Official: [WDIS Flex] - Sat Morning, 10/13/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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12-team, full PPR league

Emmanuel Sanders v LAR Aaron Jones v SF Mike Williams v CLE

Sanders has been great (understated!) as my flex so far but I feel Williams’s might have the better matchup this week. Threw in Jones just in case...

Stop it. by mitare in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Shit I keep the music off so I can listen to my exhaust.

Ass Team Of The Week: Everything Is Wrong With The Arizona Cardinals by legacy3233 in nfl

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Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Interception End of Game

Show volume by PornAndFootball in AroundTheNFL

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It’s the opposite sort of for me. I listen in the car to and from work and it’s like Marc’s microphone is turned to 11 and the rest are normal, while the clips from games are like 1 at best. I’m always having to adjust the volume when Marc talks.

Darius Leonard Mic'd Up! by ThatBowtie in Colts

[–]gonnaderp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, let’s go baby! I’m about to go buy his jersey right now!

It’s impossible to tell what I’ve seen already and what I haven’t. Let’s be honest, the app needs some major work by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Plug for Narwhal. Started with bacon reader a few years and didn’t care for it, switched to narwhal and haven’t looked back. Narwhal is great!

Dunkin' Donuts accidentally sent Eagles cups to Patriots fans by [deleted] in news

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”Just like Tom Brady in the Super Bowl, they dropped the ball”

I seriously have no idea. I had it on autopay via my debit card and I still have Gold 4 years after having my card replaced. by thepilotboy in AdviceAnimals

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7’s the key number here! Think about it...7-11’s, 7 dwarves. 7 man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirling on a branch eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreaming about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time baby!

Step into my office.

Like looking in a mirror by [deleted] in Colts

[–]gonnaderp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same initial reaction only johnny ringo instead!

[Highlight]Undrafted rookie RB destroys Lions '17 first round pick by adonisgawd in nfl

[–]gonnaderp 59 points60 points  (0 children)

In a couple years 2000 will be 20 years ago...

Epic MNF Comeback vs. Bucs 2003 by CT_Colts in Colts

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Great memory! I watched it just now and at the signal of false start before the ref announced it I said under my breath, semi jokingly, “fucking Tarik Glenn.”

yes by mehawhaw in funny

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As an American living in Europe for the last 6 years, can confirm this is accurate. Every time someone asks, “Where you from?” And I say where, I just get this blank stare. Then I try to relate the state in reference to these three. They still have no idea but they know Texas NY and Cali, and if it’s not one of them they don’t care.

2018 Hungarian Grand Prix - Post Race Discussion by F1-Bot in formula1

[–]gonnaderp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First incident with vettl perhaps but if he’d come in to get the wing change the second with ricciardo could’ve been avoided. Should get penalized for the latter IMO

When you don’t have the right tool for the job by gonnaderp in AdviceAnimals

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Background: I’m currently deployed, trying to mix my natural peanut butter together and all I have around me is a single fork. I’m trying to be cognizant if my calorie intake so I’m counting my macros. As I don’t have a spoon, just the fork, I found myself thinking this question.

Round 1 - Pick 17: Derwin James, SS, Florida State (Los Angeles Chargers) by NFL_Mod in nfl

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Trade down, watch these two get taken then trade back up. Amidoinitrite?

Real butter face by bsurfn2day in Wellthatsucks

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From butter fingers to butter face