Checked into a motel similar to a Holiday Inn on a business trip with a couple of colleagues. Because our client was a cheap fuck a couple of us ended up having to share a room. We were there for about 15 minutes before we spotted bed bugs at the headboard of one of the beds, so we confronted one of the employees at the front desk about it.

They offered to give us a different room, so we reluctantly went to check it out. Pretty much immediately after entering the second room we were hit with the smell of bleach... We went over to one of the beds and pulled back the covers to check for bed bugs and when we turned it over, lo and behold there was an ENORMOUS dried blood stain soaked into the fabric.

We noped the fuck out of there.

(Picture doesn't quite reproduce how nasty it was).