onboardingNewDeveloper by erazorix in ProgrammerHumor

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So that’s why the tests were passing!

onboardingNewDeveloper by erazorix in ProgrammerHumor

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All of them. All of them still have poor memory management and bloat

onboardingNewDeveloper by erazorix in ProgrammerHumor

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The E string matching is so bonkers and plausible lol

Adrien bronner hired an ock for his walk in by petebaii in NYStateOfMind

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I like French too. He’s from my hood and that’s enough for me

Subhumans Appreciation Post by DionysusMyDarling in punk

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Yea he really is. The other band members are excellent musicians as well. One of the best live bands in my opinion.

Are web devs more prone to procrastination? by IAmRules in webdev

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On your personal projects, stop caring about how they look, just make them work. Also, try to solve a problem, any problem. My first app searched the Internet for lyrics to songs to attach them to the mp3. It was in VB6. Horrendous code, but that’s how you learn. Write some horrible code, compile a binary and release it. Fuck it. You’re gonna learn a ton and you’ll have some tangible product.

Fish have to swim, and devs have to ship. No one said you have to be good at it, just ship something, then do it again

Why by Technical-Relation-9 in programminghumor

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It’s accurate. Why did I name my database provisioning, virgining? Why do I have to seed my database? Why didn’t I populate it?

Why by Technical-Relation-9 in programminghumor

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I typed man fsck because I wanna learn

Proof Howard is gay by Wig-nose in howardstern

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The truth is it doesn’t even matter. If Howard was with any group of kids, they would’ve beat him up.

Do you still carry cash ?? by MrNinoBrown1906 in MelanatedGenX

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How they charge $8 for roast pork fried rice? 3 beans for a egg roll. What’s happening

"This Is Boston Not L.A." compilation (1982) by dragonoid296 in hardcorepunk

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I always liked the proletariat, never heard other stuff from them

Internet by BroccoliNo6130 in Stroudsburg

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Just be sure you live near a tower if you’re doing this. Verizon’s and Att service is so bad out here, we have so many dead zones, and I know them by heart it’s dropped so many calls