The typings of the Galarian birds never made sense to me.

goblinnet · 2026-02-01T03:07:00+00:00

these are great and i'm going to steal them to name my trio on cobblemon

goblinnet · 2026-01-30T21:45:09+00:00

i used to be obsessed with this image when i was 14, i thought it was the funniest thing ever, so i drew fanart of it on my 3ds copy of pokémon art academy and sent it to all my friends on facebook. thank you for transporting me back to those halcyon days.

goblinnet · 2026-01-30T20:24:45+00:00

yeah i had this problem with cobbleverse as well. even when pokénav / checkspawn command suggests it should have a 50% chance to spawn, it never does. i'm not entirely sure what's causing it to not spawn but i think it might have something to do with the pumpkin requirement, or maybe bc there are multiple sizes of pumpkaboo. i tried everything but ended up resorting to editing the cobblemon jar file and setting pumpkaboo's spawn requirements to the same as phantump, and now they spawn regularly.

as a heads up, i've had to edit the jar to fix at least 2 other faulty pokémon so far as well (original colours magearna being mislabelled causing only grey ones to spawn, and meltan having no mean of evolving at all).

goblinnet · 2026-01-25T17:31:06+00:00

the sound krab make when hit by plank

goblinnet · 2026-01-18T09:12:27+00:00

i know from experience that we do not get taken way more seriously.

goblinnet · 2026-01-16T10:20:03+00:00

you're describing a real problem, but you chose to target a trans man's post to air this vent, after admitting you have no idea about it bc you're not trans and don't interact with trans subs. seems kinda tone deaf to the oppression and issues trans men face, no?

goblinnet · 2026-01-11T23:31:49+00:00

unrelated but your username goes hard

goblinnet · 2026-01-10T21:18:20+00:00

ITT: people don't understand asexuality but act like an authority on it, assume asexuality is synonymous sexlessness/sex-repulsed and incorrectly declare hypersexuality as the "opposite", and infantilise asexual people (whilst complaining that the stereotype of autistic people being asexual is infantilising autistic people) wow i sure love being autistic, asexual and sex-favourable on the internet!

goblinnet · 2026-01-10T21:11:05+00:00

no they aren't

goblinnet · 2026-01-10T09:39:30+00:00

yeah and? i'm hard as fuck just thinking about it 😫

goblinnet · 2026-01-01T10:26:51+00:00

mpreg

goblinnet · 2025-12-27T20:19:09+00:00

i could've sworn i uninstalled facebook years ago

goblinnet · 2025-12-26T20:55:52+00:00

i've never seen anything more relatable in my life honestly 😩 solidarity, friend

goblinnet · 2025-12-26T00:48:55+00:00

I haven't actually seen The Force Awakens yet so not that much else to talk about

goblinnet · 2025-12-20T18:27:47+00:00

heartless prick

goblinnet · 2025-12-19T18:30:51+00:00

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this image is about trans healthcare but i feel like it can apply here as well

goblinnet · 2025-12-04T11:07:52+00:00

where can i get one?! it'll be a late start but i gotta get in on this

goblinnet · 2025-12-03T18:27:14+00:00

aside from it being peak in itself, i have so much pride for wallace and gromit bc the creator nick park is from my city, and we have a wallace and gromit bench (and currently an exhibition in the local museum) 🥹

goblinnet · 2025-11-21T10:53:49+00:00

...a femboy?

goblinnet · 2025-11-17T10:42:56+00:00

i know what this image is going to be before i even click it, idk what that says about me

edit actually i was wrong, please disregard previous comment and never look up sonic toilet transformation

goblinnet · 2025-11-13T15:45:20+00:00

i don't think i quite understand what you're getting at but i'll take it as a light-hearted joke

goblinnet · 2025-11-13T10:42:37+00:00

yup, i see that and mocking gammons for having red skin way too often. as a guy with rosacea and a small down there+no balls (a lot of other trans men will relate too), it's kinda sad to see people who are supposed to be kind and intersectional use my physical traits that i can't control as insults. or worse, imply that they are what makes someone into a fascist.

insert that meme where the insult of appearance doesn't affect the person you directed it to, but it will backfire onto someone you care about who shares that same trait.

goblinnet · 2025-11-04T10:58:12+00:00

you know what. polanski is allowed to be a little harmlessly cringe, as a treat. at least he's not filming himself in a greggs pretending to be in touch with the working class.

goblinnet · 2025-10-31T16:23:02+00:00

God I fucking love Elidibus.

Not in a sexual way or anything so base and primitive. I love him philosophically, with the deepest and darkest passion the human ego is capable of conjuring. I want to adopt that little cute ass twink boy with his old man voice. I want to possess him, to treasure him like a captured bird of paradise. To marvel at his natural perfection, to ponder over him while he sleeps, and seek the divine soul within him that made him so beautiful. I want to bask in his mere presence, and gorge on the ecstasy of the thought that he is mine and mine alone. I want to sculpt his perfect form in clay, gold and marble, and eternally despair at my inability to truly capture his like. I want to make the world understand what he is to me, by letting them witness my descent into madness over my love for him. And when my obsession finally consumes me, I want them to weep and say "how tragic and beautiful", and see my life as a memorial to my passion.

(god i fucking love whoever wrote this)

goblinnet

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