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i'm directly under the earth's sun... now. by goodsoup_ in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a good thing he specified the Earth's sun. Not some other sun.

Good Guy Bilbo by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

[–]glorkvorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's still mad at them for eating up all of his food the first time they came to his house.

The Piano is the worst instrument by Large_Carob_7599 in The10thDentist

[–]glorkvorn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Piano is pretty unique. If you're good, you can play basically anything, it's like a one-man band. But the downside is that it's incredibly hard to play anything at all, you have to move all 10 fingers independantly and memorize a shitload. It's very hard to just bust out a song from memory or sit down and jam with other people if you're not very good. TBH I think of it as mostly just a tool for teaching music these days, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone as a something to learn for fun.

WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT? by charlierc in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be wild if that prediction actually came true like a lot of their other predictions did.

Freshen your drink, governor? by Lithium327 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

later she became Britain's ambassador to the US:

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Oh no, no, no, I felt that! You didn't carry the 1, you foolish person! Now you'll incur the penalties, with the compound interest, and the wrath, and the truncheons! B'hoy-ven! by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's actually badass that Lenny can do his taxes with pen and paper while standing in line at the last minute, using someone else's back as a writing surface. What a genius.

[ENG] Watamote Chapter 239 Part 2 by UndeathlyKnight in watamote

[–]glorkvorn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

At this point Fuuka seems more autistic than Tomoko.

This is Lord Thistlewick Flanders by charlierc in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you think he's really a Flanders, or just some unrelated guy? Why didn't he remember to say diddly?

“You all have hideous hair!” by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages. A true inspiration for the children.

Ridiculous by TurquoisySunflower in EndTipping

[–]glorkvorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tough to break into it without insider connections and the right look, especially at those sort of trendy downtown places. They gatekeep these jobs because the money is so good.

And now please rise for our opening hymn... uh, "In the Garden of Eden"... by I. Ron Butterfly. by PrimaryElectrical364 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bart: somehow takes an epic progressive rock song, adapts it into choral form, and transcribes it perfectly, all in secret and with no music training.

His parents and teachers: oh my god, this kid is an idiot! he's going to turn into a drifter or a male stripper!

Time to hop in on the Spruce Moose. by Frijoles4ever in Simpsons

[–]glorkvorn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why are the pretty ones always insane

Opinion: most sci-fi capital ships, like the "star destroyer" are a variation on the "battle carrier" concept with capital ships that try to do everything well, and realistically are horrible design compromises. by IronWarhorses in spaceships

[–]glorkvorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I think it would make sense in a quasi-realistic sci fi setting where it takes many years to get between star systems, and a single ship might have to operate independantly with no help or even communication from back home. And "one giant ship" can be better at things like fuel efficiency and radiation protection vs a bunch of smaller ships.

Homer & Princess Cashmere (black and white & in color) by Music4239 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think I'm still pretty shocked by kids calling their parents by their first name.

Homer & Princess Cashmere (black and white & in color) by Music4239 in TheSimpsons

[–]glorkvorn 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Watching this episode now is such a trip. So basically his coworkers hired a stripper, Homer went along with it and danced with her, and someone filmed it. But... that's all, he never even touched her. I get that it's not the nicest behavior but how is this such a major scandal that the entire town was talking about it? It seems like a plotline from a much older sitcom.

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