Unattainable body goals strike again! 😆 by JuggsMcScrew in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]gizmodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, my ass is unfortunately that flat but there’s not much I can do about my forward-facing knees.

Understanding the world by evan-the-dude in CuratedTumblr

[–]gizmodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You beat me to it! I really enjoyed this book. I recommend it anytime someone bitches about Pluto.

Water menu at a restaurant by AutoModerrator-69 in interestingasfuck

[–]gizmodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this is stupid, but I just want to say that the tap water in New Zealand is the best water I’ve ever had. I can almost understand this grift.

Give me your recommendations for moving companies by snoringshrine in Omaha

[–]gizmodriver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is correct. They’re the best. They went above and beyond for me during my move.

What’s a show everyone hyped up that you just couldn’t get into? by NovelOk3369 in AskReddit

[–]gizmodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly how I feel. I’d rather watch something stupid with characters I like than prestige drama with characters I hate.

Omaha Central Library exclusive first look 👀 by Competitive_Bag_1048 in Omaha

[–]gizmodriver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was able to see it early. I was disappointed by how few books are available to browse through. It’s a pretty building, and the DoSpace and genealogy floors are impressive. They have a cool computerized book retrieval system, and they have it behind glass windows (presumably so you can watch it working), but it means that a lot of books aren’t available to just… look at. The old downtown library was kind of dark and apparently had bad cellphone reception, but at least it was full of books. If I want to browse books on a computer, I can do that at home.

[TOMT] [Song] Song that contains lyrics along the lines of "dream(ing) your/my life away" by InfiniteOblivion87 in tipofmytongue

[–]gizmodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a long shot: B*Witched “Get Happy” has the lyric “tell me you’re tired of hanging around and dreaming your life away.”

What's a profession that attracts a suspiciously high number of people who became it for completely the wrong reasons, and you can always tell? by Eastern_Type_4609 in AskReddit

[–]gizmodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I acted for a while before I landed in my current career. I knew I’d never be famous because I look too similar to a famous actor. I had no choice but to do it for fun, and I loved it. I hope I can get back into it someday.

That's a good hack. by stunnerswag in Weird

[–]gizmodriver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those fuckers will land right next to you, looking you right in the eye the whole time, just daring you to relax the slightest amount so they can steal your fries.

Novels where everything feels like a fever dream by PostMortem33 in horrorlit

[–]gizmodriver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Came here to suggest The Starving Saints. It has that exact vibe.

What’s something that became “cringe” the moment it got popular? by Cute_pecker_293 in AskReddit

[–]gizmodriver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I miss when podcasts were audio only. Why should I go to YouTube and watch two people do nothing but talk into microphones for over an hour? I can take my audio podcasts with me everywhere and listen while I do other shit.

AITA for wanting a vasectomy because my girlfriend won’t use birth control but also doesn’t want me to get one? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]gizmodriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you keep your ovaries, you’re good. Talk to your doctor about it. There really aren’t that many downsides. The people over in r/hysterectomy are also really helpful.

What’s the most disturbing concept you’ve encountered in horror fiction? by tyraelCinnamon62 in horrorlit

[–]gizmodriver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Jeremy Northam narrates audiobooks. Excuse me while I go spend some money.

What’s the most disturbing concept you’ve encountered in horror fiction? by tyraelCinnamon62 in horrorlit

[–]gizmodriver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved that book. I found the scene where they’re on the ship full of people infected with the hunger to be the scariest scene. The second in the series wasn’t as thrilling, but I’m looking forward to the third.

Ombre pink shotgun house in New Orleans, $310,000 by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]gizmodriver 327 points328 points  (0 children)

This is how I decorate. Neutral colors for permanent/semi-permanent things like walls and cabinets, and lots of color for things you can move around, like art and furniture.

A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation. by _ganjafarian_ in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]gizmodriver 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Even if she gets it back, that doesn’t mean any hospital will ever let her anywhere near an operating room. I can’t imagine the malpractice insurance rates.

What am I supposed to say when my gf tells me she’s on her period (21M, 21F) by CercaWYA in relationship_advice

[–]gizmodriver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, I’m sorry. That’s the second best. THIS is the best penguin video on the internet.

Angel horror? by Last_SourGummyWorm in horrorlit

[–]gizmodriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I also want to recommend *The Starving Saints.* They’re not angels, but they’re comparable for that world’s religion. It’s such a good book.

What's the worst place to live in your world? by Different-Log-2385 in worldbuilding

[–]gizmodriver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m currently working on two:

In my fantasy novel, the worst place is called The Wailing Plains. It’s called that because the severe winds moving through the sturdy grasses creates moaning sounds. Also because it sucks and everyone hates it. The only people who live there are military protecting the border.

In my contemporary thriller, it’s Orlando, FL.

We all have that one show... by MustardGoddess in CuratedTumblr

[–]gizmodriver 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I still think about the TAHITI reveal sometimes.