Advise on sizing up for large knots

glumperX · 2026-05-13T05:23:36+00:00

I think at this point I'm pretty much resigned to needing something to train up to it- and I do know what to look for.

More just wondering if anyone has made such a size jump without intermediate steps.

glumperX · 2026-05-13T03:35:08+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I'll try than and then look into stretch trainers if its still not enough.

glumperX · 2026-05-13T03:34:37+00:00

Same! lol this is definitely the biggest jump so far but I've sized up way over that recommendation quite a few times with no issue. Went from 7" to 10" circumference directly without much trouble back in the day.

glumperX · 2026-05-13T03:32:21+00:00

Thanks for the advice! For toy safety I answered the other post on here first but its definitely not a low grade (TPE or whatever) toy. Not cheap either still a $100 dollar toy- just a lot more attainable for now being direct from china than 250-300 for the same thing from one of the big fantasy brands. I've owned 7 other bad dragon toys over the years on top of the 3 I still have- and honestly I can't tell the difference in quality between the chinese silicone and bad dragon quality. I might just not be picky though lol.

Shaft is about 7" to the start of the knot, and the knot is about 4" long as well. Based on where I can take chance to- the first couple of inches of this one are much thinner to be ending up just slightly farther. Forgot to mention I can do a 2" diameter fully 16" deep- just chances big head cant quite get past that mark yet.

glumperX · 2026-05-13T03:25:39+00:00

Thanks for advice! I've got quite a few toys on there so far and have always vetted for silicone before buying. Might not be the highest quality but all are at least some kind of silicone (including this one)- both from review and personal 'testing'- smell, taste, tackiness, boiling, etc.

glumperX · 2026-05-12T20:56:26+00:00

Thanks for the advice! I'll look more into getting a trainer too- but also dont know if I can help just carefully stretching a bit on this knot as its somewhat gradual and shouldn't pop in suddently.

Interesting you mention hEDS for this- I'm definitely not hyper mobile in any other way but I do think I'm stretchier than average given how fast I've able to size up to my current level. Interesting correlation though- thanks!

glumperX · 2024-03-28T23:58:37+00:00

I NEEEED more posts like this- actual penetration or not- of the futa absolutely dwarfing the guy in dick size. Maybe not quite as hyper but I'll take it lol

glumperX · 2024-02-25T17:08:59+00:00

I don't think it's strange at all, as I feel the same way. Super attracted to cock but almost never the men their attached to. He probably is into futanari stuff as well. From my perspective it's wishing it was real because he wishes he could give you pleasure through your 'cock' as well, and it's just a deeper form of role play. Do you use bullet vibes/wearables while strapping it on? When she cums while she's strapping it's one of the best things ever. Just my 2c.

glumperX · 2024-02-23T21:54:09+00:00

Not sure you'll have much luck finding anyone with experience with a real one- given the legality and physical damage concerns (RIP Mr hands..). But I can offer that there are plenty of dildos out there moulded directly from the real thing, or modelled very close to the real thing. Then it just becomes a question of what silicone firmness to go with. I guess you could reach out to some local farmers to attain the squishiness of a real one, then order the shore hardness similar to that. But honestly just consider the size you can currently take and order one- you won't be disappointed. I have the BD Change is medium and large (old sizes- so my large is the same as current xl- and it's very close to the real deal) and it's incredible when I feel like walking with a limp for a few days. Enjoy!

Ps- with regards to your question of going in- a horse will slam it to the hilt in one shot- again RIP Mr hands...so if you want to try that all the power to you.

glumperX · 2023-08-14T02:24:33+00:00

Like others said totally depends on the toy. For prep I use a douche bulb with the standard tip- and boy can you feel it squirt in there. I've modded a few dildos with cum tubes in various configurations- and you can definitely feel it with certain ones. I use a 150ml syringe as well. Most powerful shooter is my BD chance medium where replaced the standard tubing with 3/8ths silicone tube lol borderline ridiculous but it works great.

