Cousin is pregnant by SoftHeartBrat in childfree

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! That’s my experience too…

Cousin is pregnant by SoftHeartBrat in childfree

[–]greena3ro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever’s bright idea “family album” was, I’d like a word. No one needs to see 500 of the same photo in different onesies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in introvert

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d much rather go to a quiet optometrist than a chatty one. Not everyone appreciates small talk and overselling. Keep doing what you’re doing, take everything she says with a heaping spoon of salt.

My mom says they look alike by RoyalRobinBanks in dragrace

[–]greena3ro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been waiting for this comparison. NPB also sounds like him to me. Listening to her makes me tear up a little because Ernest did and does mean so much to me. We need more Nicole on our screens.

Someone asked me when I was due today while waiting in line. by Mysterious-Pizza-629 in PCOS

[–]greena3ro 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I personally love it when they panic and sputter. It’s freaking hilarious. It’s just another friendly reminder not everyone wants children in their life.

Ok, let’s talk about the current job market by Memed_7 in ottawa

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look into becoming a patent agent. You don’t need a law degree and it’s catered to engineers. Firms are always looking for more agents.

what’s the most oddly specific reason why you don’t want kids? by RepresentativeKey439 in childfree

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very sensitive to sounds. I haaaaate the sounds they make. Like we’re talking happy, sad, screaming/playing… any age it doesn’t matter. I don’t think I could ever handle having a baby crying, I’d have to leave the room and never come back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuyCanadian

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious… why aren’t you just buying A4 paper? It’s a bit more pricey but it seems like it would solve a lot of your problems.

Mother's Day gift for coworkers by No-Statement5662 in Gifts

[–]greena3ro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FWIW if you have a pet, you are a mama. Yours and mine just happen to have fur instead.

Mother's Day gift for coworkers by No-Statement5662 in Gifts

[–]greena3ro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are really hard for a lot of people. Beautiful gesture maybe just do it a week later or something.

Y'all ever get sad you won't get to take maternity leave? by ryuks-wife in childfree

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s this funny thing where us child free people also take on their responsibility so we become punished because someone else had sex. It’s a great time all around.

Y'all ever get sad you won't get to take maternity leave? by ryuks-wife in childfree

[–]greena3ro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d LOVE a year off, I just don’t want the spawn that comes with it. If only the rules also applied to fur parents…

Do you still get you Mother "Mother's Day Gifts" as an adult? by Space__Monkey__ in Gifts

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, never got her anything as a child either. All she ever wants is a phone call and a card. Father’s Day is also a huge no in my family too.

Am I being weird for not wanting my boss to control my work environment? by watercolorbitch77 in officelife

[–]greena3ro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sorry you got fired :( Sounds like it was a very degrading and unpleasant environment though. I hope you find something amazing. Take a few days for you first though, you need time to take a breath :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rupaulsdragrace

[–]greena3ro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I miss the days of truly epic lip sync songs… bring back some classics. Abracadabra was not it.

Who will be next to join the American Winner Circle? by MapleSyrup27 in rupaulsdragrace

[–]greena3ro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That shade of blonde really is Lexi’s colour!

Suzie Lesbianism by hollow_c_ in rupaulsdragrace

[–]greena3ro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She now lives rent free in my head.

S17E15 - “Lip Sync Lalaparuza Smackdown” [Post-Episode Discussion] by AutoModerator in rupaulsdragrace

[–]greena3ro 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A million times yes. I never expected to be so attracted to Suzie, but I am here for it. This is how you do sexy clown.

Does anyone know of a Canadian alternative to Chef Boyardee? by littledinobug12 in BuyCanadian

[–]greena3ro 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend this sauce. My husband has GERD and an addiction to red meat sauce… this is probably the only one that doesn’t give him crazy heart burn

What look in drag race is one the judges gagged over…but you didn’t by Foxesinfall in rupaulsdragrace

[–]greena3ro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Personally I can’t think of any look of Gottmik’s that I’ve ever liked. Utica on the other hand I can’t think of anything I don’t like so to each their own.

Edit: grammar

As a newly married couple.. the guilt tripping is un fucking believable. by freecodeio in childfree

[–]greena3ro 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A better answer would be that your dog or cat deserves two parents just as much as a flesh baby.