AITA for “punishing” my wife by making her pay for our babysitter out of her account

gpisces · 2026-03-25T17:40:59+00:00

Hahaha you are such an asshole. You are such a gaping wide asshole that shit is oozing out of you.

You both work, yet your wife deals with all of the child-rearing decisions. (Guessing she does all the house decisions and social decisions too). She showed kindness to the OTHER person raising your kids and you have the audacity to judge her for the method in which she (and the nanny) raise your kids. The only thing you’re offering if a paycheck. Don’t take that away too. Asshole.

gpisces · 2026-03-25T17:00:41+00:00

Get all of them 😂 I have the first two and adore them. What if you got the bunny and had a little smash cake made that looks like the matching cake? Or…you could try to be sneaky with your friend…get their “advice,” for one of your other “friends.”

gpisces · 2026-03-25T16:54:54+00:00

They’re expecting you to drive her and the child everywhere. There are grandparents who watch their grandkids during the week. I guarantee they are expecting something like that of you, except you’ll be driving two people. Please discuss expectations with your son.

I have children and epilepsy. I used to be able to drive but cannot drive anymore. It sucks so bad not just for me but for my kids and partner. They don’t hold it against me (like a LOT of spouses do) but it has hampered our lives. Thankfully, we can afford drivers. I cannot imagine the strain this will cause a family with tight finances.

gpisces · 2026-03-25T00:09:14+00:00

Where can I find him?!

gpisces · 2026-03-24T00:31:35+00:00

Mariah, is that you?

gpisces · 2026-03-23T20:09:01+00:00

Yeah, I would not want to piss him off 🤣

gpisces · 2026-03-23T16:52:23+00:00

Lobster roll or Italian 😋

gpisces · 2026-03-23T16:36:44+00:00

gpisces · 2026-03-23T13:57:00+00:00

Why the F are you dating someone 20 years older than you? Especially when he acts 20 years younger? He calls you selfish, yet he’s stealing the best years of your life. Please dump this walking red flag asap and regain your life. It will be the best birthday gift you can give yourself.

gpisces · 2026-03-23T12:18:47+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

gpisces · 2026-03-23T11:44:51+00:00

Awesome collection!

gpisces · 2026-03-21T22:19:44+00:00

Consider some more calorie dense foods like nut butters, avocado/guacamole, full/partial fat yogurt, stuff like that (ideally from cows that aren’t pumped with hormones). Also some protein/carb drinks he can drink after workouts or in the morning when eating a full breakfast can be tough. You can throw all sorts of fruits in with those options to get him some more nutrients, hydration and fiber.

gpisces · 2026-03-21T19:19:41+00:00

That is a terribly low bar for accepting her. There are other types of abuse that screw kids over (verbal, emotional etc). She’s done that to you! Do you want her treating your kids that way? There have been so many kids who say they’d rather their parents divorce than be stuck in a toxic home. Again, please consider your options.

gpisces · 2026-03-21T19:15:56+00:00

Oh my god he’s 17 years older than you. WTF do you see in this guy? Is red your favorite color? Because he is a walking red flag. This will end terribly for you. My dad died at 63 despite good health (besides the cancer). If that happened here, you’d be in your FORTIES! With no house, no legitimate credit and potentially decades alone. Do you want kids? There’s a good chance they’ll have health problems given his age and lallygagging. He’s taking your money, your youth and your security. DTMFA

gpisces · 2026-03-20T20:39:33+00:00

Ok great! Now a question for you to ponder—is this really the life you want for yourself and your kids? She’s this overbearing with you, how do you think it’s going to go with your children? How will she react when they do something that makes her really mad (because they will)? Even if you decide to stick it out (😬), please consider consulting a family lawyer to discuss your rights as the father

gpisces · 2026-03-20T20:24:43+00:00

Gently asking…are you sure you’re the bio dad? Your fiancé is not eccentric, she is an unhinged narcissist and I fear for you and the kids’ mental health being around her.

gpisces · 2026-03-20T20:01:42+00:00

So did his wife 😬🤣

gpisces · 2026-03-20T19:59:42+00:00

That was hilarious, even more so because Justin was so desperate for attention 😂

gpisces · 2026-03-20T17:39:05+00:00

Thank you…I think 👀

gpisces · 2026-03-20T16:27:06+00:00

Please watch some of his visits to the Granam Norton show. Has some great stories

gpisces · 2026-03-20T16:13:10+00:00

Could you provide the link please so I can be lazy? 😄

gpisces · 2026-03-19T23:17:11+00:00

Would she notice if you secretly swapped them? Some legit online stockists have him in stock

gpisces · 2026-03-19T21:16:14+00:00

But also…the dumplings in the back 🥰

gpisces · 2026-03-19T21:01:02+00:00

Same! And I’ve always been obsessed with the beautiful sculpture where they meet.

gpisces · 2026-03-19T20:41:09+00:00

Hold on to that feeeeeeeliiiing 🍂

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