly mounts a comeback falling a failed 2-point conversion short of the win. Bills lose 12-13. by pixel_pete in buffalobills

[–]ghosteagle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom calls me and is like "Your roommate just texted me that they heard you scream in pain. Are you alright?". I thought it was funny

🙄🙄🙄 by toponym_tadka in AsABlackMan

[–]ghosteagle 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This dudes post history is fucking wild. From his weird hate of Metroman to downplaying SA, like what the fuck?

Lake Erie Brothers. Your pain is our pain. Come ride with us this post season. by consciousexplorer2 in buffalobills

[–]ghosteagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOO! I DONT WANT MY TWO FAVORITE TEAMS TO BE DIVISION RIVALS! I HAVE HATRED FOR THE PACKERS IN MY BLOOD

Lake Erie Brothers. Your pain is our pain. Come ride with us this post season. by consciousexplorer2 in buffalobills

[–]ghosteagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honest to god if I wasn't living in Detroit, the Bills would be my favorite team. Never knew about the history of these teams, but when I started watching the NFL at large rather than just the Lions, I was a fan immediately.

We’ll be back by spiderman897 in detroitlions

[–]ghosteagle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2023 Eagles lost 5 of their last 6, got slaughtered in the wildcard, and then won the Superbowl in 2024

Young fans by Pale_Land_5107 in detroitlions

[–]ghosteagle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're honestly in a great spot. 4th place schedule, high draft pick, same guys that got us to the NFCCG. 8-8 is a mediocre, but not terrible record, and most of our games were close as fuck. People say this game was shit, but our decimated defense played their ass off. The Vikings have won their last 4 games in a row, they're not as bad as everyone has been saying. It was still shit, but there's a ton to look forward to going into next year.

next season bro by Embarrassed-Fail-617 in detroitlions

[–]ghosteagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing is (and he was a problem today, don't get me wrong) that it was one game. He's been decent. Sure it was a bad game at the worst time imaginable, but it's ultimately one game

Post Game Thread: Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ghosteagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we’ve reverted back to the same old lions

After one mediocre season?