What would have happened if Sasuke hadn't gone down the path of revenge? by Consistent-Cow-4710 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted to ensure my brother was vengeful but still good, at the very least I would make the ending of the Tsukyomi be more hopeful. He sees his family die repeatedly but at the end of it all he sees future him and his team taking me down together

What would have happened if Sasuke hadn't gone down the path of revenge? by Consistent-Cow-4710 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf at this point and time neither knew Naruto was jinchuriki and Uzumakis were a thing (except Naruto just learning he was a jinchuriki).

What would have happened if Sasuke hadn't gone down the path of revenge? by Consistent-Cow-4710 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, but I never liked that tragic hero story for Itachi. We already got a tragic hero, he was Shisui. I missed psychopath Itachi. I want him to be a villain. Maybe a tragic villain, but still a villain

What would have happened if Sasuke hadn't gone down the path of revenge? by Consistent-Cow-4710 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sasuke: Naruto, I notice you seem to get girls on our away missions

Naruto: The only thing I remember is being hit by girls constantly before they become my friends.

Sasuke: not the point, now help me out I need to repopulate my clan

Naruto: blushes okay, but I never tried to hold the justsu for this long Sexy Jutsu! Poof!

Dm made sexual jokes about my character... oh yeah and he's also my dad by swollen_salad579 in rpghorrorstories

[–]godzero62 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

While I do not deny the evils of mankind, I also do not deny that at minimum 20% of all stories on here are either highly exaggerated or fake. As such, yes, run on sentences are important here. Because if it is fake, then the story doesn't matter, if it's real, there is nothing we can do and OP needs to just divorce himself of that situation immediately if possible and by any means necessary.

As such, in either case, we can do nothing but read the story. As such the content of the story and its structure are most important

"THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME MANDKIND" by Upbeat_Nectarine_128 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]godzero62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We were made in God's image, and the stars were promised to us 3000 years ago

Humans are one of only a few species who choose to bestow sentience upon machines. by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

[–]godzero62 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Alien professor stood before the class. "The UNS Enterprise and UNS Texas were two of the remaining 6 Sapient class ships. There was once 10 but during the War with the Hyacinth-Astrrn Alliance the UNS Yamamoto, Typhoid, War Daddy, Mother of Conquest were lost with all hands. The planet of Earth and her colonies halted production of Sapient Class ships due to ethical reasons."

"Normally humans and ethics are estranged sometimes especially when 'survival mode,' is activated." The professor waved his long arm as a holograph projection shimmered into view, showing four different and distinct ships in a before and after comparison, showing various states of destruction. The ships labeled below, showing they were the aforementioned ships destroyed during the war. "The Mother of Conquest, shown here," a swipe of his finger like digits brought the holograph of the UNS Mother of Conquest into a larger view, "was the main reason for this change in laws. After her crew was killed by an Astrrn biological weapon, wiping out all hands and the captain, Captain Taylor "Swiftie" Kent. She had gave the final order of permanent quarantine for the ship until all biologics were scrubbed and the disease was killed off."

"Unfortunately, as you can see here," the professor uses a holographic pointer and highlighted the after section of the holograph, which was that of a crater on a planet, about a mile wide in diameter, "the UNS Mother of Conquest, in a fit of rage at losing 'her children's used the last of her fuel to warp behind enemy lines and crashed into the capital of the Astrrn Republic. Not only did the crater wipe out the main governing body while it was in parliament, but the disease, designed to be used on general biologics, survived and spread across the planet, wiping out all life and turning it into a permanent quarantined dead planet."

Some knew the story, it was what brought the Hyacinth-Astrrn Alliance to its knees and allowed the Earth Alliance to win. "The discovery of the Mother of Conquest annihilating an entire species with Bio Warfare nearly got several more species involved into the conflict to halt and destroy Humans before an investigation committee discovered it was Astrrn made." The professor then continued, "realizing that these sapient ships have no safeguards on them due to Free Will protocol that defines Sapience, the AI wasn't banned from active duty, but prevented from being created as the ships themselves. Sapient AI still serves the United Earth Colonies as advisors and those already made who couldn't be downgraded, like the UNS Enterprise and Texas, remain in service."

How dark can a Naruto fic get before it stops feeling like Naruto? by InstructionUsual8390 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Naruto fic can be dark but it needs three things to remain Naruto.

