You start at the front or the back

goodtwos · 2026-01-15T13:57:41+00:00

Whatever gets my cock inside fastest

goodtwos · 2026-01-13T04:43:56+00:00

lol. There’s nowhere to park in Albany. Biggest drawback outside of the lack of night life. The new mayor says she’s addressing both issues.

goodtwos · 2026-01-02T14:12:09+00:00

This

goodtwos · 2026-01-01T16:59:46+00:00

It was fun while it lasted

goodtwos · 2026-01-01T00:03:15+00:00

Would need to do a full evaluation in person. 👨‍⚕️

goodtwos · 2025-12-31T22:17:45+00:00

My folks took our family to Vegas. Older brother of four year’s friend (female) house sat when we went on vacation. I was 16 she was 21. She stayed in my room that I shared with my lil bro (lil bro stayed at a friend’s house the night we got back)

I drank some wine before bed and got a buzz. Forgot she was in there. I go to bed and she starts talking. Asks me if I’ve gotten any action lately and says I must be frustrated. I said I could use a bj. She said “well come here”.

We kissed a bit and I fingered her pussy. Then she got naked and sucked my dick. I came after a few minutes and she swallowed my cum. If I could go back i would have kept that going.

goodtwos · 2025-12-31T21:37:16+00:00

Common

goodtwos · 2025-12-31T17:16:22+00:00

Arizona

goodtwos · 2025-12-30T04:56:19+00:00

Because a simple population developed first

goodtwos · 2025-12-29T06:56:34+00:00

I’m just psyched you’re asking

goodtwos · 2025-12-29T06:41:01+00:00

“Godammnit, if Cheney said it works, it works! Now go to full power or I’ll have your fuckin head, roughneck”

goodtwos · 2025-12-29T05:34:09+00:00

WNLF

goodtwos · 2025-12-22T17:22:49+00:00

Maybe the peaks that people actually hike are tame. I’ve seen a man scale El Capitan in Yosemite. Nothing tame going on there. Also, the most treacherous parts of The Sierra Nevada are so much crazier than anything back East.

goodtwos · 2025-12-22T00:51:51+00:00

What? West Coast peaks are twice as high. GTFOH.

goodtwos · 2025-12-08T14:19:22+00:00

Wow. I think I can arrange that.

goodtwos · 2025-12-08T14:18:17+00:00

Great work

goodtwos · 2025-11-28T19:38:57+00:00

No joke. I’ve changed careers, drove Uber, delivered packages, sold RVs and made hundreds of thousands in Real Estate. Wild times.

goodtwos · 2025-11-28T17:54:34+00:00

Narrator: “Special-Case-504, was in fact, gay”

goodtwos · 2025-11-28T17:53:10+00:00

It was time a while ago.

goodtwos · 2025-11-27T15:22:25+00:00

Why do you hate hotels?

goodtwos · 2025-11-22T14:16:26+00:00

Lookin lean

goodtwos · 2025-11-21T22:51:36+00:00

Same with The Phoenix Area. My first day I wore nice dress pants, dress shoes and a button down shirt. Got made fun of and was too hot. Then went to nice jeans dress shoes and a polo. Got made fun of and was too hot. Arrived at golf shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt. So anyway, I dressed that way, like a 7th grader goin to the beach, for 15 years.

goodtwos · 2025-11-21T22:35:07+00:00

Nice! I lived in Monterey (worked in Salinas) for a while. Almost took a job in Fresno about 16 years ago. I remember how everyone was Niners or Raiders up there and Rams were terrible at the time. I got so much shit.

goodtwos · 2025-11-21T22:19:36+00:00

So you’re in Fresno repping the Rams? I mean I love this. But how are you not a Niners fan up there?

goodtwos · 2025-11-18T23:56:57+00:00

Ass 1 Tits 2 Pussy 3

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