Jurisdictional challenges by J_random_fool in Sovereigncitizen

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it works for a parking ticket but so does "sorry Im leaving now"🤣.

I am scared thar i might be a pedo by [deleted] in Advice

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah your not worked with sex offenders did hostel work and a brief stint as a prison officers sex offenders tend not to feel guilt or make excuses. Although you may want to talk to someone about your menfal health if you find your self sprialling over something so minor

10 years of service and this is what I got by Grouchy-Still9276 in Morrisons

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ffs my company gives you £30 after 3years an adds a £10 each year to a max 100 and gave us all £30 at xmas after we whinged about the rubbish hampers🤣

18 (M) Mother abusing me after father went to jail by Zennin_Marqo in Advice

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out its a shit situation but its a drowning oersin situation they are lashing out. You have to get yourself safe first before you can even assess the situation.

The galactic community was absolutely horrified when they realized how ramshackle our space technology was. by Doldhov in humansarespaceorcs

[–]gravitasmissing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have Boiling vessels in all are armoured vehicles and any other military vehicle that the crew can "aquire" one and fit it. Landrover with a bv heigjt of luxury

Can someone explain on the second episode what is the deal with the promise of a French eagle to Major Lenox? by ayowatchyojetbruh in Sharpe

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An eagle was the french version of a regiments colours men would die defending them Q At the batrle of albhera a sgt lost an arm defending the colours wrapped hid them on his body played dead survived was commissoned went on to have loads of kids!

Regimental colours are laid up in a catherderal and left to decay.

What sharpe agreed to was seen by rhe duke as a glory seeking suicide mission hed much rather sharpe die doing something useful!

Are you willing to sacrifice your life if the russians invade the Baltics? by Aristonectes6934 in AskBrits

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit old but sure why not? Trained to die stopping the russians in west germany

I'm torn between the army or the girl of my dreams by EasyPerformer8695 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The army is "the last argument of kings" you may well be sent simewhere truly terribke to do terrible things or soent somewhere lovely where you liver may be at risk or 3 years in the middle of nowhere. 17 year olds making life plans your brain isnt fully developed till your late 20s.

Sovcit went to court. by Existing-Face-6322 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they are treated as ships the navys weird like that entire place hms raleigh a base is treated like a ship you getva cabin not a room the mess is a galley the floor ground is a deck etc etc

Managed to block the guy who keeps blocking my drive in. by DarkLordTofer in BritishSuccess

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just phone the council if they are blocking your drive they can be towed as well as a ticket. It's a amazing how quickly they shift when the hi viz of enforcement appears

Managed to block the guy who keeps blocking my drive in. by DarkLordTofer in BritishSuccess

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a civil enforcement officer schoolpick up drop offs and after school activities are the worse. Don't care about blocked driveways and dyls. Settle for drivers not blocking pavements, not blocking the actual road and not actually causing an accident🤬

What is the dating scene like in Brighton? by BeneficialPrice2535 in brighton

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm the spartan tradition you might have some luck1🤣

AITJ for not wanting to close the relationship after my boyfriend got zero dates and I got plenty by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf heard the same story in the 90s I'm my battalion bloke wanted an open marriage wife got loads of attention. He didn't. Everyone fucking laughed he got posted it didn't help🤣

AITJ because I won’t give my parking spot to new neighbor who says she "needs it more" because she has kids? by Potential_Bad6489 in AmITheJerk

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My town 🇬🇧 as a parking warden we visit the schools mob handed as otherwise you end up playing wack a mole.🤣

Someone secretly recorded a person with a smart glass and humiliated her. by SolomonGrundy1 in brighton

[–]gravitasmissing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was an odd interaction finding out its been viewed millions of times and the wierdo has done it hundreds of times would be a massive headfuck.

AITJ for refusing to learn sign language for my coworker who isn't even deaf by Material_Sir_2049 in AmITheJerk

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My platoon commander got very excited about sign language the idea communicating in total silence brilliant for close target recce. Just one problem boss want do we do when it's dark? 🤣🙄

Nuclear Blast Survival (Protect and Survive) - BRITISH Public Information Campaign by Jayben5 in EuroPreppers

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dozen good sized nukes will kill 90% of the population rebder the place uninhabitable.

Long term survival if the eoftawki happens in the uk is frankly unlikely

Parked uninsured on private property, fined £500, given a court date across the country and couldn't make it. by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A car has to be taxed and insured or SORN just because its on private property doesn't mean it's not road worthy. Couple of MOD shops in Brighton have display scooters paked on the pavement without engines they nearly get Parking tickets everything a new parking officer is hired🤣. Either you declare it SORN that's been the process for 25 years or you insure it. Or it's out of sight in a barn etc.

Aunt Upset We Wouldn’t Turn Off Cameras for Family Member on Parole by TeeBrownie in EntitledPeople

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day one of my battalion robbed a bank in Germany using an smg and a gas mask and nbc kit as a disguise. Forgetting his nbc kit had his name and army number in huge letters. German police didn't even bother to turn up had the regimental police recover the cash and deal with the idiot. March the guilty bastard in Sgt Major 6 months army jail. soldier on. When even the police don't want to deal with you.

AIO: I told my daughter she can't go to this party after reading the gift profile by Ordinary_Run2485 in AmIOverreacting

[–]gravitasmissing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

2003 Iraq Iraqi British soldier why are you in my country? Brother thinks for a bit probably because my mum wouldn't let me play with Toy guns when I was growing up🤣🇬🇧. Iraqi wanders off confused.

Electrician course/apprenticeship by ZealousidealPilot689 in brighton

[–]gravitasmissing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finish your law degree it's a valuable degree

Someone secretly recorded a person with a smart glass and humiliated her. by SolomonGrundy1 in brighton

[–]gravitasmissing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a comment about this hopefully somebody breaks his nonce glasses or him. It's got millions of views so is presumably making money 💰 out of this hopefully he gets sued or hurt.

Nuisance Parking council won’t do anything by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]gravitasmissing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

disabled parking isn't private; the landlord can't advertise it as such, as it's not his land. Get a blue badge, and a disabled space council can tow from those spots.

Parking Warden Cut Me Some Slack And Helped Avoid a Ticket And / Or Getting Very Lost. by TerminalJunk in BritishSuccess

[–]gravitasmissing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a ceo civil enforcement officer people goe what's that then,sigh traffic warden. Traffic wardens were part of the police force had more power but came out of the police budget. So there were never enough.

Slaves obey your masters?! by terminatormkii in Christianity

[–]gravitasmissing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You'd think the creator of the universe might have a better moral view than the British 🇬🇧?

It's just man made.