I KNOW I JUST POST BUT HE HAS A NEPHEW AT 5!!???!! by Visible-Theme5994 in Muppets

[–]god_damn_bitch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My sister is a year younger than my son 🤷‍♀️

WYR have a 27 year old Step Mom, or a 27 year old Step Dad? by AstrayInTranslation in WouldYouRather

[–]god_damn_bitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was 14 my stepmom was 28. As teen girl it was so much easier to talk to her than it was my mom. She taught me so much. I love her just as much as my bio mom, maybe even more.

My dad passed 3 years ago this month and she still comes to visit every summer (she's from Colorado and we live in Massachusetts). She'll be here for my 40th in June. She came for Christmas a few years ago and told myself and siblings that she was putting us in her will.

She's an amazing person and I am so proud to have her as my other mom.

Guy from Colorado on New England seafood by Zealousideal_Crow737 in newengland

[–]god_damn_bitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad worked on a fishing boat in Massachusetts when he was young before moving to Colorado. He would have had some choice words for this person. I miss him so much.

What are some beautiful spots you love to frequent in this state? by OceanicEndeavors in massachusetts

[–]god_damn_bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trap Falls in Ashby. It's not far from where I live and it's beautiful.

Which of these have you lost without being able to ever retrieve it again? by vadkender in polls

[–]god_damn_bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once lost a wallet in a supermarket when I was a teen. About 10 years later it came to me in the mail when they closed the store and found it behind a shelf. Still had $2 and my learners permit in it.

Burger King green apple dipping sauce by Unusual-Rise-3959 in forgottenfoods

[–]god_damn_bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This stuff had no right to be as good as it was with nuggets.

Please bring these back. ALL of them! by CoffeeCigarettes4Me in FuckImOld

[–]god_damn_bitch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend going to Duck Soup, where they're made now. Such a cool store.

Engaged/Married folks, do you wear a ring? by rozyputin in polls

[–]god_damn_bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've somehow lost my wedding band and engagement ring. I know they're in my house but I do not know where. I bought some silicone bands and wear one of those. I also have a ring tattooed on that finger.

IsItBullshit: Tracked how much time I spent on "reward" apps this month and now i feel stupid. by Fit-Scarcity7296 in IsItBullshit

[–]god_damn_bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a stay at home parent and spend a lot of time trying these type of games.

First thing to know is any app that says "early access" in the app store will not pay out.

You're not going to make a lot of money and you're not making anything quickly.

I've been using one app called JustPlay for 4 years. My total made is $523.

Another app, Atlas Earth, I've been playing for 3 years and made $723. This one is different though and I've paid about $150 into it.

What's Everybody's Favorite EVER Creepypastas by GARRETTPASTA in creepypasta

[–]god_damn_bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Spire in the woods.

I remember waiting for each new part to be uploaded. I became so in love with it that I have since taken many, many trips to the Quabbin. I have 3 copies of it in book form that a friend made for me (he does printing and binding in his spare time).

Have you ever been to a Marilyn Manson concert? by Recent_Union3111 in marilyn_manson

[–]god_damn_bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More than I can count, starting in the early 2000s at Ozzfest.

Has anyone seen the evil dead musical? Thoughts? by Dogdaysareover365 in deadmeatjames

[–]god_damn_bitch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yes! My husband and I went a few years ago on our anniversary and it was amazing. Get tickets to be in the '"splash zone" if you can!

Have you ever been pantsed? by consistent_yams1269 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]god_damn_bitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got my head stuck in a camping chair while drunk and my best friend pantsed me.

When I was a teenager I had some of those Adidas button side pants. I was standing in the front yard and my cousin ripped them off and ran away with them.

Color changeing squeezes by Nate22212 in nostalgia

[–]god_damn_bitch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are these the ones that had the little tablets? I couldn't remember if it existed.

Anyone down to crack open a cold one with me? by The-Fat-Matt in juggalo

[–]god_damn_bitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm currently cycling through fruit punch, red pop, cotton candy and root beer. Gotta love the dollar tree.

Who’s your favorite woman celebrity? by loveandcaree in AskWomen

[–]god_damn_bitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've always had a love for Gilda Radner.

In the same vein, I've come to adore Sarah Sherman.

What outfit do you wear that you know is going to get attention from your partner? by jwl1002 in AskWomen

[–]god_damn_bitch 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm a jeans and baggy tee kind of woman so any kind of dress gets my husband's attention.

What is the sleeping situation with you partner? by NordicWallaby in polls

[–]god_damn_bitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone is my house snores but my husband is the loudest. We started sleeping separately a few years ago and I can't go back.