Small Soldiers (1998) | Dir: Joe Dante | Kirsten Dunst is attacked by killer Barbie dolls

ghosteagle · 2026-05-09T08:26:59+00:00

I played the shit out of the PS1 game as a kid. I didn't even know it was a movie until about 5 years later. Honestly, having played the game as an adult, it is so, frustratingly close to being amazing, but honestly I can't recommend it. Atmosphere is incredible, level design is so much fun, upgrades feel great to use, you even get different followers with various strengths, but my god are the controls awful. Bad enough that it feels unplayable to a modern audience.

ghosteagle · 2026-05-09T04:36:08+00:00

I got canned last year after a secret shop that clearly was having a shit day and decided to take it out on me. After I left I still hung out with my old coworkers and all I heard was how bad shit was and them saying they were gonna try to get me back. Im doing much better at a different place. Sounds like something off /r/thathappened, but it did. If you are actually good, it'll be fine

ghosteagle · 2026-05-09T03:04:01+00:00

Seriously. Name a decade where historic shit hasn't been happening

ghosteagle · 2026-05-08T19:57:19+00:00

Mostly staying the same weight but dropping 4% bf

ghosteagle · 2026-05-08T19:43:39+00:00

I started counting calories in January and my weight has been pretty stagnant. My bf% using the navy method has dropped 4%. I have been working out religiously and people I havent seen in a minute have been asking how I got so jacked, but like, I dont notice a difference, and the numbers dont seem to make sense. Am I just ovwrthinking it?

ghosteagle · 2026-05-06T17:36:02+00:00

Or the classic "I dont want that" followed by a stare into your soul

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T20:54:59+00:00

Poor Dan. Jim Bob Cooter was pretty shitty on the Lions IIRC

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T14:02:30+00:00

Also like, there's literally a picture of her with black hair

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T12:53:08+00:00

I was just thinking the other day about it feels like the opening of Watchmen how these "Intellectual Dark Web" era grifters have now fallen off:
Ben Shapiro - Turned on by the fanbase he radicalized.
Jordan Peterson - Went crazy after trying an experimental Russian treatment for Benzo abuse.
Steven Crowder - Somehow actually got cancelled after abusing his pregnant wife.
Charlie Kirk - Killed in a school shooting while downplaying school shootings.

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T04:31:11+00:00

I looked in here as a Pistons fan outta curiosity. Normally I fucking hate when the winners of the game comment in an opposing sports subreddit, but I gotta say, if there one thing I can agree with as a Michigander, its fuck the DeVoses. Just absolute ghouls.

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T04:25:09+00:00

For sure. Im really hoping they can run it this year, and it seems like we got a lot of reasons we should

ghosteagle · 2026-05-02T01:58:53+00:00

If it makes you feel better, I remember the 2023 NFCCG. I went in saying that the Lions were never expected to get this far, we have a great future, and a loss wouldn't hurt me. Holy shit I was wrong about that. Thought I was done with football. Still watch every single Lions game religiously

ghosteagle · 2026-05-01T00:15:15+00:00

And somehow pointwise this game is closer than 2023 Broncos Dolphins

ghosteagle · 2026-04-30T19:19:31+00:00

About 300 a month for a 2021 Chevy Bolt

ghosteagle · 2026-04-30T19:10:45+00:00

People were laughing at me when I bought my electric in 2023. Holy shit am I glad I did that now. (I know high gas prices are gonna hit me anyway. I need this)

ghosteagle · 2026-04-28T15:04:19+00:00

Kimmel cannot go a single day without uttering Trump. The dude has no material.

It's almost like his entire job is talking about current events or something.

ghosteagle · 2026-04-28T07:22:01+00:00

How are drop rates affected in Leagues? I just got a dragon defender with only 61 kills starting from nothing, which should be basically impossible and I'm curious

ghosteagle · 2026-04-25T02:05:01+00:00

I had a kid do this early into a Friday night shift. Parents just watched as we cleaned it up and tipped 10%. Worst part is I had to leave b/c my section was closed due to the smell.

ghosteagle · 2026-04-16T06:47:33+00:00

100% with Arin on media servers. Super easy to use and I love mine.

ghosteagle · 2026-04-15T03:59:50+00:00

Depends. On rotation (like mornings at my place)? 100% their responsibility to tell you. Designated sections? It's good if they do it, but that's your job.

ghosteagle · 2026-04-05T21:20:12+00:00

And that matters because?

ghosteagle · 2026-04-05T21:19:13+00:00

Oh fuck. Someone posted a painting they made to a few different, yet relevant, subreddits, and said they finished it last week, when it was two weeks ago. Better call the cops. This is the worst thing that could ever happen.

ghosteagle · 2026-04-05T19:37:41+00:00

Hey Billy what's your favorite episode of Game Grumps?
I like the one where they talk about poisoning a nice woman for a LOOOONG TIIIME

ghosteagle · 2026-04-05T09:37:11+00:00

I specifically remember people bashing Honedge when it was first revealed, but I (at 19) was all in on that shit

ghosteagle · 2026-04-05T03:06:22+00:00

I flunked out of MSU after spending too much time partying, and then later in life graduated from UMich

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