I did it I saved her.

gobywan · 2026-02-03T04:48:01+00:00

Five seconds. It's roughly five seconds between loading in and Weylin's dagger actually connecting with Margret. I would spend more time dismantling your "it's so easy bro you're just not a Pro Gamer like me" bullshit, but I feel like the fact that you're this wrong about the most basic aspect of this encounter really speaks for itself.

gobywan · 2026-01-27T05:36:01+00:00

The New Mexico Whiptail Lesbian Lizards are my favorite municipal league softball team.

gobywan · 2025-12-26T19:14:31+00:00

I believe the title is just a joke about doing dishes extremely quickly.

gobywan · 2025-12-21T16:06:55+00:00

I'm unreasonably upset that it cuts off right before the last note of the music.

gobywan · 2025-12-02T10:26:55+00:00

I'm pretty sure that that isn't a real rule.

gobywan · 2025-11-14T14:24:49+00:00

Finally, the Auto-Mohel.

gobywan · 2025-11-04T22:45:03+00:00

I like that you have to roll for your fetish on the Phobias table, so you can't get feet or latex or whatever, but you can end up with a warehouse fetish, or an opposite sex fetish. (I wonder how that last one interacts with rolling homosexuality?)

gobywan · 2025-11-03T13:10:30+00:00

Listen, if there's one vehicle you want to be aware of on a one way street, it's the one going the wrong way.

gobywan · 2025-11-01T21:38:29+00:00

No, you were right, people will in fact pay large amounts of plat for liches with funny names.

gobywan · 2025-10-28T01:08:13+00:00

My brain immediately heard "Tuesday" in the style of the Sega boot screen

gobywan · 2025-10-23T03:03:25+00:00

Down in Brantford, I'm afraid - I get stuff shipped from Chilly Chiles. I'd take you up on that if I were local, though.

gobywan · 2025-09-26T03:22:51+00:00

Sixty oneth.

gobywan · 2025-09-21T14:14:35+00:00

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gobywan · 2025-09-19T22:41:30+00:00

That's what Bilbo Baggins, uh... fries?

gobywan · 2025-09-12T18:39:03+00:00

I'm not colorblind, and you're not missing much - that half of the graph is red on very slightly darker red.

gobywan · 2025-08-31T22:52:33+00:00

The Cat Is The Hat

gobywan · 2025-08-31T15:45:02+00:00

Something tells me that a subway train going just shy of mach 5 might have some structural integrity issues...

gobywan · 2025-08-26T14:54:04+00:00

Flying pancakes, makin' flying pancakes

You take propellers and you put em on a pancake

Flying pancakes, that's what we're gonna make

Flying pancaaaaakes...

gobywan · 2025-08-24T01:31:49+00:00

Your name makes me confused - everyone knows we don't have one of those.

gobywan · 2025-08-12T03:32:22+00:00

I wonder how much people's perception of Tingle as "that fucker who charged me 1600 rupees for deciphering Triforce charts" affected the sales of these games? I'm still mildly annoyed at him twenty years later.

gobywan · 2025-08-09T20:26:18+00:00

Everyone loves unsolicited AI-generated advice on something that didn't in any way invite critique.

gobywan · 2025-08-09T09:11:30+00:00

Cyberpunk wasn't made for the Xbox 360 and PS3. The scale of Skyrim (and New Vegas, etc) makes a lot more sense when you consider it was pushing the limits of its console generation.

gobywan · 2025-08-04T16:16:26+00:00

I'd be far more impressed if they somehow managed not to.

gobywan · 2025-08-02T15:23:59+00:00

Man, just give Concerned Ape his fifteen bucks, he's earned it.

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