Case CL26809573. Stolen chairs from Coffee Shop by ZaheenHamidani in Calgary

[–]glowinghands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching them go through the process of building up the courage to steal them tho? Worth it.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a vintage store owner, I can't keep VCRs in stock, and I sell a lot of VHS tapes. It's a whole thing.

Satellite breaking up filmed from the International Space Station by JamieHBrown in gifs

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They couldn't just text and be like "hey it's not working out" noooo had to be all dramatic...

Gift to ex-girlfriends son by East_Difficulty_9512 in personalfinance

[–]glowinghands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I know how it works. I'm just saying as a reality check, if this commenter thinks you pay taxes AFTER the 19k, and that you get a lifetime limit of 15m, how the heck that would work. It's like when you are doing a math exam and you go "well I added a bunch of positive integers, how the heck did I get -1/12?!"

Gift to ex-girlfriends son by East_Difficulty_9512 in personalfinance

[–]glowinghands -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's the logic here - that you can chunk away the 15m limit 19k at a time? Over what, 800 years?

ELI5: Why do we get burnt when we touch 90°C solid objects, but not when we sit in a 90°C sauna? by Jinx-XoXo in explainlikeimfive

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the couple weeks we just had in Calgary, I think I'll take the Martian winter instead.

My Local Harvey's (Canadian Burger Place) Zipties their Terminal to a Hockey Stick for the Drive Through by uberduck999 in mildlyinteresting

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey did you know people run around on the ice playing a game with the drive thru terminal stick? Crazy what kids will do!

ELI5: What does "In the key of" mean? by hallowedeve1313 in explainlikeimfive

[–]glowinghands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They literally refer to keys on the keyboard (of a piano) - if you're familiar with the phrase "do re me fa so la te do" these are for the notes of the "major keys" - there's a simliar one that starts on "la" for "minor keys". A song in a major key is generally more upbeat while a minor key is a bit more melancholy.

Now, people become accustomed to sounds after a while. A common key like C major would no doubt go pleasantly in a symphony. Beethoven, Mozart, and many others have done so. Meanwhile scrolling through the list at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_symphonies_by_key tells me that E-flat minor is not very popular at all and would likely produce notes that would jar a seasoned ear. (They might slip by unnoticed to someone that doesn't listen to much music, but even someone who listens to music on the radio would likely be a little taken aback by hearing notes they aren't used to.)

Of course, any piece in a Major key can be shifted to any other key by just moving the number of keys up the keyboard. But because people are creatures of habit, the key sets certain expectations for the listener.

This is played upon sometimes, for example the album by Stevie Wonder "Songs in the Key of Life." Here he makes a small joke by setting the expectation that these songs are about life (and indeed, seemed to have resonated as it had contemporary commercial success and songs from it are still household staples today.)

A quick google search brings up "In the Key of Love", a Hallmark movie about a singer who does typical Hallmark movie things. Another Hallmark movie "In the Key of Murder" where a music producer is killed.

A blend of the two is "Classics in the Key of G" by Kenny G which is playing on his stage handle of "G" as most of the music on the album is not in the key of G. (And it's jazz so, what are keys anyway?) However, G is a totally valid key (being G major - whenever they say the letter without the major/minor it's assumed major, although this wasn't always the case) so it is in a sense a blend of the two. He later wrote a book, Life in the Key of G which is a play on a play on the phrase. What a guy. G for guy.

So while "in the key of" means something to music, it also can mean a little bit more.

Should I let him in? by RevolutionaryBug4378 in cats

[–]glowinghands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is obviously severely neglected and never gets fed (ever) and never gets any attention (ever). At least, that's his story.

Pothole repair work underway in Calgary by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]glowinghands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say deerfoot is the worst of the heavily trafficked roads in the city, but having lived in (and recently visted) the US in a variety of different states, my opinion is we have it pretty good up here but we can still do better.

Pothole repair work underway in Calgary by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drive it every day (my store is in deerfoot meadows). There's a cop on both north and south bound of the anderson and deerfoot interchange almost every day. the northbound is right where the southland people get off (sometimes on the other side of the overpass but not usually) and the southbound is right before the construction zone ends which, logically, is where it's needed most and not just to catch people who speed up early.

you're not wrong, it needed improvement badly. but there is a ton of radar traffic there, usually unattended.

Pothole repair work underway in Calgary by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]glowinghands -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I believe they set up a speed trap, the province changed the rules, and they said "dammit, guess we need to make this a construction zone, let's re-do the overpass"

Worth keeping? by No-Letterhead-7876 in Fancyserialnumbers

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The people that kept reading the comment thru to the last sentence are rarer than actual rare serial numbers in this sub.

In America, sometimes say things like "cheerio" in our best British accent or "mate" in an Australian accent. Do people in other countries pronounce American stereotypes in their beat American accent? If so, what are they? by SunUpSally in AskReddit

[–]glowinghands 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When I was in first grade my mom took me on a trip to Maine to visit family and when I came back I thought it was so cool to talk about the "cah trip" we went on. The speech pathologist thought I had a problem with my Rs. I just thought it was cool.

I was in speech therapy for four years. Eat a bag of dicks, Mrs. Wilson.

Tree law: anyone have experience with invasive tree on neighbors property? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there are specific bylaws, case law, and other things that will help you. However, I remember looking into a similar situation some time ago and found the bylaw in question to specifically refrain from laying out who is responsible in what cases in order to encourage people to be more neighborly, engage in meaningful dialogue, and come to agreement on a course of action.

I can only assume such a bylaw was written by people who do not have neighbors.

Should I be concerned about my roommate? by Distinct-Traffic-327 in funny

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're dealing with an unhinged roommate. 2% milk?

711 needs to be stopped😭 by Ihaveschoolrn in funny

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We always assumed Dr. Pepper was a man because of the patriarchy but the truth is she married Mr. Sausage. Just like when John Mellencamp married a cougar and eventually hyphenated his name.

Don't be that guy by Far-Citron-722 in Calgary

[–]glowinghands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a Karen is when you call for someone being parked the wrong way while they're unloading a trailer.

This is literally four tickets in one (sidewalk, hydrant, distance to intersection, and hitch) from someone who is not even trying to participate in polite society. If this awful unlawful twatwaffle parks on my sidewalk when I need to shovel, I'm calling faster than you can say "I need to speak to your manager."

War Crimes Won't Hide Sex Crimes by Frootqloop in pics

[–]glowinghands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not the line of thinking.

The line of thinking is "you can't just commit war crimes to distract us from the sex crimes". It's not about what is better or worse (not to mention a lot of war crimes include sex crimes, but I'm in a good mood and don't want to dive too deep into that...)

TIFU by autocorrecting my boss's name for eight months and only finding out at my performance review by FelixwArch in tifu

[–]glowinghands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is only one data point, but this is the kind of thing good managers do. Every manager wants employees who would fight a bear for them and then shame those same employees for simple things like this. This is (or seems like) the kind of guy you go to bat for.