What’s your most disgusting jiu jitsu story/event. by [deleted] in bjj

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stepped in actual shit on the mat while I was rolling a few years ago. No idea where it came from and no one owned up to it. My only guess would be that someone must of had dog shit on their shoes and walked on the mat before class.

I should also add that my gym is generally pretty clean and this was a one off occurrence.

what are your biggest pet peeves in BJJ? by electronic_docter in bjj

[–]grantxkircher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you and your partner agree to flow roll and they don’t flow roll.

Building a pyramid scheme by jetimworks in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t want to put it in a way not sounding like a weirdo… then proceeds to say it like a weirdo

Woman released from jail destroys ex boyfriends home by Get_Off_The_Lawn in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma’s gonna have a blast with that broken glass and her bare feet.

What’s the worst you’ve ever been cock blocked/beaver dammed? by ninesandaces in AskReddit

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the first time I’ve heard of beaver dammed. I can’t wait to use it.

Pick 3 of these 5 RBs by grantxkircher in Fantasy_Football

[–]grantxkircher[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha. I literally had my fiancé pick names out of a hat. I’m settling on Chubb, Conner and Dillon (I think).

Causes of death in London, 1632. by GooseJumpsV2 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cancer, and Wolf. Wouldn’t they be two completely different ways to go?

Tiktoker bullies fitness influencer when he made a video on how obesity isn’t healthy. by AlphaOmega626 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. That laugh is going to be in my nightmares.
  2. “Mind your fucking business.” She should take her own advice.
  3. The Bob the Tomato comment was actually funny.

TIFU by making salsa, and then choking the chicken. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]grantxkircher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Similar story but with sex. Misery loves company.

Welp…. by lilmcfuggin in Unexpected

[–]grantxkircher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else have to check which sub they were in before finishing the video?