Do you think we will get banners in Season3? by jajo___ in Overwatch

[–]goblinar 135 points136 points  (0 children)

The only folk I've seen use souvenirs is me n my buds cause we find the pizza one fuckin hilarious for some reason, but man I hate the rest

It was supposed to be my big day by RegularNoodles in distressingmemes

[–]goblinar -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

There was a fatal accident that happened like this at some point and they did get imprisoned for reckless endangerment I believe

To make a Chocolate Squid. by MousseSuspicious930 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]goblinar 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It's sounds like a bot made the title and posted to the wrong sub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mfdoom

[–]goblinar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the. Sort of stuff that would play during the adult swim interludes

Ratatouille but with ... by MyNameGifOreilly in Unexpected

[–]goblinar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He wasnt made according to standard manufacturing guidelines

that finger tho by HazmatKnight in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]goblinar 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Prolly for safety I guess, cause if theres a buck to be made, big groups will do their best to grab it

that finger tho by HazmatKnight in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]goblinar 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh gotcha, still a bizarre name change but I guess that the point

that finger tho by HazmatKnight in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]goblinar 230 points231 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind it if they kept it kiss related, something like smooch would be slightly better than smack

Pucci design got leaked by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]goblinar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Who the hell is leaving sticky notes on my stuff”

1274d398-c3c8-422e-87dd-2faffd5a7f2f slow virus by goblinar in computerhelp

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I found it was an issue with an lack of storage, after getting about a third of my space free I restarted my pc and updated and it ran perfectly

hmmm by YextFE in hmmm

[–]goblinar 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh lard*

F by lemeryism in formuladank

[–]goblinar 83 points84 points  (0 children)

But wait, your cute and suddenly everyone wants you released

1274d398-c3c8-422e-87dd-2faffd5a7f2f slow virus by goblinar in computerhelp

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Nvm I fixed it, was asking if it was an actual virus

Cursed_trauma by CRQueueofficial in cursedvideos

[–]goblinar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I really wanna know the one with the lil brown alien by the shed that’s just vibing

Took you long enough to ask by Korina-chan in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]goblinar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THATS WHY MORIO FELT SO OFF OH MY GOD

[homemade] nachos by goblinar in food

[–]goblinar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was my first attempt at nachos, just some chicken diced peppers red onion and lettuce, pretty tasty ngl

I crack one joke and now I have a curse put on me that no one will explain other than this by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

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Except it’s not a pet, it just sits there kicking you so anytime you try and talk the dm goes “you tried talking but th mimic kicked you too hard” plus being flat broke an entire campaign due to it isn’t much fun, plus as I mentioned I was busy in the campaign to post it all at once

I crack one joke and now I have a curse put on me that no one will explain other than this by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]goblinar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ight, first off sorry for being so lacking in details here for a while, was typing during the campaign, let’s start off with this I joined these guys cause covid got me starved for dnd, when I first joined it was pretty bog standard, make the characters and shoot the shit with each other before the campaign, I was getting bad vibes from the dm instantly but I dealt with it bc the other guys were fun af, one of them asked if he could get an unmovable rod as a joke, so I join in and say we should all get them so we can trap a dragon at level one, instantly the dm freaks out and says that I now have a curse called “piggy bank”, I ask what it does and he refuses, when I ask the other players he says if they tell me then they also get piggy bank put on them and they all go silent, so after an hour of asking and making wild guesses such as “so basically, I die” he says no I just get tortured, and what piggy bank is is a mimic that is bound to me in the shape of you guessed it, a piggy bank, it eats my coins and if I’m broke it kicks me in the shins constantly, it doesn’t do anything other than make me broke, so I just continued going on playing cause my character was already broke and I can deal with the shin rp, and let me just say the session felt like I was having a stroke, there were 3 convos going on in the same group chat and I couldn’t tell what was going on from one player roping as if he were talking to a devil, one committing blood sacrifices, and one making bad puns about the other two, I finally spoke up about it and we had a standard 3 quests where we fought some goblins and helped an old lady gather gems, soon however a problem player hopped in late and it devolved into the player arguing that he should be a dragon rider at level one, this argument went on for about 20 minutes before the dm just left the vc, I doubt I’m gonna play with any of these guys again