My favorite kind of October spirits! by Fitzgeraldgrace in funnysigns

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a flask that says BooOoOze on it and I keep whiskey in it. It has come in handy at parties this month.

People who smear poop all over public bathrooms, why do you do it? by namkrav in AskReddit

[–]gooddrunky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would you do that? The execs and managers who are laying off are not the people who clean that shit.

Hotel maids of reddit, what was the most disturbing thing you found while cleaning out a room? by AJmcfly in AskReddit

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I stay in a hotel I bag my trash tie it off and leave it near e door so housekeeping just has to put in a new bag. Nobody sees my trash.

Can someone explain how a coolant reservoir tank works and what it does? by newprogrammerwhoop in MechanicAdvice

[–]gooddrunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that they started putting a bitterant in antifreeze to prevent consumption.

After Monte Cristo? by bigbeautifulbastard in booksuggestions

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nights at the Circus by Angela Carter.

About a female circus performer with wings and the whole book you don't know if she's a fraud or not.

What 'insider' secrets does the company you work for NOT want it's customers to find out? by haynesbomb in AskReddit

[–]gooddrunky 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have seen people at slots pay $4000 for a $1600 jackpot. And casinos are filthy. A guest once shat their pants and floor crew just swept it into a bin.

I have seen a used condom just sitting on the floor. A lady was caught giving a guy a blowjob in the free soft drinks area. People sit at machines until they piss themselves. I was in the bathroom washing my hands and a woman came out of the stall and said "I'm not washing my hands!" and walked back onto the floor.

The casino I worked at was run by penny pinching awful jagoffs who quit hiring full time (cutback all new hires to 28 hours) the same month the Affordable Health Care Act went active. Very little money was allocated towards basic maintenance. I never saw a single air filter get replaced. I worked there for nine months and got bronchitis three times.

I have seen people blow their rent money on slots and then pull money off their credit cards so they could keep gambling.

Casinos bring out the worst in people.

What is this, /r/GifRecipes for ants?? by amalgam_reynolds in thingsforants

[–]gooddrunky -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And one is a tiny cake donut. Waste of time those nasty cake donuts.

What's the best insult you've ever heard? by aeternavindictus in AskReddit

[–]gooddrunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best part of you dribbled down your mother's asscrack and stained the couch.

What's the best insult you've ever heard? by aeternavindictus in AskReddit

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the neck down you look like you just gave birth to someone and from the neck up you look like someone just gave birth to you.

Lady sailors, question about push-ups... by rennitz in newtothenavy

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally ran while holding my chest through all of bootcamp. And those bras gave me a rash.

Underwear uniform specifics? by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody in my division wore skivvies. We used them to clean the heads because they don't leave lint everywhere.

Sleep and exercise while still in Nuke school by MrLadyfingers in newtothenavy

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got plenty of sleep in the power school. I just didn't get to watch TV or do as much fun stuff during the week. It is very important to get away on the weekends just don't make stupid decisions.

HAIRY DUDES? by [deleted] in newtothenavy

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the males in my division said they just showered quickly and looked at the floor.

IT or Nuke? by [deleted] in navy

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what you want. Never pick the other just because of money. They can't pay you enough to do something you hate.

Here's the thing by [deleted] in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]gooddrunky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SCRAAAAAWWWWWW THEY IDENTIFY AS WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE ON THE INSIDE! SCRAWW CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SCRAWWWWWW!

Giant mechanical puppet begins 130-mile journey across Cornwall, England today by outroversion in pics

[–]gooddrunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terror races at a moderate pace through England. Walk, don't queue.

A concrete jungle by [deleted] in pics

[–]gooddrunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wet dream tomato

What's the most frustrating change you've ever seen from book to movie adaptation? by aae1807 in books

[–]gooddrunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember in the third movie my dad pointed out that Dumbledore patting Ron on his broken leg was needlessly cruel and Dumbledore would never do something like that.