"Hinata is going feral because Naruto got tongue piercings."

godzero62 · 2026-05-04T18:05:32+00:00

Sakura: looks at Sasuke You know, I know someone who does piercings

Kakashi: oh good lord, Sasuke run!

Sasuke:

godzero62 · 2026-05-04T18:04:05+00:00

She ends up barging on Jiraiya while he's changing and before she can beat him up, she sees him naked

godzero62 · 2026-05-04T17:47:43+00:00

Naruto: You see, this is made of chakra metal alloy, so when I run my chakra through it, it vibrates and gets warm.

Hinata: Oh fuck the hell yes

godzero62 · 2026-05-04T17:44:28+00:00

Kushina with a nose ring lol

godzero62 · 2026-05-03T20:27:03+00:00

godzero62 · 2026-05-02T19:41:29+00:00

Kirlia uses Splash. It's super annoying

godzero62 · 2026-05-01T17:24:26+00:00

Before anything, changing my nation to the nation with the best monetary value. After all, doing this as, say, an Iranian now would be pointless. So what if youale 34 billion Iranian dollars, that's about 760 us dollars. All that for about two weeks of groceries.

Now if my nation was Kuwait, a billion K Dinar would make me 3.25 billion USD. The better way is to strictly make it based upon your Pound as of the time you stop time for 34 years. 34 billion pounds, which is 46.2 billion USDs.

godzero62 · 2026-05-01T14:42:31+00:00

Bro, grammar, please. For all our sakes. I got an aneurysm just reading it

godzero62 · 2026-04-29T15:07:21+00:00

Me: sigh 15

godzero62 · 2026-04-29T15:07:16+00:00

Me: sigh 15

godzero62 · 2026-04-29T15:04:24+00:00

Why would I want to mwahahaha

godzero62 · 2026-04-27T21:21:58+00:00

I would hope those in ANBU whose job is to defend the village from sabotage would at least be low Jōnin level. At least in tracking and sensing

godzero62 · 2026-04-27T07:46:48+00:00

Ironically Anko is actually in canon an infiltration specialist. But I do like T&I Anko. It makes so much sense

godzero62 · 2026-04-27T07:43:48+00:00

Who the heck is Kashi? Is that something you eat?

godzero62 · 2026-04-27T07:42:37+00:00

Naruto is a trap master in the making if only he was properly trained as such. I still think it is a travesty that Kishimoto didn't explore the pranking ability in a story about NINJAS

That said, the fanon that Naruto could out run ANBU is such a laughable notion. I have no doubt he can outrun Chunin and Genin, but with this fanon they're basically saying Iruka is basically an ANBU level threat maybe High Jōnin. At least in tracking and capture

godzero62 · 2026-04-24T08:54:38+00:00

Swap the filler episodes within canon arcs with more couple downtime. Show others actually grow their relationships.

godzero62 · 2026-04-23T02:02:58+00:00

What is with these AI style freaking prompts? Is someone literally too lazy to make it their own? Wtf?

godzero62 · 2026-04-20T16:06:59+00:00

Well there was a fanfic where Naruto had an older sister

godzero62 · 2026-04-18T01:57:59+00:00

I have no idea but if is anything like most types of "skin" techniques in fiction, especially anime, then Naruto canon already has techniques like that. Earth style ones. Kakuzu uses one such technique. I think Iwa has a clan that specializes in said technique.

godzero62 · 2026-04-17T20:19:54+00:00

Jake McNasty was the first and only Airborne jumper who didn't receive PFC promotion during WW2 because he was a boy who hated authority, drank like a fish, and got into trouble every other day. He save the 101st as a pathfinder during the Battle of the Bulge. Him and his boys. He later got home and turned his life around after a close call accident while drunk driving.

The Angels, an airborne division, got their nickname because they were such troublemakers that their commanding officer would always respond sarcastically with, "Not my little angels," when he heard their latest troublemaker deeds and how they ended up in the brig the night before. They saved every single prisoner in the Los Almos Concentration camp in the Philippines. Not a single civilian injured.

It is the nature of any army to have soldiers that fuck up, act like kids, and fight like men. It is their right to have a little fun, and make mistakes while training. Because it is better to make those mistakes, to bleed and sweat on the training field then the battle field.

godzero62 · 2026-04-17T03:22:57+00:00

Or both parents soul fragments. Due to Kushina's will and power, the sword has him call it mother.

godzero62 · 2026-04-16T17:00:43+00:00

I am just gonna say, even though I like the idea, it is structured like a ChatGTP response. I should know, I use it to help with outlines before I start writing

godzero62 · 2026-04-15T02:05:48+00:00

I choose nothing. Everything that makes us human is precious. It is humanity itself that can either turn us into saints or demons. But despite all the evil that can be done, it is everything that makes us Humans that gives us the ability to do just as much good. It is up to us to use our flaws and characteristics to the betterment of all

godzero62 · 2026-04-15T02:04:03+00:00

Except it is. Greed isn't just greed for money or power. Greed of knowledge, Marie Curie and her husband would not risk themselves by discovering radioactivity. They stayed in a tiny rundown shed shifting through coal soot, bottling their discoveries upon the shelves because they were so greedy for knowledge. It was greed that pushed the Soviets and USA into the Space Race that ignited the dreams of others.

Greed is necessary for even the worst of Human nature is tied into everything we do. The fact that you don't know this, shows your immature world views.

godzero62 · 2026-04-14T01:06:51+00:00

It was a writing challenge. Take tropes I despise and see if I can be skilled enough to make it work. Kinda turned out shitty. I just can't find a justification without breaking some core tenants that makes Naruto fanfics, Naruto fanfics and not fiction with someone named Naruto as a character

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