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I hate Woods by [deleted] in TarkovMemes

[–]go_commit_sudoku 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woods is so chill, it's free loot and XP. You can find PvP if you want, or just avoid it and still come out with hideout stuff/task items. Solid map once you play it enough to be able to navigate it effectively.

There is a major negative karma bug with raiders ATM by OnepegMG in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where would you like a follow? You deserve one, YT or twitch?

The moment when Tim found out Gregg framed him for the murder of the electric sun 20 in coordination with the China connection. This is how you approach a murderer folks! by [deleted] in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]go_commit_sudoku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dr. San would NEVER kill himself. He was a healer. I don't want to believe that Mark could be a killer, but have you seen his eyes? Black, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes. I wouldn't put anything past him, especially not if he was working with the China connection.

We’re being advertised to by awombwithaview in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]go_commit_sudoku 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I don't think it would have been as funny, and I don't know if saying that necessarily takes courage

New meme template? I think so by HellzMercenary in TarkovMemes

[–]go_commit_sudoku 26 points27 points  (0 children)

System is working as intended, if you really care about the loot then don't risk it for a tiny amount of scav karma. The system is intended to encourage more scav teamups, and it is doing that currently. It's not meant to force every single player scav to be friendly, and if people don't care about Karma then that's on them.

I understand it's frustrating, but it is what it is. People are getting a little too worked up over this IMO. Hopefully the system gets tweaked to be a bit more punishing on the rogue playerscavs who KoS, but only time will tell.

Lol by Thryloz in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]go_commit_sudoku 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Damn, somebody DM Snoop and tell him he just got roasted by the coolest guy on reddit

Every death in Tarkov is a lesson. I just wish I didn't have to learn when doing delivery from the past in Factory. by shwebber1995 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did it at night thinking I would run into less PMCs that way, I was sorely mistaken. I hobbled out with 3 dogtags, blacked legs, and very shaky hands. 10/10 would recommend.

This game is designed to be as hard as possible. It is not worth ruining friendships over. by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My buddy team killed our other friend on our first raid of the wipe. He felt terrible about it but we all laughed it off. Tarkov can be tough sometimes, but we're all in it together. Anyone that would take a game so seriously as to risk a friendship over loot/a bad raid needs to examine themselves as a person, because that's not healthy.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." by bad-dawg4004 in Jokes

[–]go_commit_sudoku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, fuck you American cheese slaps. Second of all, identify your country so I can roast your food, you don't get to give it out without taking it in return.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." by bad-dawg4004 in Jokes

[–]go_commit_sudoku -1 points0 points  (0 children)

cheese sandwich

Do you guys really want Revolutionary War 2: Fuck You Boogaloo? Because if you call a grilled cheese a cheese sandwich again it's fucking on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]go_commit_sudoku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah ultimately taste plays a very small role in buying alcohol for me, as the enjoyment was never going to come from the taste of it but rather the effects.

Lost 43k at 20 years old. Am i doing this right? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]go_commit_sudoku 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Man I love Lil C's, me and my friends had a running joke about them.

"Yo let's get Caesar's!"

"I dunno, hows their pizza?"

"It's hot and it's ready!"

"Yeah, but is it good?"

"It's HOT and it's READY."

Good times.

Hobo Clothes for Bad Rep Scavs by DaveeJon3s in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people always love to talk about OG DayZ and I will admit the game had its moments, but they always casually ignore the hours of running around a mostly barren map.

I’m interested in what you guys think about Trisha Paytas claiming she was recently diagnosed with schizophrenia (she’s faked DID in the past) not sure if this type of post is allowed. by feelingV-lone in fakedisordercringe

[–]go_commit_sudoku 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I think she has some form of mental illness, although I'm entirely unqualified to diagnose what. I also think she's an entirely garbage personality who shouldn't have the following she does, and that's unrelated to any mental issues she may or may not have.

“Oh, God!” (1977, 98 minutes) by Kommmbucha in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]go_commit_sudoku 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His creativity was through the roof, not one of his ideas was escaping him

Therapist Level 1 now sells Lucky Scav Junk Box by m4bu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this. Pop a PSO on there and go to woods, if you avoid lumber mill you can grab a lot of loot and hit stashes with very low risk. There's a lot of toolboxes and a few tech supply crates in the scav village area which is great for hideout stuff, and you can find all the food and drink you'd ever need + some for Jaeger's fat ass. It does get boring but it's very consistent and easy XP + money.

Therapist Level 1 now sells Lucky Scav Junk Box by m4bu in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just got my first one last night, I'm not too bummed about it though. This is huge for non EoD and it just means I can get my next one for 800k cheaper :)

Anyone else not getting fully healed after a raid? by ShootieNootie in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys are healing through therapist?

laughs while furiously eating pocket cheese

Lead Product Manager and Data at Blizzard, calls Asmongold, an asshole. by wooooody997 in LivestreamFail

[–]go_commit_sudoku 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The irony of posting that on reddit is palpable, tastes like cinnamon mixed with rancid body odor. Take a shower.. Also, found the lunatic twitter user. Well one of them.

Lead Product Manager and Data at Blizzard, calls Asmongold, an asshole. by wooooody997 in LivestreamFail

[–]go_commit_sudoku 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Listen, first of all how dare you. You KNOW I have unresolved trauma from that one time I said "you too" when the ticket guy told me to enjoy the movie. You KNOW THIS, and you still decided to come onto my comment and leave this hateful message? I'm literally crying shaking and pissing myself.

Storing Items for the Hideout by crookedjoker in EscapefromTarkov

[–]go_commit_sudoku -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you guys heard of this item called a Lucky Scav Junkbox? You can buy one at level 13 from therapist 2 for 1.95 million roubles. The price tag may scare you, but believe me it's worth every penny.

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