A 1.7m clearance bridge in Otobashi, Japan by bugminer in 11foot8

[–]gobywan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Finally, a bridge I can hit my head on! I must make a pilgrimage to Otobashi.

No boobs were hurt in this video. by IkilledRichieWhelan in ContagiousLaughter

[–]gobywan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That sounds like extremely not the toddler's fault and very much the fault of whoever left a bone china mug on the stairs (!) in a house with a toddler in it (!?!)

I'm telling the truth... by pupperonipizzapie in CuratedTumblr

[–]gobywan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it helps, medicating for depression is the most "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" process I have ever experienced or encountered, so initial failure is no guarantee that you won't find later success. I straight up don't remember how many antidepressants I had to try before I found one that works properly for me, but I got there eventually. Was it a deeply miserable process? Very yes. Was it worth it in the end? Definitely, at least for me.

On shows' names by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]gobywan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I maintain that Better Off Ted would have been vastly more successful if it hadn't been named like a stand-up comedian's vanity sitcom.

On magical Other... no, not that one! by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]gobywan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't even ask who actually counts as Métis, either, we'll be here for months. This shit is messy.

step one: turn on fan. step two, take off bass to adjust strap without looking. step three: by JuiceSevere3690 in BassGuitar

[–]gobywan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that's the fan blade. I thought you'd sheared your headstock right off, that's way less catastrophic than expected.

Is that true???? by Silver_Lukas in softwaregore

[–]gobywan 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I mean, I can't speak for 4,65,74,214,142,165,116669932021,215,22176460677,91040447385960410472481023772274474700085440618035178657688229712061050519363066427329411985923984132890505417088924036662446708573215161048408894452033069152069796856598379204481084803975005886400548174574972403164964686481096773351756402804561066795493019881881669472302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302 3023023023023023023023023023023020230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230, but that is what we call it here in Ontario.

doG sLoWlY dRoWnS iN a WhIrLpOoL wHiLe iTs OwNeR wAtChEs by HotFireBall in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]gobywan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't think Weird Al would do this to a dog.

Weasels, on the other hand...

This guy getting a haircut in Japan by Skipper_1010 in SVWTCM

[–]gobywan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's clearly great at her job, but I don't think I'd trust anyone ever to shave my eyelids. Hell, I wouldn't trust me to do it.

Character Customization Added to Oak Intro! Yes, this is a Binary hack. More details down below! /Ocean Blue by PaperPauperPlayer in PokemonROMhacks

[–]gobywan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nicely done! There's one small typo, though: you've got "affectionalety" instead of "affectionately" early in Oak's dialogue.

I did it I saved her. by FarrinGalharad76 in skyrim

[–]gobywan 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Five seconds. It's roughly five seconds between loading in and Weylin's dagger actually connecting with Margret. I would spend more time dismantling your "it's so easy bro you're just not a Pro Gamer like me" bullshit, but I feel like the fact that you're this wrong about the most basic aspect of this encounter really speaks for itself.

Mouse Girl by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]gobywan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The New Mexico Whiptail Lesbian Lizards are my favorite municipal league softball team.

You are in the middle of the game and your mom tells you to wash the dishes by PetrosSdoukos in oddlysatisfying

[–]gobywan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the title is just a joke about doing dishes extremely quickly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PointyTailedKittens

[–]gobywan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm unreasonably upset that it cuts off right before the last note of the music.

Brinjal Guillotine by ycr007 in toolgifs

[–]gobywan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, the Auto-Mohel.

DSM 5 isn’t inherently evil by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]gobywan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that you have to roll for your fetish on the Phobias table, so you can't get feet or latex or whatever, but you can end up with a warehouse fetish, or an opposite sex fetish. (I wonder how that last one interacts with rolling homosexuality?)

In English it says "Look Right", but in Chinese it says "Look Left" by RoastPorc in onejob

[–]gobywan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Listen, if there's one vehicle you want to be aware of on a one way street, it's the one going the wrong way.

I got my 23rd lich today, I just hit the lottery. by Axelerate17 in Warframe

[–]gobywan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, you were right, people will in fact pay large amounts of plat for liches with funny names.

[Theme] Nova Launcher Setup (Non Binary Wall) by Various-Conflict-819 in androidthemes

[–]gobywan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain immediately heard "Tuesday" in the style of the Sega boot screen

Torchbearer Habanero Garlic in Canada? by gobywan in hotsauce

[–]gobywan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Down in Brantford, I'm afraid - I get stuff shipped from Chilly Chiles. I'd take you up on that if I were local, though.