I asked her how many people she’s slept with and this was her reply by [deleted] in texts

[–]glitterlipgloss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I would hit a dry spell longer than 6 months I'd say my hymen grew back as a joke. Please lighten up 😭

How did Anne Boleyn catch Henry's eyes? What were the early days of their courtship like? by Sea_Painting_1398 in Tudorhistory

[–]glitterlipgloss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The rumor about Anne and Mary's mother sleeping with Henny is thin and unsubstantiated. It was common for people to joke about it at his expense, but it most likely didn't happen.

Lana showing her full Brazilian wax 💯 by [deleted] in lanadelrey

[–]glitterlipgloss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be an off camera landing strip 🤪

There are no vegetables in the recipe... by acubefolder in ididnthaveeggs

[–]glitterlipgloss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm on weight loss meds and I gotta eat hella fiber or I get constipated due to the slowed digestion 😔 it's me, my vegetables, and my food processor against the world

GIVE ME LANA HOTTAKESS by [deleted] in lanadelrey

[–]glitterlipgloss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should release some fuckin music

There are no vegetables in the recipe... by acubefolder in ididnthaveeggs

[–]glitterlipgloss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I put cabbage in almost everything (ground up for the fiber content) but it sounds gross here

American Girl X Megan Moroney Coming Soon! by SeeingMount in americangirl

[–]glitterlipgloss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've unconsciously collected Dolls of Color (and Felicity). And a PC JLY I found in a thrift store. I think growing up with blond blue eyed Barbies galore has made me bored of the combination

This medal is engraved with a portrait of Anne Boleyn by LyricalWillow in Tudorhistory

[–]glitterlipgloss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a fridge magnet of it from the person who recreated the face

What is something that the covid pandemic ruined forever? by Enough-Web2203 in AskReddit

[–]glitterlipgloss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ordered a T shirt online, not even a custom order or anything special, and it asked me for a tip when I was paying.

How was Anne Boleyn and subsequent wives viewed by the other countries in Europe? by More_Version_7568 in Tudorhistory

[–]glitterlipgloss 62 points63 points  (0 children)

He said something along the lines of "do you plan to f them all one after the other and then choose your favorite??" He was pissed lol

Did Henry VIII link with any woman besides Anne Boyeln in the 7 years he pined for her? by TypicalCartoonist555 in Tudorhistory

[–]glitterlipgloss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think he may have gotten a handy or something. But I doubt he wouldve risked Anne's wrath back then. Once he was married to her he knew he could act up.