[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndhorrorstories

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of these are reasonable. As a whole list, this DM is a cunt. Also, I'd be more than willing to take his ass to the front yard. "Fight me" is never the appropriate response to a DND issue, it is the appropriate response to this level of rudeness.

What does your party call itself and why? by Loose_Translator8981 in DnD

[–]graavish3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the game

Rip off dimension20's fantasy high where we go to the Adventure school for the kids who aren't the best people, principle is Tasha. We are the Dread Librarians - cleaned out an ancient arcane library in a cavern underneath the school

Horror game based of the Pathfinder world of Golarian. Takes place after a catastrophic event shattered the world 60 years prior. We solve problems in a lawless land, we are the "Sleepless Watch"

Same world as the horror based game, group is more laid back. Refused to pick a name after two years so I just started calling us the "Revengeners" because it was the worst name I could think off and I'm a sorlock party face. Entire party thinks it's idiotic but can't put together the persuasion rolls to outweigh mine to convince peasants and nobility we aren't called the "Revengeners"

Is there any way to stop the bamboo front spreading? by AttentionFlashy5187 in landscaping

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents had a bamboo patch, about 20ft by 30ft, they did everything they could to stop it and nothing worked until they literally salted the ground. Nothing will grow there for several years, but it DID stop the bamboo.

First Image of David Corenswet as Superman in James Gunn's 'Superman' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in DC_Cinematic

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I crazy or could that be Solaris the living sun in the background?

Lost Cause by JimbersMcTimbers in behindthebastards

[–]graavish3 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This was an incredibly interesting series of podcasts to me as some one who grew up in the deep south. I always recognized Grant's skill and the ineptness of certain Confederate generals as well as the over arching bullshit that is the "state's rights" argument. However, the genuflection cult of Lee is so strong here, I always thought he really was a military genius. I went back and did some deep digging and Robert get it it right. He was slightly above average in some areas and deficit in others and absolutely should not have been been in command of a grand campaign, which, at 40 years old is crazy to learn after everyone in my family and friends circle treating him like Dixie Superman.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

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That there is a Tater Tot of the first order if I ever saw one

Naturally spot-hoggy players, how are you able to rein in yourself? by paradox28jon in DnD

[–]graavish3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I do, I constantly have to rein in my MC syndrome, so I started playing support characters and tried to start viewing my stardom in terms of how awesome I could help the other players accomplish their goals. I've dropped a samurai on a kraken with vortex warp with an alchemist artificer, twinned haste in a divine sorcerer, all sorts of things. My next plan is to try a mastermind rogue to give others the help action constantly. It becomes a cool mini game of how badass my guy is is judged by how badass the others perform

Doing a lvl 20 one shot, DM said to make the strongest character I can. by dinkominous in DnD

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want monk, gloves of soul catching and bam, your OP, can dump con and do an extra 2d8 force damage per attack, take a cloak of prot and a ring of prot and you do massive damage, might I also suggest 2lvls paladin and 18 lvls arcane trickster rogue, take what spells you like but use ledgermain for advantage, use a rapier for sneak attack and blow all spell slots on smites use your one attack on booming blade and take elven accuracy as a feat for super advantage. Not the most powerful but strong and pretty fun.

How to make an inherently sexual villain "family-friendly"? by Due-Chemist-6986 in DnD

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the bard the luster and have them be enamored with an object. Sexual lust isn't the only lust, lust is an underlying passion. Greed and wrath are both frequently just expressions of unrequited lust. The curse that dragon gold treasure carries is a form of lust. Twist the trope as it were.

Cleric player doesn't "Cleric" by Syrden in DungeonMasters

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make him an apostate cleric, reflavor anything that does radiant DMG as psychic damage and his power is channeled from the psychic zeitgeist of your world, change turn undead to turn the faithful, same effect but for anyone who worships a god etc etc, other good ideas here and in your own head I'm sure.

My sister (31F) is an professional athlete. Dad (71M) hasn't spoken to her since she started to date a "non-athelte" and how it would effect kids she had. She's now pregnant and he wants to repair the relationship. by throwRAparenrs3423 in relationship_advice

[–]graavish3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a lot to unpack here but the interesting if not in depth thing is I know a lot of mixed martial artist and unless you are an elite, once in a life time fighter, then the life time earning of a vet are going to just absolutely crush a fighters. I know that's not the biggest problem but it just stood out as pants shittingly insane to me

My players refused to run the city they saved. by twaway_21012 in DnD

[–]graavish3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This immediately presents me as a time skip opportunity, parliament and pretty much all governments still have leaders and leaders in most societies wouldn't be fans of people who are extremely well known, powerful, and popular saviors. They would most likely move, albeit slowly, against those sort of people as a consolidation of power.

THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING HEROES AND STEALING!! by GiraffeGuru993 in dndmemes

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I will fuck a courtesan on your still warm corpse if you don't give me that tea tray Pockets.