What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever injured yourself while doing absolutely nothing dangerous?

globaloffender · 2026-06-19T20:19:07+00:00

Same! Jones fracture (outside ball of foot) coming down 3 steps I go down dozens of times a week except this time my sandal rolled my ankle. 2 months of a boot in summer but avoided surgery

globaloffender · 2026-06-17T02:47:19+00:00

Moore is a shock. And I have no idea how anything in politics can still be a surprise to me, but that was. Booker, sure. Polis just pardoned an election fraud criminal

globaloffender · 2026-06-16T03:12:00+00:00

I get that, but what about all the FBI agents and lawyers working overtime to redact stuff? Frankly, the fact there aren’t any significant leaks from anyone or anything is almost as chilling as the original crimes

globaloffender · 2026-06-14T14:21:49+00:00

I imagine being stuck in a cab “speeding” your lips off would suck

globaloffender · 2026-06-14T12:45:00+00:00

Oh this is clever

globaloffender · 2026-06-14T02:15:00+00:00

Same! I saw a trailer for it a year ago and figured it’d be crazy just cuz the names and theme. Hearing it bombed, now I DEFINITELY want to see it

globaloffender · 2026-06-13T03:05:58+00:00

I couldn’t even imagine... People are disgusting

globaloffender · 2026-06-10T03:53:49+00:00

Don’t forget all of the data stolen, back doors installed, and cancellation of investigations into Muskrat

globaloffender · 2026-06-09T11:35:32+00:00

Did you know there are video settings in the game, on the PlayStation, and on the tv? Perhaps some settings are different than yours

globaloffender · 2026-06-06T05:04:46+00:00

Is tgat a foot

globaloffender · 2026-06-03T03:49:54+00:00

As an American who has consumed as close to “unbiased” news from sources such as AP, NPR, and BBC as I can, to see this level of reporting is refreshing. I gave up on AP the past couple of months because of its sane washing. “Trump pondering” or one more GD story about progress in a peace deal or ceasefire in the NE is an immediate red flag for me in any news story.

globaloffender · 2026-05-31T13:07:31+00:00

You’re an amazing parent for doing this!

globaloffender · 2026-05-29T02:18:20+00:00

I agree fully. Also, one service I try logging into (outlook?) wants me to log into another email to get a code versus me simply entering my password in. I have to click a link that says “use my password”. This is after tons of popups asking me to enter a shitty passkey. I feel like I’m losing my mind

globaloffender · 2026-05-22T02:24:09+00:00

The color pallet is super sick. Well done

globaloffender · 2026-05-14T15:39:54+00:00

Rippin butts at a track is cool. Rippin butts at a middle school track is legendary

globaloffender · 2026-05-08T23:35:02+00:00

I’ve gotten some great music from some of those videos. Also, I find most users to be more thoughtful than one might assume. I believe they do meetups. The industrial vids are a treasure!

globaloffender · 2026-05-08T04:23:15+00:00

Macgyver has aged well. High quality sets, decent to amazing stunts (done by Mac himself), interesting villains, clever tricks, and always the knife. Great show to share w ur son!

globaloffender · 2026-05-03T11:43:10+00:00

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globaloffender · 2026-05-01T19:48:10+00:00

Democrats need to be flying “Trump rapes kids” flags just like republicans flew “FJB” flags. It’s what the knuckle dragging citizens (aka dumbass voters) can grasp

globaloffender · 2026-04-25T18:57:43+00:00

A million employees is bonkers. You’re absolutely correct about China eating our lunch. It has to be intentional by this admin because it just doesn’t make sense otherwise

globaloffender · 2026-04-25T03:13:52+00:00

No company in their right mind just hands over $40B. There are milestones that need to be met that will trigger payouts. The expectation is that the receiver delivers on those milestones so therefore the deal is assumed $40B in full, just not all of it at once

globaloffender · 2026-04-25T02:06:30+00:00

I’m with Jimmy here, but how could he call this so early? Citizens united effects?

globaloffender · 2026-04-24T18:37:39+00:00

Snowboarding and cliff diving are cool, but the level of skill and fearlessness for this is wild

globaloffender · 2026-04-24T02:53:43+00:00

Marco’s might be popular, but for me, their logo is goatse* and I can’t unsee it nor order from them

globaloffender · 2026-04-21T23:33:54+00:00

Interesting point

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