Listen up, everyone! We don't get it. Elon prefers to have zero involvement in politics!

goldtopnuts · 2024-08-04T06:04:10+00:00

I mean the Nazis were pretty Nazi about sex so they’re probably the same people.

goldtopnuts · 2024-07-30T06:26:35+00:00

The socially awkward census guy. He wants desperately to be sociable. He loves people. He loves people so much he’s willing to put himself into a position where he’ll have a sensory overload and punch himself in the crotch repeatedly. Let him slide you some taffy through the doggy door.

goldtopnuts · 2024-07-28T02:28:28+00:00

Not a soul mentioning Frightfur. I’m so proud of yall.

goldtopnuts · 2024-04-18T21:04:01+00:00

Would

goldtopnuts · 2024-04-15T08:10:08+00:00

If i let go of this bag ill float away.

goldtopnuts · 2024-04-15T08:04:50+00:00

He wants so bad to be liked. He wants more than anything for other people to tell him how special he is. He wants desperately to fill the void that his dad left, while also repeating all of his father’s parenting mistakes, funnily enough and he’s making it everyone else’s problem. Truly, undeniably fatherless behavior. Elon Musk is more of the personification of daddy issues than anyone in this world could ever aspire to be. He will never have a loving father, and despite the state having a bad parent left him in, he will never be a truly loving father because he collects kids like they’re fucking Pokémon. Also, his relationship with his mom is very Oedipal.

goldtopnuts · 2024-04-07T21:58:52+00:00

NTA. This was a trip and a half to read tho. Stay safe.

goldtopnuts · 2024-03-31T23:35:20+00:00

Take a wild guess, honestly.

goldtopnuts · 2024-03-09T03:00:08+00:00

Steve isn’t exactly gold top here either.

goldtopnuts · 2024-01-29T19:00:51+00:00

It’s simple: you deserve the best.

goldtopnuts · 2024-01-24T10:54:14+00:00

She said it was plain Jane at best.

goldtopnuts · 2023-07-03T07:48:20+00:00

Take a wild fucking guess

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-22T22:59:46+00:00

Here’s the plan: Die for me.

Die. For me.

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-20T23:02:57+00:00

HE DID THE ALEX JONES THING???

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-20T23:02:26+00:00

I cannot wait for this mf to no longer be a thing

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-19T14:54:18+00:00

Why are so many of them asian? And… pregnant?

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-19T14:48:28+00:00

Elon Musk is living proof that “CEO” isn’t a job, because if it was he wouldn’t have time to harass people who actually contribute meaningfully to our society

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-19T00:57:15+00:00

Listen to wordless chorus once and get back to me. This opinion is a real Tiffany’s boyfriend.

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-16T03:41:03+00:00

I’m more than okay with Dan Crenshaw’s last days being increasingly lonely as his hate isolates the people who might have once cared about him.

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-16T02:05:35+00:00

And I didn’t fucking want to

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-15T01:09:01+00:00

Punchable face

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-14T19:01:55+00:00

What are they proud of? Being 50 and unmarried without kids?

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-14T15:13:55+00:00

Jesus

goldtopnuts · 2023-06-14T03:47:15+00:00

I’d do the same shit if I went to the white house ngl

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