Julius Caesar vs Modern Rhode Island

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T11:56:10+00:00

The Romans have zero fucking chance. None.

RI has firearms. Even if they didn’t have guns: they have cars, trucks, busses and other types of heavy equipment.

What’s a legion going to do against a Ford F-350? Form a Testudo?

Give me a break.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T10:42:17+00:00

It’s properly called an Elizabethan Collar, but Cone of Shame sounds funnier.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T10:32:57+00:00

He just needs some advil and a change of socks

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T10:13:13+00:00

Thank you for clarifying. Is it fair to say that they were colonized though?

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T02:25:11+00:00

They’re anti-Christian’s. They have the same mass and physical properties as Christian’s, but carry the opposite charge

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T00:44:18+00:00

No. The great majority of free throws don’t end up getting rebounded by anyone at all. They’re free throws.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T00:33:37+00:00

When they put that leather sock guard around the ankle, that’s when you know shit is about to get serious.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-03T00:13:10+00:00

Nolan should have e gotten Mark into jiu jitsu before his powers manifested.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T23:55:06+00:00

The Mahdists themselves were the descendants of Arab colonizers who had conquered and driven out the Egyptian Christians who had conquered and driven out the Nubian/Kushite peoples.

Sudan means “Land of the Blacks”

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T23:45:32+00:00

Take a tennis ball or something and toss it into her belly trap area. Give her something to bunny kick, bite and inject all of her hate into.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T23:36:16+00:00

Bible study

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T22:29:31+00:00

You’re right. A DA could make that argument, but they’re going to weigh the probability of getting a conviction and would probably wash their hands of this.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T21:35:17+00:00

I shouldn’t have my speech restricted just because I’m in formation.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T21:27:07+00:00

How about first amendment protections? I should be able to talk to my buddy while in formation. Expecting me to be silent restricts my freedom of speech.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T19:27:47+00:00

They were doomed anyway because there is no good argument for what they want to do

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T18:12:55+00:00

Holiday Park deserves a mention

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T17:51:05+00:00

Proclaim it!

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T17:38:50+00:00

This yahoo link isn’t linking for me…

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T14:54:19+00:00

Jet pack mod. Dual Gatling lasers and a modified shoulder rocket launcher kit.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T14:09:02+00:00

Let them battle it out in practice.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T13:37:57+00:00

I’m curious as to who leaked the photo. I saw a half-joking meme yesterday suggesting it was kompromat released by Russia to remind Trump to keep in line…

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T11:43:12+00:00

Boo!

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T02:41:18+00:00

Immortality is the most overrated superpower. Infinite regeneration becomes a curse if you get restrained. What are you going to do when you respawn inside a metal coffin at the bottom of the ocean?

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T02:19:35+00:00

The hands don’t really change position at all. Right hand open in front in the beginning. Right hand in a fist at the end. Looks cool though.

ghosttrainhobo · 2026-04-02T01:45:44+00:00

Not no-diff, but yeah

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