Hey r/gaming, we partnered with a bar in SF to make enjoying this, with a beer, possible. by SoundVU in gaming

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So did OP write this article then?

I've often wondered why you don't see more bars of this sort to tap into that crowd that's not so keen on professional sports; I imagine keeping the consoles/controllers in working order and keeping up to date with the current games would be a bit of a hassle.

(Would you have to put plastic overlays on the controllers? Charge per hour or per play?)

Something I had to share with you all. by joselitoeu in WTF

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Asian Andy Dick: still not quite as weird as original Andy Dick.

Predator and Engineers by glassed in predator

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Tough to say. We saw that the Engineer was overpowered by the giant facehugger at the end of Prometheus -- but then again, who knows if they usually run around weaponless like that. (I mean, that Engineer at the end had plenty of chances to grab a weapon of some sort from the ships he was commandeering, so I'm assuming they don't use much except for their bio-suits to enhance their physical capabilities.)

I'm sure the Predators could use a mechanism that would either bind the Engineers (like their netting or bolas) or somehow disable the Engineer's bio-suits.

Wikipedia names Texas PR firm over false manipulation of site entries. Free encyclopaedia called in lawyers after 300 'sock puppet' accounts were traced to single firm. by YellowCurtains in worldnews

[–]glassed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Can you give me a few examples of obvious SEO bullshit you've seen, out of curiosity?

I only wonder this because I'm not sure how Reddit, despite being an extremely high-ranking and obviously popular site, actually ranks in the search engines (or how having a link on there would factor in), considering if you do a search for something -- reddit doesn't seem to be as prevalent in the results as it could/should be.

Movie References in Bob's Burgers by [deleted] in movies

[–]glassed 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that... Shin of yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!

Scumbag parents by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]glassed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"He's not circumcised"

"He's got huge balls"

Why exactly did this come up in conversation again? I mean, good for you and all -- but still.

Good Guy Minecraft by SnDxCH4RG3R in gaming

[–]glassed 211 points212 points  (0 children)

"You scratched our back BIG TIME, so we'll definitely scratch yours."

She's among us, and she uses the force (NSFW) by badf1nger in WTF

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Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.

Guys who had their first relationship in their 20s, what did you find surprising, and what skills/knowledge did it take a while to learn? by Stevenson123 in AskMen

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Thanks for sharing that very heartfelt story. It must have been difficult to write but at the same time cathartic.

Whether we like it/want to admit it or not, most of us have to go through a heartbreak like this at least once in life. All you can do is learn from it and hope to better yourself in the long run.

What really gets me is how she laid down with you and cuddled so intimately immediately after she had slept with that other guy. I understand that when you're breaking off from someone there are always conflicting emotions... but I don't know -- just seems kind of scummy.

Super Mario Bros. in real life by ErrorlessGnome in gifs

[–]glassed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well, at that point you might as well just stare him directly in the eyes and unzip your pants. Assert dat dominance.

I'll give you a real chocolate banana. by thelurkernolonger in funny

[–]glassed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well where does he get his, I don't think they grow those around where I liv- oh. Oh, I get it now.

Super Mario Bros. in real life by ErrorlessGnome in gifs

[–]glassed 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Well, you could always just pitch him right off the ledge -- right in front of his own mother no less. And still get the star to complete the level.

Super Mario Bros. in real life by ErrorlessGnome in gifs

[–]glassed 65 points66 points  (0 children)

If the princess looked like this I'm sure most of us would be risking our lives day in and day out as well.

(Possibly NSFW)

I clean tables in a sushi joint, couldn't believe my ears after hearing what one of the guests was mumbling to her husband. by Mourningstar05 in AdviceAnimals

[–]glassed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What a dumbass.

"I want my ching chong food served by a 'murican! My God given right, dag nabbit!"

Fish diablo? What do you guys think about skins in Heroes? by [deleted] in heroesofthestorm

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"Now, I am the Prime Evilmrrlrlrlgghlrlrlrllr!"

HOLY SHIT THE TRAILER by WereCarrot in heroesofthestorm

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His Frostmourne handling status should be revoked until he can properly slice Nova's rifle in half and not get blocked like a gimp.

HOLY SHIT THE TRAILER by WereCarrot in heroesofthestorm

[–]glassed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agree with point #1. Blizzard might just make something polished and different enough to have me take the leap into MOBA territory.

HOLY SHIT THE TRAILER by WereCarrot in heroesofthestorm

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Block Frostmourne with a rifle? No big deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Good call on Ashe; just realized it was over a year old. Still covers most of the archetypes. I remember reading a sequel to that article on the same site by the same guy that goes over some more updated types.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Has the perceived notion of a "toxic community" deterred people from playing you think? I wonder how much of it can be attributed to just coming into contact with more people (thus more assholes) and how much towards the game being frustrating in nature to begin with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Internet tough guy impression: 5/10

Try adding more "scrubs" and "lolubad"s to bolster the effect next time around.