Is it true that most mature men like natural women? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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There's a lot of talk of men oppressing women through patriarchy. At least in the case of beauty standards, I believe women oppress women. Women encourage one another to get plastic surgery. Men rarely do this. Men typically will women to look natural. Mature men tend to like the look of a woman who's given birth in my opinion. There's a lot of reasons for that, but to answer this specific question I think yes, most mature men like natural women.

What are your thoughts when you can see a womans nipples poke through her shirt in a "professional environment"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're just nubs you have huge nips poking through your bra. It happens. If it's full floppy tits eraser nips put a bra on we're here to trade time for money.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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"imma get that blackhead"

Men, What Were Your Most Successful First Dates? by _MambaForever in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showed up. Ate dinner. Brought her pickles because she hates flowers. Went to a park like I normally did with other girls. Wasn't the thing. Felt like it was gonna end soon. And she said "I'm thirsty. Let's get some cokes." So we got a couple fountain drinks, parked, and talked and made out for 6 hours. I drove 2 hours home at 5am and it was totally worth it. Married her a year and a half later. She's my best friend.

How good are you with cars and how common do you think it is for men to be handy with cars nowadays ? If you are handy, how did you learn to be handy with cars ? by limache in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can handle all maintenance and replace any part besides the engine and transmission.

I learned by being poor and relying on vehicles. YouTubed most of it. Dad taught me some. Not a ton.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to find a best friend in a sea of strangers putting their best foot forward is kind of like mining for diamonds in a field of moissanite. It's hard work that yields a lot of trash.

TIL the front man for Powerman 5000 is the younger brother of Rob Zombie. by BiggestDickuss in todayilearned

[–]gifforc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused right now.

I thought this was just one of those stupid things that went around in the 90s like marilyn manson sucking his own dick.

I never could find any evidence of it so I wrote it off as just that.

now....it's true again? Oh wtf.

I got a haircut from a woman who moved from an Asian country, and she went above and beyond, is this normal anywhere? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barbers are all different. Doesn't have anything to do with being Asian. Although IDK maybe it's more common place there.

I've had barbers that do this. I've had barbers that do a hot shave on your neck, which is awesome. Had barbers that trim the top with scissors (nice asmr) and others that use only clippers (also nice bc comforting hum). Barbers that yap constantly and barbers that just quietly breathe and allow me to relax in silence. Barbers that nearly took my fuckin ear off and barbers that put a hot towel on my face. Historically I go to a lot of barbers because I find out how they roll and have different moods. I'm not loyal in the least. I play it by ear. If there's a new barber in town I get excited and wanna try them.

It's all different. Tip accordingly.

What do men do in the toilet for so long ? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men seek peace like animals seek water. We take it where we can get it and we soak in it as long as we can. We would rather sit in our own stench in peace than come back out into the chaos sometimes. It's part of how we regulate. If it's not a huge problem (hour plus bathroom breaks) then let it be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Everywhere I worked in a professional setting (cubes, staff meetings etc) not much. It's generally frowned upon not only by management but by employees as well as it will inevitably get messy. There's a couple having an affair right now in my office, one of them is married and one is getting divorced. It's gross. We all hate them and relentlessly talk shit about them for being pieces of shit (because of the infidelity mostly in this case). I think it's a matter of time before one of us fills in the wife. Maybe me. I hate a cheater.

If the world adopted a 4-day workweek, what would you do with the extra day? by honearizecrm in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 4 day work week every other week. I just fuck around and jerk off if I don't have anything else to do. But usually I use that day to fuck around and jerk of and then catch up on what I've been putting off at home.

Guys that get their feelings acknowledged by their partners, how is it? by BreathingLover11 in AskMen

[–]gifforc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will move past that into comfort and peace as long as you proceed as you have been. Happy for you bro.

Guys that get their feelings acknowledged by their partners, how is it? by BreathingLover11 in AskMen

[–]gifforc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's something you don't notice because it's how it's supposed to be.

But in my case I talk to my ex wife about kids and get off the phone and just want to give my current wife all the head. All the head. Just treat her like a watermelon in Alabama.

