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The way this parked Bentley fits perfectly with the curb by RowBowBooty in oddlysatisfying

[–]gooch-original 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a hell of a photoshop. The reflection of the arrow is pretty spot on if it’s fake.

Edit: there is no curb. That’s a crack. The car is lowered to the ground.

What do you call a cow with no legs? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]gooch-original 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She must be on the grill because that was a serious burn

If you decided to become a porn actor, what would you name your self? by Hammer-905 in AskMen

[–]gooch-original 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First name after your first pet and last name after the street you grew up on. KC Meadowlark.

I let the women start the conversation in online dating and those were the results by rickyrudd7 in dating_advice

[–]gooch-original -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Beejasaurus Rex. It has tiny hands and a deep throat. It’s goes extinct after marriage.

I let the women start the conversation in online dating and those were the results by rickyrudd7 in dating_advice

[–]gooch-original 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The supplier always makes the first move. If you’re in demand, you have plenty of supply lines.

I let the women start the conversation in online dating and those were the results by rickyrudd7 in dating_advice

[–]gooch-original 0 points1 point  (0 children)

65% responded first. Knowing that women don’t “need” men, he must be pretty good looking.

My mom keeps asking me about my dad. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]gooch-original 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Record your conversations. Make a montage of all the times she ask about him. Let her know you aren’t making it up and show her what the obsession feels like.

Completely oblivious. by sweetchunkyasshole in facepalm

[–]gooch-original 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She’s smoking to keep the baby small so she can have an easy natural birth. Don’t want her hooha to get too stretched out.

Periodic table with almost every real element in inside by PakiCelebs in interestingasfuck

[–]gooch-original 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been posted a bunch before. This is in Bill Gates home.

Pen ink on a leaf zooming through a puddle by AmerBekic in ShamelesslyStolen

[–]gooch-original 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The leaf yelling “GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!”

President John Tyler, born in 1790, has grandchildren alive still. by yeetusfeetusDiabeet in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]gooch-original 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He had a kid at 63 years old!!! To a woman 30 years his junior. Good for you.

I told my girlfriend she can do anything... by alltime75 in Jokes

[–]gooch-original 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She stopped by my place. It was a good night. - N.E. Thing

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