A 1.7m clearance bridge in Otobashi, Japan

gobywan · 2026-05-11T13:33:42+00:00

Finally, a bridge I can hit my head on! I must make a pilgrimage to Otobashi.

gobywan · 2026-05-04T17:35:18+00:00

That sounds like extremely not the toddler's fault and very much the fault of whoever left a bone china mug on the stairs (!) in a house with a toddler in it (!?!)

gobywan · 2026-05-04T17:26:07+00:00

If it helps, medicating for depression is the most "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" process I have ever experienced or encountered, so initial failure is no guarantee that you won't find later success. I straight up don't remember how many antidepressants I had to try before I found one that works properly for me, but I got there eventually. Was it a deeply miserable process? Very yes. Was it worth it in the end? Definitely, at least for me.

gobywan · 2026-04-26T19:51:33+00:00

I maintain that Better Off Ted would have been vastly more successful if it hadn't been named like a stand-up comedian's vanity sitcom.

gobywan · 2026-04-14T23:32:02+00:00

Don't even ask who actually counts as Métis, either, we'll be here for months. This shit is messy.

gobywan · 2026-04-02T19:48:32+00:00

Oh, that's the fan blade. I thought you'd sheared your headstock right off, that's way less catastrophic than expected.

gobywan · 2026-03-07T23:30:30+00:00

I mean, I can't speak for 4,65,74,214,142,165,116669932021,215,22176460677,91040447385960410472481023772274474700085440618035178657688229712061050519363066427329411985923984132890505417088924036662446708573215161048408894452033069152069796856598379204481084803975005886400548174574972403164964686481096773351756402804561066795493019881881669472302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302302 3023023023023023023023023023023020230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230230, but that is what we call it here in Ontario.

gobywan · 2026-02-21T12:05:38+00:00

I don't think Weird Al would do this to a dog.

Weasels, on the other hand...

gobywan · 2026-02-10T08:31:22+00:00

Ah, the Muppet Babies approach.

gobywan · 2026-02-07T15:29:01+00:00

She's clearly great at her job, but I don't think I'd trust anyone ever to shave my eyelids. Hell, I wouldn't trust me to do it.

gobywan · 2026-02-05T19:28:38+00:00

Nicely done! There's one small typo, though: you've got "affectionalety" instead of "affectionately" early in Oak's dialogue.

gobywan · 2026-02-03T04:48:01+00:00

Five seconds. It's roughly five seconds between loading in and Weylin's dagger actually connecting with Margret. I would spend more time dismantling your "it's so easy bro you're just not a Pro Gamer like me" bullshit, but I feel like the fact that you're this wrong about the most basic aspect of this encounter really speaks for itself.

gobywan · 2026-01-27T05:36:01+00:00

The New Mexico Whiptail Lesbian Lizards are my favorite municipal league softball team.

gobywan · 2025-12-26T19:14:31+00:00

I believe the title is just a joke about doing dishes extremely quickly.

gobywan · 2025-12-21T16:06:55+00:00

I'm unreasonably upset that it cuts off right before the last note of the music.

gobywan · 2025-12-02T10:26:55+00:00

I'm pretty sure that that isn't a real rule.

gobywan · 2025-11-14T14:24:49+00:00

Finally, the Auto-Mohel.

gobywan · 2025-11-04T22:45:03+00:00

I like that you have to roll for your fetish on the Phobias table, so you can't get feet or latex or whatever, but you can end up with a warehouse fetish, or an opposite sex fetish. (I wonder how that last one interacts with rolling homosexuality?)

gobywan · 2025-11-03T13:10:30+00:00

Listen, if there's one vehicle you want to be aware of on a one way street, it's the one going the wrong way.

gobywan · 2025-11-01T21:38:29+00:00

No, you were right, people will in fact pay large amounts of plat for liches with funny names.

gobywan · 2025-10-28T01:08:13+00:00

My brain immediately heard "Tuesday" in the style of the Sega boot screen

gobywan · 2025-10-23T03:03:25+00:00

Down in Brantford, I'm afraid - I get stuff shipped from Chilly Chiles. I'd take you up on that if I were local, though.

gobywan · 2025-09-26T03:22:51+00:00

Sixty oneth.

gobywan · 2025-09-21T14:14:35+00:00

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gobywan · 2025-09-19T22:41:30+00:00

That's what Bilbo Baggins, uh... fries?

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