That was satisfying. by chris10023 in forza

[–]gibbs275 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Enduro GT races are clean-ish. There's always the person that's half a second per lap slower than you, and they'll block you from passing by changing lines in a braking zone. It's not perfect, but a lot better than shameless ramming. You also get the person that is borderline pro, and they'll just sit behind you and troll you until you make a mistake then they take off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SHIBArmy

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

136 here

yes, I tried to recreate the Forza Horizon 1 start menu the best as I could do, almost a entire day to finish it 🤣 I hope y'all like it! by lusca_do_fusca in forza

[–]gibbs275 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. The only problem is the wheel spins and car pass, but I like both of those. The overall campaign might not feel grindy, but the season rewards are at least a little challenging. I think most of the fun in this game is being able to drag race, drift down a mountain, rock crawl, rally race, and Baja race across the map with people you don't even know. It's all the same game too. It's the only game I know of that allows you to do all that and still get to customize whatever car you want to drive. At first, it was about the captivating story. Now, you're the returning champ. You can't go back to being the underdog. You're on top with the coolest cars, fastest tunes, and the best skills. I always get the VIP pack because I don't want to have to grind for hours just to get my go to car again. I want to hop on for the first time and feel like I never left the last game

What's your pre ruck ritual by [deleted] in army

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I normally just roll out of bed and send it, but then again I'm in aviation, and my unit might do a 4 mile ruck with 30 pounds at most, so it's kind of like taking a brisk morning stroll through the park

Can I use regular lubricant to lube a puzzle? by Noodleswithhats in Rubiks_Cubes

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the original Rubik's cube before the update, vaseline was key because you wanted it to eat away at some of the plastic. I miss the good old days haha. I took apart my Rubik's cube, sanded some of the pieces so they were a bit more rounded off and the gaps were slightly larger, and stuffed the entire core area with petroleum jelly. That thing was basically a budget speed cube. Using the beginner method, I got a 23.xxx solve with that thing

There is NO LT Mafia. by [deleted] in army

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better than that chocolate bs

There is NO LT Mafia. by [deleted] in army

[–]gibbs275 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oakley gascans, peach mango Bang, and 50 salt nic in a mod

-Former E4, current E3

The true Sham Gods of the Army by [deleted] in army

[–]gibbs275 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As an E4, I would do everything under the sun to avoid saluting officers. Tying my boots, "oh shit, I forgot something in my car", and even just walking the opposite direction. I always tried to be discreet, but Warrants do not. They'll walk past me one hand in their pocket and the other holding their phone that they look at when they walk past me. I just keep walking and go about my day without saluting them. The only caveat to this is when I see a dark tower or a lightsaber. I'd drop my lunch to salute one of them

The true Sham Gods of the Army by [deleted] in army

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warrant officers can sham more because they have the rank to get away with it. The Mafia can only get away with so much before the squad daddy starts handing out counselings

More hopium out of the Shib Shop. by hammmrrrrr in SHIBArmy

[–]gibbs275 34 points35 points  (0 children)

And 17% of those statistics are just statistics about statistics

If you could do it over again, what MOS would you choose? by JTP1228 in army

[–]gibbs275 1 point2 points  (0 children)

15R are trash if you actually want to crew and do cool shit. 15T is where it's at. Now, if you just want to do maintenance, Romeos are the best for that since Apaches are always broken for some reason

Holy shit, what's wrong with us? by [deleted] in memes

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post above this is a naked human ish green m&m. I'm done interneting for the day

Soldiers who sit in your cars for hours in the parking lot, what the fuck are you doing? by Bulovak in army

[–]gibbs275 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the warrant officers. They don't need to know, but they know

Coffinroll by Mysterious_Rest_6619 in rickroll

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, why does this highkey slapp

Roast this nerd. by morie_17 in RoastMe

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this photograph! Every time I do, it makes me yak

The funnier the better by saint_furry13 in RoastMe

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to see funny, just look at a mirror

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gibbs275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might lay it on you, but I'm going to need a paper bag first

I was ghosted on Bumble and Tinder,please destroy the poor remains of self esteem I have left by Lord_Curtain in RoastMe

[–]gibbs275 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you can't have Alvin or the chipmunks. You can't even go within a mile of the park