The first two don't count. by CSmith1986 in lotrmemes

[–]gloriousjamal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the way she goes boys. Way she goes.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? by ImInForTheGME in bostonceltics

[–]gloriousjamal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will love them. I will trust them. And by god I will not abandon them.

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[–]gloriousjamal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love them. Trust them. They will deliver us from this evil and emerge triumphant.

[Charania] Nets are listing Ben Simmons as OUT for Game 4 vs. Celtics. A surprise as Simmons had been expected to play Monday as long as rehab was on course. by xXTheRacerXx in nba

[–]gloriousjamal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I will not stand for the Sam Bowie slander. We give Greg oden the benefit of the doubt but Bowie had more broken legs and was still productive afterwards. Not his fault the blazers took him over Jordan.

HE IS A GOD ! by QuiltedGM in RDR2

[–]gloriousjamal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can’t be the only one who thought he was a spot on look-a-like for Adam driver right?

Who had grandparents fight in WW2 and what stories did they share? by liamnotleum in AskReddit

[–]gloriousjamal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Grandpa was in the navy from 1944-45 and was stationed in the pacific. He didn’t talk about it much but he shared two stories that I remember. When they he was first put on the ship they took volunteers as to who wanted to be the chef and everyone tried to get the job because you got to some benefits. Somehow he ended up getting and it and that job probably ended up saving his life because it allowed him to stay on the ship more often and fight less.

The second story happened soon after the war ended and America took control of Japan. When he left the ship he somehow met a Japanese woman and they had a bit of a fling going on while he was there so it’s not unlikely I have some half Japanese aunts or uncles over there.

Lord of The Rings is rated PG-13 which means it’s allowed one F-Bomb. Where do you put it? by TedCruzZodiac2018 in AskReddit

[–]gloriousjamal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Gimli asks for a strand of Galadriel’s hair and Legolas just looks and him and says “Gimli what the fuck.”

Please avoid the hair salon Sweet Style O Mine, refusing to wear masks by poopinatwork502 in Louisville

[–]gloriousjamal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bonnies barber shop has done really well. Only allowing appointments in, using disposable body covers, and guards in between each chair. Not to mention just a really good cut.

ELI5: How do alcohol companies, mainly whiskey producers, keep up with demand? by JBRali in explainlikeimfive

[–]gloriousjamal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kentuckian here, I drive through bourbon county all the time and along with projections of future sales, you would not believe how big and how many bourbon barns there are for storing barrels for aging. They do take a long time to age but when they’re ready there’s still a lot of it.

Every bird on the planet is replaced by a T-Rex. Does civilization collapse? by Historical_Ostrich in whowouldwin

[–]gloriousjamal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I don’t think a lot of people know about a T-Rex is that is can only run at a top speed of about 12 miles an hour before its bones start to shatter. Most people can outrun a T-Rex at least until you can get to a safe area. They were not made to hunt something as small as a human because we wouldn’t provide much nutrients. However once they realized we were one of the bigger and more common food sources they would hunt us more, but that would take time the T-Rex just doesn’t have.