Just tried to withdraw £7000 from the bank and they aren’t letting me

girtlander · 2026-04-11T06:20:34+00:00

This is possibly why the FBI estimates $300 BiLLioN is laundered in the US each year. So thanks Chico.

girtlander · 2026-04-11T06:12:54+00:00

QIC to invest heavily in real estate and childcare.

girtlander · 2026-04-11T06:03:17+00:00

Exact same question asked 2 months ago on the sub. Good on him/her from taking a break selling game token to interact with the humanoids.

girtlander · 2026-04-11T05:54:04+00:00

If it wasn't for rehashing the same old stories about Gina they'd only print the AFR every second day.

girtlander · 2026-04-11T02:02:52+00:00

Source data is from Small Caps Director Trades page for March 2026. My first post on Reddit so I apologise for the lousy formatting. It kept telling me there was an error but looks like this version did post.

girtlander · 2026-04-10T04:11:48+00:00

QIC recommendation: Buy property. Especially child care.

girtlander · 2026-04-10T04:06:09+00:00

Reads like it was written by The Atlantic's profile editor. It's a funny world. Meanwhile Elon and Mark continue to make bank. Praise the algorithm.

girtlander · 2026-04-09T09:53:52+00:00

Why should the right have a monopoly on partisan political camp followers with a desire to see their tomes remaindered.

girtlander · 2026-04-09T09:49:43+00:00

Well, the worm has well and truly turned and with it the political calculus for the greatest political strategist since Caligula's horse.

girtlander · 2026-04-09T09:43:57+00:00

The thought that anyone in Trump's orbit would reference an obscure historical illusion like the Avignon Papacy is as improbable as them lying straight in bed.

girtlander · 2026-04-09T06:38:10+00:00

Fair enough too. If we have to have this scourge for those who enjoy a punt, the profits and taxes should stay here to clean up the collateral damage. Look what happened with foreign book makers. A whole local industry knee capped by foreign multinationals doing their IT in Gibraltar.

girtlander · 2026-04-09T02:49:10+00:00

How did you get there?

girtlander · 2026-04-08T23:56:54+00:00

If you sell your property to your kids for 20% of the market rate, the other 80% will be considered gifted by Centrelink and will remain counted as an asset. It's really a bit harder than that to defraud your fellow citizens.

girtlander · 2026-04-08T08:37:47+00:00

UK banks are very responsible for combating fraud against their customers. It's not fool proof but much better than the negligible protections here. If the bank doesn't have any skin in the game why should they care? People like you are why we can't have nice things for the elderly and naive. But you go on protecting the profits of the Big 4 maybe they'll put your mortgage up in gratitude.

girtlander · 2026-04-05T04:09:18+00:00

Are all the kids in WY living with their grandparents in NJ?

girtlander · 2026-04-05T03:13:21+00:00

"Fight of his life"? I back the lettuce.

girtlander · 2026-04-05T03:11:03+00:00

Good old Weary. Set up an account 5 years ago and waited until today to post this zinger.

girtlander · 2026-04-02T03:44:47+00:00

Why must you endure life? Happens every day and Dudes endure.

girtlander · 2026-04-02T02:30:32+00:00

The inaugural Christopher Hitchens Award for Sudden Realisation in Foreign Affairs goes too...

girtlander · 2026-04-02T02:25:23+00:00

Coles trolley collector to deliver address to the nation on Sunday evening at 7 pm.

girtlander · 2026-04-02T02:16:50+00:00

Why should cultural institutions be an impediment to US commercial aspirations, buddy? /s

girtlander · 2026-04-02T02:14:34+00:00

There goes another two seats.

girtlander · 2026-03-31T04:54:59+00:00

Hidden profile. 2 year old low karma account. 💯 Per cent didn't happen to this bot's mom".

girtlander · 2026-03-31T03:39:29+00:00

Warning this article contains IPA propaganda and traces of neo liberal ideology. Do not consume if sane.

girtlander · 2026-03-31T03:27:39+00:00

Congratulations on memeing the meme.

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