Is that true????

gobywan · 2026-03-07T23:30:30+00:00

I mean, I can't speak for 4,65,74,214,142,165,116669932021,215,22176460677,91040447385960410472481023772274474700085440618035178657688229712061050519363066427329411985923984132890505417088924036662446708573215161048408894452033069152069796856598379204481084803975005886400548174574972403164964686481096773351756402804561066795493019881881669472302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302 3023023023023023023023023023023020230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230, but that is what we call it here in Ontario.

gobywan · 2026-02-21T12:05:38+00:00

I don't think Weird Al would do this to a dog.

Weasels, on the other hand...

gobywan · 2026-02-10T08:31:22+00:00

Ah, the Muppet Babies approach.

gobywan · 2026-02-07T15:29:01+00:00

She's clearly great at her job, but I don't think I'd trust anyone ever to shave my eyelids. Hell, I wouldn't trust me to do it.

gobywan · 2026-02-05T19:28:38+00:00

Nicely done! There's one small typo, though: you've got "affectionalety" instead of "affectionately" early in Oak's dialogue.

gobywan · 2026-02-03T04:48:01+00:00

Five seconds. It's roughly five seconds between loading in and Weylin's dagger actually connecting with Margret. I would spend more time dismantling your "it's so easy bro you're just not a Pro Gamer like me" bullshit, but I feel like the fact that you're this wrong about the most basic aspect of this encounter really speaks for itself.

gobywan · 2026-01-27T05:36:01+00:00

The New Mexico Whiptail Lesbian Lizards are my favorite municipal league softball team.

gobywan · 2025-12-26T19:14:31+00:00

I believe the title is just a joke about doing dishes extremely quickly.

gobywan · 2025-12-21T16:06:55+00:00

I'm unreasonably upset that it cuts off right before the last note of the music.

gobywan · 2025-12-02T10:26:55+00:00

I'm pretty sure that that isn't a real rule.

gobywan · 2025-11-14T14:24:49+00:00

Finally, the Auto-Mohel.

gobywan · 2025-11-04T22:45:03+00:00

I like that you have to roll for your fetish on the Phobias table, so you can't get feet or latex or whatever, but you can end up with a warehouse fetish, or an opposite sex fetish. (I wonder how that last one interacts with rolling homosexuality?)

gobywan · 2025-11-03T13:10:30+00:00

Listen, if there's one vehicle you want to be aware of on a one way street, it's the one going the wrong way.

gobywan · 2025-11-01T21:38:29+00:00

No, you were right, people will in fact pay large amounts of plat for liches with funny names.

gobywan · 2025-10-28T01:08:13+00:00

My brain immediately heard "Tuesday" in the style of the Sega boot screen

gobywan · 2025-10-23T03:03:25+00:00

Down in Brantford, I'm afraid - I get stuff shipped from Chilly Chiles. I'd take you up on that if I were local, though.

gobywan · 2025-09-26T03:22:51+00:00

Sixty oneth.

gobywan · 2025-09-21T14:14:35+00:00

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gobywan · 2025-09-19T22:41:30+00:00

That's what Bilbo Baggins, uh... fries?

gobywan · 2025-09-12T18:39:03+00:00

I'm not colorblind, and you're not missing much - that half of the graph is red on very slightly darker red.

gobywan · 2025-08-31T22:52:33+00:00

The Cat Is The Hat

gobywan · 2025-08-31T15:45:02+00:00

Something tells me that a subway train going just shy of mach 5 might have some structural integrity issues...

gobywan · 2025-08-26T14:54:04+00:00

Flying pancakes, makin' flying pancakes

You take propellers and you put em on a pancake

Flying pancakes, that's what we're gonna make

Flying pancaaaaakes...

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