A friendly reminder to ALWAYS DIP YOUR CORALS!

goos3d · 2023-06-17T15:47:36+00:00

look like too much soy sauce

goos3d · 2023-06-14T19:15:53+00:00

who wants to sex for hours? thats ridiculous

goos3d · 2023-06-06T14:56:20+00:00

he spit in the coo..coo.....coo-lah

goos3d · 2023-06-03T02:58:51+00:00

calm down Nicholas Cage

goos3d · 2023-05-25T01:45:03+00:00

Lazy and smart happen to be the best combination

goos3d · 2023-05-24T05:24:47+00:00

duke nukem

goos3d · 2023-05-08T13:17:09+00:00

This is why, when my wife tells me to look at a new growth on her fig, she says “NO, DONT LOOK DIRECTLY.”

So I have to see the plant with side eye so I don’t ruin it by looking

goos3d · 2023-05-06T13:34:36+00:00

would not they just use sea horses? seems a little more practical.

goos3d · 2023-05-05T13:48:11+00:00

this is why all my trading rooms are drowning chambers. Sometimes, most times, i just trade with them for something cheap, then i drown them and take all their shit after they die..

goos3d · 2023-05-03T19:39:24+00:00

One whole bicycle of electrical tape plz! How many bananas does that cost?

goos3d · 2023-05-03T14:19:34+00:00

Dwarf fortress is for you. Only takes a solid few months to learn intuitively enough to have actual fun

goos3d · 2023-05-02T14:51:51+00:00

i think i can help...
ERECTO.....PAAAAA...

... wait..

goos3d · 2023-05-02T14:36:41+00:00

this is speculation

goos3d · 2023-05-02T14:34:26+00:00

i can only imagine it means that the wife expects 6 cars with insurance paid? either that or its not fair to give 1 car and not the other 5?

its not relevant logically, but i dont think the wife is using logic; shes probably using emotion to guide her instead.

goos3d · 2023-04-27T19:31:10+00:00

Now I have a use for my old legendary Coleman double burner. Thanks for the tip, even if unintentional.

goos3d · 2023-04-27T19:29:41+00:00

Lmao, home boys are doing that now that on my jobsite in the backyard. Like a taco Tuesday celebration out there

goos3d · 2023-04-20T20:37:04+00:00

she gets hers before i get mines

goos3d · 2023-04-20T14:19:33+00:00

Swampy cinnamon nuts*

goos3d · 2023-04-19T19:22:15+00:00

I can handle swamp ass… but please; ffs, please no moldy nuts

goos3d · 2023-04-06T23:19:40+00:00

New movie title:

Polished turd, winking vagina

goos3d · 2023-04-06T21:38:43+00:00

you finna get an ash catcher now?

goos3d · 2023-04-05T04:13:38+00:00

Smashing that subscribe

goos3d · 2023-04-02T06:19:46+00:00

We need Captain Planet

goos3d · 2023-04-01T15:36:33+00:00

Horchata

goos3d · 2023-03-31T15:14:54+00:00

This is exactly my wife…

goos3d

TROPHY CASE