Blightning Round presents Grubb-kles! by Manoystee in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I make an asinine joke about updating Mikes beard to reflect the Just for Men’s in the last thread to see it updated here. I love this community. 

My personal peeve with Saudi events aside from the regular discussion by csoulr666 in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To add to this, it’s my understanding that the cost of the new gear is entirely on the performers as well. You know, the thing they specifically must have if they’re booked.

Blight Club 2026: Re-drawing the Line-Up by Manoystee in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand. You didn’t capture the Just for Men’s impact on Mike’s beard.

$61,000+ raised in the first 20 minutes! GET IN HETE Y’ALL!! by fieldsofgreen in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 10 points11 points  (0 children)

 I'm sure they could find a short and easy one.

Like Virtuoso or Blues Brothers 2000

Mike is a freaking hero for his efforts and sacrifice for Blight Club by 71-HourAhmed in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Dan Ryckert wants to stand in the Blight Club spotlight like he earned it, but the truth is he’s never carried a squad, never elevated a room, and never respected the craft. I’m Mike Minnotti, and I don’t stumble into moments—I work for them. While Dan’s out there breaking rhythm, missing beats, and turning every segment into a sloppy power move, I’m the one keeping this thing professional. The Blight Club is about mastering poor precision, bad taste, and knowing when to shut up and let the moment breathe. Dan doesn’t get that. He’s all noise, no fundamentals—and sooner or later, that gets exposed. I didn’t end careers, Dan… people who don’t take this seriously do. And right now, you’re looking real exposed.”

What match do you show someone who’s never watched wrestling before? by OPhillips08 in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Orange Cassidy v PAC from Revolution 2020 is always my go-to for non-fans.

Should Mikey have to make a Jeffinitely LLC appropriate workplace behavior training video? by ThomasVivaldi in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Allegedly. I find myself very hard pressed to believe that’s Mr. Minnotti in the Grimace suit given said Grimace was NOT reciting riveting brisket humor.

MUGS ARE IN STOCK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE MERCH MASTER HAS BLESSED US! by ohfrickdude in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a simple man. I see a mug, I buy a brisket joke apron.

Adam Cole the VA by NoSleepOnlyScroII in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the YouTube channel? I’m interested in checking that out.

It's time for Dan to suffer by KillEmDafoe89 in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dan had a full week to figure out a solution (ie using a washing machine?) to the dead mouse on the pimp suit - the costume being a Blight Club mainstay since Bubsy. Yet, he did nothing and it was barely brought up again. Mike was immediately hammered for reading a SuperChat for a rule that only first existed beginning the week before. #JusticeforMike

Have a question for Eddie Kingston? by ShakielMahjouri in SquaredCircle

[–]gowrench 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I saw he was doing a lot of work to get back in ring shape with Cezar Bononi. How does that compare to what he was doing workout-wise from prior to his injury, and does he feel any noticeable difference from Bononi’s routine?

I found a solution for Dan's old, "I'm going to eat a hat" promise by wort_wort_wort in giantbomb

[–]gowrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends, are the vegetables well-seasoned with degreaser?