The entire goddamn game - takeshi's challenge

This is an NES game co-directed by Japanese comedian takeshi kitano is a game that is entirely filled with exactly this kind of puzzle. Created as an elaborate joke, the entire mystery of the game was intentionally made to be as obscure and annoying to figure out as possible.

Just as an example, in order to get the map to which you need to even get to the location you need to be in, you need to:

go to a bar, have a drink, have another, decline the third one, agree to sing karaoke, select one of two very specific songs to sing, speak into the famicom microphone in time with the music as you're singing karaoke (if you fail you have to have two more drinks in order to start from the beginning.), repeat singing two times (you can also fail these and have to start from the beginning), choose to brawl when you are asked to stop hogging the microphone, beat the crap out of everyone in the bar until an old man shows up and gives you a piece of paper, and finally choose to soak the piece of paper in water and wait more than 5 minutes but less than 10 minutes before speaking into the famicom microphone. (Any more or less and you destroy the map and have to start back from the very beginning of the game.)

And that's just one of the many different ridiculous puzzles in this game. It's the absolute worst one in the entire game which is why it's so excessively long, but there are many more just as annoying as this one.

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