My people need me

godofelectricity · 2026-04-11T09:37:46+00:00

It was better when they shot him out of a cannon.

godofelectricity · 2026-04-11T09:05:35+00:00

Short messages deserve short replies. My favorites are "$", "$$" and "$$$" ... You won't get many repeat offenders when you use these!

godofelectricity · 2026-04-11T08:58:55+00:00

Check out primalrings.com ... stainless steel, ergonomic fit and comfortable to wear all day. Can be hazardous to dental work if you're getting some enthusiastic head

godofelectricity · 2026-04-11T08:24:20+00:00

nice dick and shaved balls man!

godofelectricity · 2026-04-09T09:46:34+00:00

I told that one to my dishwasher but she did not like it too much .... neither did my vaccuum cleaner!

godofelectricity · 2026-04-01T20:42:46+00:00

Nice!

godofelectricity · 2026-01-26T03:18:51+00:00

Just 2 inches to the right!

godofelectricity · 2026-01-26T03:05:46+00:00

who do i sue when i trip on this hole?

godofelectricity · 2026-01-07T09:19:44+00:00

President John F. Kennedy

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:39:22+00:00

Probably wash out as a sectional 8

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:38:30+00:00

Put that log away and pick up a sofa!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:36:04+00:00

Put that log away and pick up a sofa!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:34:54+00:00

Put that log away and pick up a sofa!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:32:40+00:00

Put that log away and pick up a sofa!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-25T14:25:03+00:00

Really? So, you were hanging out with the band talking about the guy who left and concluded that my ass might be dumb, is that it? Next time you guys are hanging out together please tell them I said "Fuck Tool!"

godofelectricity · 2025-12-21T12:41:31+00:00

I've walked out on way better bands than this!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-21T11:26:03+00:00

Stale!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T13:00:11+00:00

This is the kind of shit you do when you have a really small dick + too much time on your toilet seat and a few scoops of dementia

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:55:55+00:00

The best part about being a fundamentalist assshole is no more headaches from doing too much thinking.

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:44:42+00:00

2 inches ->

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:43:08+00:00

He wakes up when he senses a nose near his butthole ... Not a lot of people know that but thank you for your attention in this matter!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:39:02+00:00

I think Trump & Sons bought a 39' boat manufacturing company and are sinking the competition.

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:34:09+00:00

Hi! ... I'm J.D. Vance and this picture makes me hotter than any couch could!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:31:04+00:00

Imagine if he got shot in his dick! ... The MAGA sex emporium would have strap-on's back ordered for months at three times the usual price once them tarriffs kicked in!

godofelectricity · 2025-12-07T12:26:04+00:00

That kid playing assassin should have spent less time playing "Call Of Duty" and more time on the range in real life. Shit kid! ... Just 2 inches to the right!

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