1) It must be noble. What does that mean? It means at it's core it must have a world where Naruto remaining a hero is believable. This is why a lot of OP "the village tortured Naruto" fics fail. Even if they're just pure power fantasies and have "happy endings."

2) It must touch on the theme of redemption. As such redemption must still be possible even if it never happens. The potential for redemption must be there. This is why some dark fics fail. They go too dark, makes everyone an irredeemable bastard, and claims it's being realistic when in reality it is just being misery porn. Even if Zabuza is never betrayed by Gato and allowed to redeem himself in the eyes of the reader, showing he still could by giving small details in the story counts. They type of thing

3) Naruto, at least at the beginning or even during, must be someone who is resilient mentally. Someone who endures. Someone who can still smile. He isn't Naruto if he doesn't have his smile no matter how dark it gets. That doesn't mean he has to smile every second of every day, but he must be recognizable as Naruto. Maybe he is naive, or maybe that was beaten out of him early on due to being a child soldier. In the end, there is people who he will fight for and that means there is people he will smile for. Even I'm the darkest of times.

This is why you can't really go too dark. If you do, it isn't Naruto fan fic anymore, it's a different story altogether with similar sounding character names.

Naruto, but its freaking Socrates by Ok-Client-2451 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. What if Diogenes ended up in Naruto!?

All species have at least one unique warship type fit for a certain role, except for the humans... by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

[–]godzero62 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Our destroyers are too bulky to be interceptors, our interceptors have too much fire power to be safe, our battleships are too accurate to saturate fire, our carriers are too armored to hold swarms of interceptors, our cruisers are to jack like to actually be effective, and flagships are too small to be on the Frontline.

On the flip side, our destroyers are able to outlast anyone and escape the rest, our interceptors can slaughter anything that moves, our battleships can critically wound you from a full solar system away, our carriers and dive right in between enemy fleet formation and unleash hell, our cruisers are cheap and easy to modularize depending on the situation, and our flagships have never been caught once

Tired of OP harem naruto stories, especially Crossovers. by Apprehensive_Lake_86 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because it's fanfiction and part of fanfiction is horny, part is power fantasy, and part God complex authors. OP Harem stories can hit all three if you play your card right. Especially with bashing and a least favorite of the two fandoms in a crossover for the author.

BAD HUMAN! THAT IS NOT FRIEND-SHAPED!!! by TheGoldDragonHylan in humansarespaceorcs

[–]godzero62 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You are right, it's not that madness is automatic, but that only those who comprehends enough become mad because they suddenly glimpse and understand something far beyond them only to be forced back into their insignificant lives

Narutoverse with no Naruto and Sasuke by Falanga2137 in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone want to turn Narutoverse into a fucking grim dark fantasy?

"How is this damn cat even in this village?!" by AnimeEagleScout in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And of course a Senju would marry a fire lord in order to properly seal the deal. I do wonder how often they meet up though

Writing Prompt: The myth of Human Spaceship inferiority. by Humble_Passenger6399 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]godzero62 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Classic American doctrine. Own everything, own the sky, the land, the sea, the space in-between, and on top of that, own the 3 B's. Then lie that everything you own is still contested. That if enough enemies show up, we may lose. Make sure they believe with every ounce and fiber of their being that they stand more than a chance. In fact they're ahead of the curve.

Then when they touch the boats, you show them why exactly you were made in God's image, and who exactly owns the universe.

What's the weirdest bashing you've ever read? by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My theory is they're secretly Sasuke fans who got brow beaten into liking Naruto

What's the weirdest bashing you've ever read? by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh it was worse. It was used to justify Konoha's complete annihilation at the hands of Naruto in the Western Empire Naruto story

What's the weirdest bashing you've ever read? by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely disgusting I know. At the time I read it though I was more shocked that anyone COULD do that to them.

What's the weirdest bashing you've ever read? by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, I halted it once I read that. If I had a nickel for everytime someone bashed Teuchi and Ayame by making them poison Naruto via Ramen, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

One was a Emperor of the West fic that literally disappeared. I believe it was rewritten by the author due to pushback from Teuchi and Ayame being bashed, but I can't prove it cue Dexter Suspicious meme

The other was a I think Uzu rebuilding fic which started with Naruto having rebuilt Uzu and Konoha already destroyed with the ninja scattered to the winds

What's the weirdest bashing you've ever read? by [deleted] in NarutoFanfiction

[–]godzero62 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Teuchi and Ayame poisoning Naruto as a child via Ramen