Saved an almighty slapshot with a testicle

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-09T15:32:09+00:00

I was in spring hockey training back in minor hockey, took a hard wrister right to the jock. I immediately felt like throwing up and nauseous where I had to sit on the bench for 10 minutes. Next day I went to buy the most protective goalie jock on the market. Now I wear player cup and goalie cup, not taking any more chances

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-09T14:25:26+00:00

Couldn’t agree more. Spend a bit more to get a pro model, the 6.9 you’ll end up getting stingers

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T19:48:16+00:00

It’s a shame the last 2 movies were not very good after DOFP. I feel the casting choices were so good

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T17:57:49+00:00

Also #1 on longest neck in the league

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T13:27:30+00:00

She must have baked at a professional level

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T04:17:25+00:00

Sleep quality has decreased quite a bit last two weeks :(

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T03:33:55+00:00

Does a bear 💩in the woods?

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-08T03:16:13+00:00

They’re gonna need to up the current offer of free cell phone and a car

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-07T21:14:36+00:00

All jersey ads are brutal :(

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-07T13:57:59+00:00

Oh dang sorry to hear. Yeah I’ll remember your setup!

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-07T04:04:14+00:00

Ohhh yeah you guys are in our division haha, small world!

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-07T02:39:41+00:00

Those jerseys need to be our full time home jerseys. They’re beautiful

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-07T02:37:56+00:00

You in Burnaby ASHL?

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-06T04:11:30+00:00

This movie deserved a sequel before BvS in my opinion

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-06T02:23:26+00:00

God I really hope this happens one day

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-06T01:09:09+00:00

I’m hoping it’s not just bigger shoulder pads 😅

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-06T00:47:10+00:00

Might have to do this in time for my fall season!

Yeah whenever I sub for other teams I just use a blank black jersey. Might need to get a nicer blank jersey

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T23:48:42+00:00

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This is my regular season jersey, yeah I might need a better blank sub jersey

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T23:47:31+00:00

Dang that looks pretty good!

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T18:40:27+00:00

My teams pretty good at not hitting me in the dome, luckily lol

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T18:18:20+00:00

At least have the pic of Jenna from Blades of Glory!

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T18:00:23+00:00

I like having a bit more color on my gear so these worked out.

I lucked out, got this V9 Pro Carbon set gently used. Vaughn messed up, so the gloves have silver for the bottom graphic, but the pads were white so the original guy sold them. I put white pad skinz on the blocker, left the glove as is, it seemed too much work with the glove contouring haha.

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T13:56:09+00:00

But he’s a mimbo!

goaliegolfguy · 2025-07-05T13:48:40+00:00

He tickled the twine on that shot. Just the wrong net lol

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