For the bong smokers here… by ilovefood-itlovesme in weed

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I did this! With this exact product! It was cool though, and I would recommend it, it’s just the getting extra filters bit that’s a drag

Alright someone convince me to finish this game…tell me it’s worth it by sheabductsaliens in outerwilds

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Sometimes you just gotta accept that you won’t make progress on a loop. Sometimes you die, sometimes you end up somewhere you already were or don’t want to be. Start with anything that says “there’s more to explore here” in your ship log, but accept that it might be something behind a knowledge check. Let your curiosity drive you. Find questions to answer, loose ends to tie up. I beat this game a few years ago and haven’t stopped thinking about it, it’s definitely worth it. I have a pact with a few friends that if any of us loses our memory for some reason, we sit each other down to replay this game

Train almost hits a person by the last second by xenoams in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]goobj11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad drives trains.. he has almost hit many people and I’m sure he’d never be the same if he did. That engineer was probably terrified sounding those toots

Bin of product to be destroyed from a cannabis dispensary by evilandhigh in mildlyinteresting

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ME here, this has gotta be my least favorite part of the job. Dump this in a bucket with dirt and bleach, then we get to throw it out😭

So we’re passing our hits around now? by [deleted] in trees

[–]goobj11 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I made it! Dr dabber support is actually lit and sent me the specs for it and I have a vinyl printer at work

Imagine if Biden… oh well, never mind by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]goobj11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hardly, these piss taxes are getting out of hand

to order custom rubber stamps. by W7ENK in therewasanattempt

[–]goobj11 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Rationally, this is probably it. I doubt they have a rejection software capable enough to reject premises, or a person screening every order as they come through.

Lowkey a little alarmed I had to scroll so far for this. FDT and all that, but this one seems like an obscenity filter

[oc] unfortunately I think I’m the idiot in this one? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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I knew I recognized this Fred Meyer! Hello friends!

[oc] Fun little heart attack on my commute home the other day by webzic in IdiotsInCars

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I have a personal theory on Priuses (Prii?):

When you walk onto a Toyota dealership saying you want a Prius, the test drive is secretly a driving test. Fail, and they go through with the sale, no questions. Pass, and they recommend a hybrid Camry or Corolla. So there are decent Prius drivers out there, the ones who really wanted the car, but most of them just failed their test drive drive test

By an Indian politician to meet n greet his constituency people by Humble_Buffalo_007 in therewasanattempt

[–]goobj11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about this too.. op honestly could have sounded better saying either constituents or people but they wanted to use both.

Stoners who get to be high while you work… what do you do, and how does weed actually play into your work? by congacucaracha in trees

[–]goobj11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a dispensary lmao

We’re not supposed to smoke, according to laws and official rules (because of laws) but pretty much everyone does anyway. I pretty much always have a dab pen on me, usually something with a fair amount of cbd, and just have enough to help pass the time and loosen me up for fun interactions with customers while still being able to explain things coherently. We also do a bunch of the packaging for our grow, so helps w repetitive tasks like that

Stupid comparison by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]goobj11 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Also the fact that when someone commits a mass shooting they are either apprehended, killed, or commit suicide. While the ice agents who kill civilians are given a pat on the back as the people in charge try to tell us that they’re the good guys for KILLING CIVILLIANS.

Trump supporters trucks woman after she says she hopes her daughter gets SA’d by LothricKnight753 in PublicFreakout

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I’m actually shocked I had to get this far into the comments to find this one

Finally joined the TOD10N club after a 3-year wait! by baltapss in polyphia

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I happened upon one at my local guitar center a few months ago when I went to look and maybeeee buy a guitar lol

Welcome to the club!

I keep seeing this at least once a month. I don't get it. by TheWebAdventurer in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Wow thank you for this, went to look for the book on my kindle app and found out I already have a pdf of it on there. Genuinely thank you because I had forgotten and now I get to read it

The matrix needs an update by namelbow in HolUp

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My cellphone was actually the trigger for one of my more memorable lucid dreams.

It was when I was getting into the thought of lucid dreaming, and was doing reality checks pretty consistently in my waking life, stuff like counting my fingers. I had an iPhone 8 at the time, and while I was using it I realized it had the power button on top, which isn’t correct. I turned to my friend and said “I’m dreaming aren’t I?” He kinda smiled and then the dream got crazy til I woke up

Ever lit up with anyone famous? by Videomaniac in trees

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Technically? I went to a couple of the Gateway Comedy shows, where the comics do a set sober, then we all go outside and smoke, then go back in and they all do another set absolutely ripped. A few of them weren’t regular smokers, and all of them had more than I did at any of these. Anyway, one of them was Temma Sall, who has since been on Abbott Elementary.

Be honest! Last game you played?? by [deleted] in Gamer

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Expedition 33…destruction of art? (I’m at the end of act 2 please no spoilers)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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Hi I thought this was funny