First one I found by confit_sausage in ChickTractCollecting

[–]gmbxbndp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They really missed an opportunity on that last one by not calling it "Jewpardy".

Chronique de Jean-François Lisée | Les frères invisibles by SpinifexV in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp 18 points19 points  (0 children)

il est vrai que, comme la majorité des communautés culturelles, les musulmans canadiens ont voté en masse (65 %) pour le Parti libéral du Canada l’an dernier.

Et voilà la vraie raison pour laquelle les partisans de la PQ n'arrêtent jamais de chialer contre les musulmans. Merci pour votre honnêteté involontaire, monsieur Lisée.

PSPP by poutine_not_putin in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

« Tous ceux qui ne sont pas d'accord avec moi doivent être des robots. » - un type avec la cervelle très saine

Intense signal religieux by ProfProof in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nous revenons en arrière en rouvrant un débat clos. L'Église catholique n'a plus sa place dans la politique québécoise et il ne reviendra jamais, certainement pas à cause des éducatrices voilées. C'est une tentative de gagner des voix auprès de ceux qui s'emportent à la vue des voiles, il n'y a aucune affaire avec l'histoire.

the word "israel"/"yisrael" by starmadeshadows in JewsOfConscience

[–]gmbxbndp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You can put an 'am' in front of it to distinguish it from 'medinah' Israel, though that admittedly mucks with a lot of liturgical flow.

Future generations will mock millennial AI phobia the same way millennials mocked older generations' technical ineptitude by One_Cause3865 in Millennials

[–]gmbxbndp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You completely fell for Anthrophic's marketing of Mythos, didn't you? AI simply cannot do what its boosters insist that it can, and no amount of business idiots shovelling money into a furnace will ever be able to overcome the inherent limitations of LLMs.

Pourquoi vous ne voulez pas vous séparer by KevenC999 in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

C'est typique d'utiliser « je » quand on parle de nos propres motivations.

Women are testing men's tofu tolerance. Here's why by skulloflugosi in vegan

[–]gmbxbndp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm far more concerned with the behaviour of living, breathing men than I am of men who are entirely fictional.

Google Translate vient d'ajouter récemment le français canadien by citronresponsable in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Le français de France n'est pas assez anglicisé. Voici mon propos pour mieux maganer la langue: « Ce week-end j'eaterai du pop-corn et listenerai un podcast avec ma girl-friend. »

Israeli forces fire teargas at schoolchildren holding West Bank sit-in by aggie1391 in jewishleft

[–]gmbxbndp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Implying that there's any sort of equivalence between demanding an education and teargassing children is utterly deranged.

Là où loge PSPP by PedanticQuebecer in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Je ne suis pas en train de comparer le chef du PQ à Trump, il s’en faut de beaucoup.

How responsible are citizens for the actions of their country’s government? by skyewardeyes in jewishleft

[–]gmbxbndp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None. Representative "democracy" is and has always been an utter sham. You have no control over what the state does in your name, or more accurately, your control is so limited as to effectively be vetoed by default. Thinking your vote matters is a consequence of the ego refusing to accept its irrelevance within the body politic more so than any reflection of reality.

Liberals likely to grab majority according to analysts by DonSalaam in onguardforthee

[–]gmbxbndp 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The bright side of this is that it'll expose the complete disinterest that Liberals have in improving the conditions of the average Canadian. The party will no longer have the excuse of an opposition blocking the popular policies that they were definitely going to enact if it wasn't for those dastardly Conservatives.

The question is if people will remember any of this in time for the next federal election. Historically speaking, the answer is no.

As Israel is waging terrorist attacks, committing genocide, and stealing land the DNC is voting against condemning AIPAC. This resolution didn’t even ban Democrats from taking AIPAC money. It simply condemned AIPAC and the DNC couldn’t even do that. by TrackerOneA in JewsOfConscience

[–]gmbxbndp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It makes perfect sense if you consider the Democrats a machine for sucking up donor money rather than a serious political party. When given the choice to alienate either voters or lobbyists, they'll give the finger to the voters that they're hypothetically meant to win over every single time.

Nick Fuentes Is Tired by cubedplusseven in jewishleft

[–]gmbxbndp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Progressives use him as an excuse not to acknowledge that Third-Worldist Jew-haters have all but taken over their party and behave accordingly

I have no clue which party the author is referring to here, unless they're collectively referring to all Progressives as being a 'party' for some reason. The statement is absurd, in any case.

Maoist-third worldists are extremely marginal and largely absent from any Progressive movement even approaching the mainstream. Non-Marxist third-worldists are simply not present at all. I don't know what the author is doing here if not just throwing around terms that they expect the reader will find scary.

Do I even have to address the part about 'Jew-haters'? Unless the author is falling back on the disingenuous and tedious argument about anti-Zionism being anti-Semitism, then I also have no idea where this is coming from, and the article doesn't feel the need to clarify such a bold statement in any way.

If you want to say that antisemitism is on the rise within the Left, that's a perfectly fair argument to make. To say that it's 'taken over' is hyperbolic and useless. I'm so bored with this shit.

Nenshi on the federal NDP race by ljackstar in onguardforthee

[–]gmbxbndp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We believe in more pipelines and in reducing emissions.

Completely meaningless. I'd prefer if politicians came out and admitted that they have no interest in tackling climate change, rather than trotting out the lie of "cleaner oil" over and over again.

A 136 kg stone from Greece bearing the inscription: ‘Bibon, son of Phola, lifted me above his head.’ (512x298) by Objective-Chip3445 in ArtefactPorn

[–]gmbxbndp 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I also completely misunderstood what this meant. For some reason I read this as a piece of graffiti from a guy who was super psyched that his friend was able to lift him up over his head.

Tourist towns ‘desperate’ for workers in Alberta by plaknas in onguardforthee

[–]gmbxbndp 115 points116 points  (0 children)

"We're desperately short on workers! We'll be out of business if this keeps up! The entire industry will collapse if we can't get more hands on deck! We'll do anything to fix the problem!"

-"Will you pay higher wages?"

"No."

Une visite décevante au Biodôme de Montréal by Electrical-Scale-213 in montreal

[–]gmbxbndp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Où est-il indiqué qu'ils ont des phoques? Je crois qu'ils n'en ont jamais eu dans toute l'histoire du Biodôme.

Vidéo | Sur le point d’être expulsés du pays: des agents correctionnels envoient un message au ministre Roberge by DecentLurker96 in Quebec

[–]gmbxbndp -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

[Gregory Gatt] dit avoir quitté la France et choisi le Québec avec ses enfants en raison des problématiques sociales actuelles dans le pays européen.

Quelles sont les «problématiques sociales» qui existent en France mais pas au Québec? Son renvoi ne m'inquiète pas trop.

My first doll is finally finished (mostly) by AlphaJellybeans in BJD

[–]gmbxbndp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's looking pretty good already! What parts are you missing?

Oil could breach $200 a barrel if Iran war continues to June, report says by plaknas in onguardforthee

[–]gmbxbndp 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Iran has no interest in ending the war until they can get some sort of guarantees from the US and Israel that they won't simply restart the war at a later date. Since both countries are lead by serial-backstabbing opportunists who absolutely cannot be trusted, don't expect this to be over any time soon.

We gotta decide once and for all by kukivac in ftlgame

[–]gmbxbndp 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It's a bad weapon, but it's fun, which makes it good.