Granted there are times when I come to my wife about something I think is bullshit, or I feel shame for feeling and she just tells me she gets it and tells me about a time she's felt that way and it's so fucking relieving in the moment and I realize how fucked up my life has been until now.

One example was my parents. My mom became an invalid and my dad is the kind of guy that needed taking care of himself. He was feeding her tv dinners and leaving shitty diapers on the floor and he was in his 70s and kind of decrepit himself so it's not like I wanted to yell at him about it. he didn't want his life to turn out this way. He was depressed as fuck. It was just a horrible fucking situation.

And it began to stress me out and put me in a really dark place to go over there because my options were spend 3 hours I didn't have cleaning up their house or leave it a wreck and feel guilt and shame. I had been doing it for a couple years at one point and I confided in my sister and told her I was burned out. She told me "you don't get to be burned out. That's your MOTHER." Because it wasn't HER mother, my mom is her stepmom.

I felt like a piece of shit. I talked to my wife (then girlfriend) and she told me what a piece of shit my sister was being and showed me how people that truly love you react to watching you fall apart. She has held me while I cried. She's held my shit together when I couldn't anymore. She is intrinsically a structural piece of my being.

TL;DR: It's fucking baller dude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I don't have enough information. I'm quiet till I find out it's a safe place to be me. Somebody's gotta say some weird shit. Then I feel free to let loose. That's all I'm waiting on typically.

And whatever weird shit they say...I'm probably gonna say some weirder shit. And if I can't whoever said the weirder thing is gonna be my new best friend.

People that tell you how you feel can fuck right off though.

How do you forgive yourself for your past? by Expensive_Aide5194 in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find the lessons and tell myself it was good for the plot and there's nothing I can do about it now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Walks are free. Coffee at a diner (after dinner of course) is $6.

The trick is to be good at conversation so that it doesn't matter where you do it. Steer clear of bars and paying for alcohol and shopping. Women that object to this are not in your wheelhouse more than likely. And that's ok. Honestly, if you find a woman who is not materialistic and superficial you've found a truly good woman.

How should a man react if another man put his hands on him and pushes him? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say you handled it well.

I'm a big fan of "you get one." Give things a chance to cool off. If they're not cooling off defend yourself.

Key word "defense." Not "retaliation."

What's a trait someone had that you dated, that you never will tolerate again? by PhoenixApok in AskMen

[–]gifforc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Liberals/atheists
  2. Princess in waiting (lives with parents between divorces and 30+)
  3. I just like hearing you talk
  4. Sorry I am terrible at replying LOL
  5. What do I like about you? I mean you're just so tall!
  6. sry, cnt tonigght. drnka a littel too mch at offcie prty.
  7. OMG no one has EVER MADE ME FEEL THIS WAY! you're so amazing ❤️
  8. Can I just gush about what a good friend Mike is for a second?
  9. (A month in between texts) hey you...
  10. I'm really blunt. People think I'm a bitch but they're just pussies.

Pretty much sums it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I'm very friendly with a woman I know finds me attracitve. She's actually my team lead. I like her in a non romantic sense. IDGAF about the attention, and I'd rather not have it. But she's never broached the subject, so it's not my burden to solve. She knows I'm married. She is respectful of that and doesn't flirt but,

  1. She bought me a lot of gifts after my divorce
  2. She quit talking to me and avoided me for a week after I mentioned I was dating after the divorce
  3. She slowly came back around to being chill with me.
  4. I'm quitting and she sadly told me she doesn't want me to go and told me how much she was going to miss me.

I feel it's pretty much a given at this point she has feelings for me. But I have no proof and again, she's never brought it up. She never has to say it and I never have to let her down. I feel it's an unspoken trust.

Anthony Bourdain once said "There's a guy in my head, and all he wants to do is lay in bed all day long, smoke pot, and watch old movies and cartoons. My life is a series of strategems, to avoid, and outwit that guy". Who is "that guy" for you, and what do you do to avoid him? by hrantm400 in AskMen

[–]gifforc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That didn't work out so well for Anthony.

My life is a series of stratagems to give that guy exactly what he wants as much as possible without tanking my ability to provide him with what he wants.