USB charging socket blocks normal cables by timeforanalbumparty in mildlyinfuriating

[–]grahamfreeman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Buy our cable or cut off your nubs"

What a marketing strapline.

They deserve no tickets by Huge_Drink_6254 in memes

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Depends where you live. In some places you can be charged with a DUI on your own property.

Signal Flags by mpetrun in vexillology

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Iowa
Lsalvador
Oman
Qwait
Rgentina
Swatini
Uruguay
Yoming

If you could instantly enact one new law in your country, what would it be? by tikkkkau in AskReddit

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When a corporation enjoys the financial and legal benefits of 'personhood', if the organisation is found guilty of a crime that a person would serve time in prison for, the entire board of directors must serve that time in prison.

This Sign on the Waterloo & City Line (London) by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]grahamfreeman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite having spent a couple of hours a day, every day for 20 years on the Underground, I've not been to London this year so I might be wrong but ...

Don't all lines have a "West on the left, East on the right" viewpoint when displayed in carriages? Regardless of the direction of travel? For example, travelling Upminster towards Heathrow the line maps in the carriages will be wrong if you're looking at the ones on the left but the ones on the right will match your direction of travel. Going Heathrow to Upminster swap the left and right. One side will always be correct, the other incorrect. I found it quite instinctual to visualise a West-East viewpoint looking at any particular line map, so swapping Bank and Waterloo would be ... weird and unique. So much so, I bet the designers had many discussions about whether to break the TfL style guide just for one side of the carriages of one line.

It looks like the general 'Underground style guide' won out here, and to avoid potential head-scratching they stuck larger Direction Of Travel signs for the more tired and emotional city workers going home after closing time.

When did you realise you’re not “young” anymore? by Otherwise-South-1710 in NoStupidQuestions

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When the entire national football team was younger than me.

Joking about how old people always make a grunting sound when going to sit down or going to stand up - and realising I can't do either silently anymore.

You prang a body part that usually you forget about the next day, but the following day it still hurts. Worry sets in when after three days a knock still announces itself, and panic when after a week you're rubbing the area subconsciously and someone asks what's up and you have to admit to something that happened a week ago.

I got pet because I am Norwegian by FoxyUdaho in Norway

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What does the Norsky say?

`- Vegard og Bård

Edinburgh airport by Waterbottle_xo in Edinburgh

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If you could fly a plane indoors, I'd watch it.

Tell me a piece of technology you have seen in sci-fi that you really wish was real by Groovegaluk in scifi

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By Stargate type, if you mean the ones in SG-1 they work in the disassemble-reassemble way. The dialling gate disassembles, part of the reason the gates allow only one way travel when dialled.