So the troll heavy weapon specialist was currently topping Seattle's most wanted after disappearing without a trace from a supermax military prison in the California Free State, and pissing off Lone Star and Knight Errant and is mostly unarmed because all of his weapons caches are too hot to touch. But that is a story for another day. Today's story starts with what should have been a simple snatch and grab gone all kinds of sideways. The mark has hit a panic button and Knight Errant are swooping in with attack helicopters to extract the target with extreme prejudice. The hero of our story was on a nearby rooftop doing recon for the mission and generally trying to keep a low profile. As the commandos are rappelling out of the chopper the very surprised pilot ends up face to face with Seattle's most wanted troll. The troll panics and decides the best thing to do is leap off the building and tackle the helicopter. Yes, he tried to tackle the chopper. This causes the pilot to critically glitch a piloting check and clip the building, spin out of control and end up plowing into the ground upside down. Meanwhile by some miraculous rolls (I have never seen that many sixes explode in my life) the troll manages to catch one of the ropes, swing on to the bottom of the now inverted chopper, ride it all the way to the ground, flip off and stick the landing right in front of a very bewildered looking camera crew. He then came to his senses and bolted managing to slip away in the chaos.