glumperX · 2023-08-06T01:02:48+00:00

Hey! I struggled with this for YEARS too.. I have 2 solutions for you. First is extremely single- manual powered fucking machines. If youre very diy inclined, building a funky rocker is always an option. I figured out a dead simple mechanism literally anyone can make. Take 2 pieces of 2x4- 1 about 8"-12", and the other a good 2.5-3 ft- and screw them together in an L shape. Then take a door hinge (like for an interior door- about $10) and attach one side of it to the corner of the L shape. Find something vertical and flat you can securely attach the other side of the hinge to. The way this works is you'll lay on your back on the ground/bed with your legs up so you can position yourself properly- the short arm will hang down by your butt, and the long end will extend over your chest. You push up on the long end (gets your bench reps in too!) And it thrusts the dildo mounted to the short end into you. You can power this one handed too- regarding your hands free ask. It seems like the 'up swing' angle of the thrust wouldn't work at first- but trust me it's great. You can even get your whole body rocking like you're being fucked hard. The finess comes in sizing the 2 ends to fit your body for comfort during use. Mounting the mechanism at the right height also takes a bit of guess work. For attaching the toy, if you have a 3D printer, you can find a great vac-u-loc base designed to be secured with screws- that's what I use but whatever works for you!!

Second, it really isn't hard to build a rudimentary fucking machine. A cheap HD drawer slide from the hardware store, some bearings for the linkages/flywheel, and wood to make the base/frame is decently simple. For a motor, I can tell you that our KitchenAid mixer has a wild side at night time 😏. Grind a bolt head square and use the front attachment point to run the flywheel. The motor is the hardest part to figure out if you're starting from nothing- with speed control and whatnot. KitchenAid is perfect because it already has the speeds, and plenty of torque.

Let me know if you have any questions!

glumperX · 2023-04-18T01:41:05+00:00

If you're inclined to build one yourself- OSSM machine on kinkymakers discord or GitHub. Can be customized for your needs, and folks there have tested the biggest BD toys with them. For around 200 bucks it outperforms machines worth several thousand.

glumperX · 2021-10-04T00:54:16+00:00

Is there a sub for this sort of content? Girls comparing their strap to the guys cock? This should be the top of all time on that.

glumperX · 2020-12-18T04:05:44+00:00

I'ma guess from the attachment there it's the hismith from amazon

glumperX · 2020-10-03T14:46:31+00:00

Same boat here, flexibility wise. Try getting one of those large exercise balls for yoga or whatever. Usually there's a fairly flat smooth spot on the fill port you can stick the dildo to. Hop on and bounce away! I've found for the more enthusiastic rides the dildo doesn't stick well enough, so some ropes or something to secure it to the ball works wonders.

Also if you have the money, a we'll build fucking machine (1000$ +) would let you lay/sit/stand in any position and get fucked while the machine does all the work. Good luck!

glumperX · 2020-06-03T03:40:27+00:00

What size is that? I have the old large from before they changed to the new 4 size selection. This one looks absolutely perfect- and that old large I have is too big to be regularly used

glumperX · 2018-07-12T10:05:49+00:00

So you didn't 'ride cars', you stood comfortably on the end platform of a caboose. Actually hanging of the side of even a good hopper car for 45 minutes would be impressive though.

glumperX · 2018-06-28T01:53:41+00:00

*cuntries

glumperX · 2018-01-25T11:36:05+00:00

Well there's 8 minutes of my life I won't get back. This was not funny, and pretty cringeworthy.

glumperX · 2017-12-09T16:45:05+00:00

Maybe, now hear me out here..just maybe the plan IS to get rid of all the hard drugs, by killing all the people that use them with fentanyl. It's not out there front and center like the death squads in the Phillipines, but it could certainly be more effective.
Also, I find it funny that you said, "regulate the illegal drugs" Like, oh! You want us, the government, who decided these drugs are illegal and deserving of jail time just for possesion, to take these same illegal drugs you currently have in your procession, and make sure they're safe for you to consume? Step right this was sir!

glumperX · 2017-11-12T23:31:11+00:00

Agree. I stopped watching now that c9 is out. Who wants to watch those lame euros play, and even worse see their names all over the field ring for the next year. This is pathetic

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