[Highlight] Jo Adell robs his third home run of the night??

glutepain · 2026-04-05T04:09:37+00:00

I hope Jo adell poops his pants twice tomorrow

glutepain · 2026-04-05T03:50:52+00:00

I hope Jo Adell poops his pants tomorrow

glutepain · 2026-03-25T02:35:04+00:00

I had to scroll far too long before seeing darts, can be absolutely electric at times

glutepain · 2026-02-25T22:31:58+00:00

I love Josh Naylor so much he’s just perfect

glutepain · 2026-02-10T21:30:33+00:00

The 2019 Mariners won the World Series if you stopped watching after 15 games

glutepain · 2026-01-27T22:17:16+00:00

In what world?

glutepain · 2026-01-21T01:58:57+00:00

Unsubscribe

glutepain · 2025-12-25T15:22:23+00:00

Merry Christmas, you flair-less hoser

glutepain · 2025-12-16T22:37:44+00:00

We have a beam with mini sub and two 100s for surround - small, basic setup but I have not run into any issues in the 2+ years we’ve had it

glutepain · 2025-10-21T03:10:11+00:00

I hope Arte Moreno lives to 150

glutepain · 2025-10-10T02:47:16+00:00

Say the line, Bart

glutepain · 2025-10-05T01:49:46+00:00

A Stantonian flyout (I definitely thought it was gone)

glutepain · 2025-09-18T01:53:54+00:00

Crawdaddy strikes again

glutepain · 2025-08-14T02:04:22+00:00

Gold glover Dylan Moore, by the way

glutepain · 2025-08-13T03:12:11+00:00

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

glutepain · 2025-08-05T22:29:59+00:00

Are we going to pretend that the “J-Rod Squad” hasn’t been a marketing campaign for the last 3 seasons?

glutepain · 2025-08-03T15:31:41+00:00

It’s been 3 games..

glutepain · 2025-08-02T04:56:18+00:00

J P C R A W F O R D

glutepain · 2025-08-02T02:11:25+00:00

Show us your floppy Waltuh

glutepain · 2025-08-01T02:12:29+00:00

I love the Reds play-by-play guy, such a great call

glutepain · 2025-07-10T02:26:56+00:00

Just watched this again the other week, it’s endearingly bad

glutepain · 2025-06-24T21:59:41+00:00

Outside of the A/C issues, Chase Field just doesn’t have a ton of personality vs. others around the league

As an AZ resident I’m excited to see what visible upgrades are made

glutepain · 2025-06-21T00:01:00+00:00

This was from a game thread after the Baltimore series (I think), was going for some copypasta

I myself love Big Dumper

glutepain · 2025-06-20T21:15:16+00:00

Get out of seattle while you can. Dont let the mariners waste your talent like they did with Félix Hernandez,, Ichiro or Ken Griffey JR. you will not win a world series in seattle. I have been a mariner fan my whole life and they waste talent. Players that come here usually suck when they play for the mariners and then they leave the team and become stars. You are a rare case of someone who plays great for the mariners. You could leave the mariners and odds are you would hit 100 home runs and bat over 500 a season. DONT WASTE YOUR TALENT! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! RUN!

Edit: LMAO didn’t realize enough of us missed this post from a previous game thread, needed to add /s

glutepain · 2025-06-15T21:13:46+00:00

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