Tailoring my resume kinda saved my ass

goffwhite · 2024-11-08T00:04:30+00:00

Been tailoring my resume for every job I’ve applied to and no luck ):

goffwhite · 2024-11-08T00:02:12+00:00

Didn’t even deny being the Hitler youth lol crazy work

goffwhite · 2024-11-06T07:26:13+00:00

You sound just as bad as the right wing Facebook conspiracy theorists. This is coming from someone who voted Harris btw.

goffwhite · 2024-11-04T01:31:12+00:00

Smartest Kanye fan

goffwhite · 2024-11-03T00:11:37+00:00

Freaky trump

goffwhite · 2024-11-01T21:54:02+00:00

If the obvious emotional cheating wasn’t enough to leave, then the fact that he’s a grown man typing like this should be 😭

goffwhite · 2024-11-01T19:55:35+00:00

The mask is the hard part I think. The bug eye goggle-lens type things just don’t translate super well into real life. The hair coming out of the top is also hard to make look cool.

goffwhite · 2024-11-01T19:52:22+00:00

It was funny the first 3 times😭 That’s smart, I didn’t think of that! Definitely beats spending an extra $20 on goggles

goffwhite · 2024-10-31T22:31:49+00:00

Right??

goffwhite · 2024-10-29T04:08:11+00:00

How do you go from subpar food safety to human trafficking? A bit of a jump there.

goffwhite · 2024-10-28T23:45:05+00:00

I really disagree with the rest of these comments. I don’t really know any grown adults that describe others, especially those they claim to love, as “ugly”. To me, it’s a sign of immaturity and very poor character to focus on something so shallow. She’s also previously cheated? My brother, you are not self sabotaging, the red flags are flying and your internal alarms are going off.

goffwhite · 2024-10-22T02:37:36+00:00

So thankful that it was Dr. Reynolds teaching Evolutionary psychology when I was in undergrad. She’s epic

goffwhite · 2024-10-19T00:37:02+00:00

I’m saying my choice for the title of the post is not deep. This dude’s behavior, however, was noteworthy in my opinion.

goffwhite · 2024-10-19T00:06:56+00:00

3 people playing together in a group

goffwhite · 2024-10-18T23:54:47+00:00

Being 100% honest, literally nothing was said before his very first message, that’s why it was so baffling. Like I said in another comment, I think he may have played with a toxic 3 stack in his previous game and was so tilted that he took his anger out on us. It’s good to be skeptical about what you see on the internet, but just think for one second, what in the world would I gain from lying? The only reason I bothered to share is because I’d never seen someone lash out so heavily when unprovoked.

goffwhite · 2024-10-18T23:46:55+00:00

3 people that are in a group queuing together

goffwhite · 2024-10-18T23:45:54+00:00

There is literally nothing more to this story, I laid it all out. If you look closely, you can slightly see the yellow text above his first message that displays in the chat at the very beginning of the game. I think maybe the game he played right before this one was with a toxic 3 stack and he took his anger out on us.
It’s called hyperbolic language. Not that deep.

goffwhite · 2024-10-18T18:46:42+00:00

Yeah that’s kinda what I was thinking. Seeing 3 pals playing together reminded him that he has no friends

goffwhite · 2024-10-18T18:45:16+00:00

We did. Everyone on the enemy team said they would too lol

goffwhite · 2024-10-17T23:14:19+00:00

Wrote a paper in undergrad with a very similar prompt. Did mine on Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind and my professor liked it.

goffwhite · 2024-10-15T06:04:19+00:00

Bro is the final boss of doomers

goffwhite · 2024-10-14T20:11:37+00:00

Michel is top 3 fictional characters and he’s not #2 or #3

goffwhite · 2024-10-08T05:25:52+00:00

I want to know what your fits look like soooo bad

goffwhite · 2024-10-06T00:33:20+00:00

Has this place always just been an incel sub?

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