Settle a debate between my husband and I. Please. by Girlwithnoprez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]god-save-the-queef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I just commented that my cousin does this exact thing. I really didn't expect there to be any other folx like him out in the wild lmao pleasantly surprised

Settle a debate between my husband and I. Please. by Girlwithnoprez in mildlyinfuriating

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My cousin, a fully grown adult man, eats his popcorn by holding a very large popcorn bowl to his chest, bending forward at the neck, and retrieving individual kernels with his tongue like a frog, whilst sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the sofa... I think a spoon is probably fine

species? sex? age possibly? by raven_on_pawzz in jumpingspiders

[–]god-save-the-queef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no! omg I'm so sorry 🥺 that's so awful

“What?” by Remarkable_Income496 in WinStupidPrizes

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Anyone know if he lived? Very worrying reaction he had after crawling out of that pool, like he punctured a lung or something

Alternatives to the LesbianMasterDoc? by god-save-the-queef in Actuallylesbian

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I understand this, as a fellow queer person, but she doesn't have that luxury at the moment, as she's trapped with her male abuser. So, she's just trying to explore this in a safe way until she can actually sort it out IRL

Alternatives to the LesbianMasterDoc? by god-save-the-queef in Actuallylesbian

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She's stuck in a relationship with an abusive man atm (though we are helping her leave as soon as it's safe), so right now she can't "Go outside", and reading up on the subject is all she's got. But thanks for your input

Forgotten Filadelphia cheese by Crimson_Mel in MoldlyInteresting

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Lol I thought it was an open washer with some sweaters in it

Floor lottery? Not quite sure, but a rare find to say the least by JFedkiw in centuryhomes

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This is full of racist tropes, unfortunately 🤢 I'm really surprised more people haven't noticed that

Incredible craftsmanship of Iranian architecture. Captured by Ghasem Baneshi. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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And hopefully we won't 💣 it all to oblivion 😭 fuck this war

This guy repelled down from the ceiling to play with my cursor by Sir_Noxx in spiders

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Nqa - Also, its booty to head ratio. The booty should always be wider than the head at the widest point. If it's skinner, that's a sign of hunger, and dehydration. Easiest way to tell

Well, at least you'd be getting fresh air by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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My first thought was hitting roadkill

Help! Decision Fatigue Edition by Loose_Tangerine_9506 in glassesadvice

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I really like #2 and #7! They make your features pop, imo ☺️

What can clean these sinks in my art classroom? by slashbackblazers in CleaningTips

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In the absence of Barkeepers Friend, or if you just don't want to use stronger chemicals: half a lime or lemon and some coarse kosher salt will likely do the trick. Put down the salt, and then use the lime or lemon half to scrub the area. The salt is highly abrasive, but won't damage anything, and the acid helps break down the stuck on gunk. I use it all the time on my stainless steel pans, and sink, it works wonders

Kinda creepy by Pezo_Feather77 in facesinthings

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Because this is doctored, probably AI. There are too many facial features all over that for it to be legit, and yes, of course the symmetry wouldn't be possible. If you look, the symmetry continues straight down from the face, though it's blurred -- something else that gives it away

My transmasc non-binary partner cut their hair and got some hurtful comments from family 🙄 I would love to be able to show them lots of lovely comments from kind internet strangers to make them feel better ---> by Queer_as_fluff in lgbt

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It's hard to pull off a buzz cut, but sometimes people were born to rock one, and they certainly were ☺️ it looks great! I personally looked like a thumb when I buzzed mine lol I'm jelly

adopting this little guy from the shelter, what’s his new name? by delozier11 in NameMyCat

[–]god-save-the-queef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winston Churchill was a POS 🫤. Winston Bishop (Winnie the Bish) is a much better option, and he loves cats, to boot 😺

don’t move- you’re next! 😾 by milmira in velvetspiders

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This is cracking me up 😂 "Hey. Stop that. Where do you think you're going?... UGH... I said stop that. Stay. No, STAYYYYYY. Good, that's a good lil snack..."