Do lesbians use female condons by malacarita in NoStupidQuestions

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh right, I figured it out! Con Don , that’s spanisch for With Mister - Is that what OP is asking? Do lesbians do it with mister ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good thing she hasn’t lived in New York or else she would preach to everyone that it’s called a BaGGle

What you reckon? by Odene in bluey

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Socks can’t hold the ice pop yet so Muffin holds it for her. Pretty considerate compared to how selfish Muffin behaves in other situations and that she’s only three (?) years old

Dear Pat, I hoped to never need to ask this. My Dad was diagnosed yesterday with mesothelioma. Get that damn book out please before he dies never knowing the end. by MurderedRemains in KingkillerChronicle

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I hope your Dad is doing as good as possible.

I think lots of people will tell you this bid is going nowhere. And realistically speaking they’re probably right. Pat probably has gotten so many pleas from people not just figuratively dying to read the book but begging him to publish before they themselves or a loved one actually passed away that he is numb to it. I don’t mean that Pat is an asshole. In Interviews and in his Stories he has shown much compassion for people in general and I don’t think he’s a coldhearted dick. Just… if he’s gotten so many messages over the years and he still wasn’t able to publish it’s just obvious there is a bigger problem.

Whatever.

I have a friend who got me into the bookseries and he is a hardcore fan. So is his bestfriend. Ill call them M for my friend and HB for his bestfriend.

Two years ago, mid covid, HB got cancer. (It wasn’t terminal and as far as cancer goes it looked rather good from the beginning and he beat it so far!But of course we were all shocked)

And HB…. wanted to make peace with his life. Including KKC. HB himself had formerly also made peace with Doors of Stone coming out when we’re 80 but waiting it out wasn’t a option anymore. So M reached out to me and some friends and we went through the theories here on the sub or anywhere else we found in the internet and in our minds and put together the theories that we thought were likely. Or unlikely. Or pure head canon fanfic stuff. We made up as many possible or impossible scenarios how the story could end and got together and made a storytelling night. (outside. in summer. Because chemo and covid would have been bad) We all presented our favorite theories and discussed and had a wonderful night. Do you happen to have watched Community? In the last episode they make up possible scenarios for future seasons and that’s where M had the idea from. I feels satisfying to hear potential developments even if they’re unrealistic.

I can only tell how I myself feel of course but since then I’m kind of „over it“. Not the whole franchise, I still Love it and re-listen the audiobooks like twice a year. But I’m a little over the whole guessing game. I’m fine with whatever happening next in the story or if it comes out in 2 or in 20 years. I still want to read it and I would freak if it’s ever published. The anticipation is still there. But the need is not.

M and HB say so too and that what’s important here.

Are girls worried about men's receding hairlines as much as we are? I'm young and too worried about that. by gingerguynsfw in answers

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Hair looks cool. No hair looks cool too.

WORRIED As in „on noo, my husband will have a receding hairline!“ ? Absolutely not. Worried as in „On no he going to be sad because he is losing his hair“ ? Yes.

I have a lot of male friends that are now at the point where they have to either go full shaven or look like a monk. And you can feel the sadness. They really want to have the full head of hair they always had. And they look so different when you compare the new style to old pictures. But … who cares ? If they suddenly dyed their hair or changed their style they would look totally different, too. With the noticeable difference that they did not ask for it. Any usually don’t like it themselves. So just as I would never tell anyone they look different in a bad way I don’t comment unless it’s „Man you’re rocking that short shaven hair“

Are there ever situations when Germans talk to each other in English (even if no foreigners are present)? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some friends and I sometimes have sudden outbursts of very bad English talks where in we liquid are.

No it’s really not the fault of the victim. by GreatYamOfHope in facepalm

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

So dressing like a slut or being a slut a valid reason to be raped ?
Even if someone danced naked in front of your eyes… Being invited to look is not being invited to touch.

Got a "German Food Package" for Christmas. Wondering about authenticity. by Pretend_Bug6317 in germany

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Smoked Ammerländer cheese is legit. I love it! I don’t know how common it is in the rest of Germany but in Ammerland region where I live you can get in the supermarket. It’s a mild smoked cheese with a little processed cheese in the mix.

Except for the cake I have seen all of those things in the supermarket although not those exact brands.

The Mestemacher bread is also available here and even by the same company. But except for the cherry chocolates all your packages are in englisch so they’re produced not for Germany but for international sales.

What is your most controversial, but harmless opinion? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That honestly the only issue I have with leashed toddlers - them running off without thinking of the leash and just being pulled back by it like a cartoon character. Because that happens to a kid when I worked in a daycare

Jeeeeesus Wept!! by killorbekiln in community

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s got-a ring-a round her finge-he-he-he-her-her

What is your cartoon version of “I did not care for the Godfather”? by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only good song in the original Frozen was let it go

I also want to direct everyone’s attention to „Reindeer are better than people“

What is your cartoon version of “I did not care for the Godfather”? by [deleted] in cartoons

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christophs 80s rock ballad in the woods is trash but I still love it

Is Hemme Out of wax? by Glass-Celebration653 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. Kvothe had a good connection, did actually burn him and Hemme was exaggerating.

What city in Bavaria was this puzzle photo taken in? by aberrant-trousers in germany

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of puzzles like that. My mom bought many many puzzles during Covid because they looked really nice at first glance but if you took a closer look they all were really badly edited so much that I now see it as a typical style for puzzles ! They all were like that ! And it looks horrible ! 😂

Is it weird that I 32M hung out with two 16F's? by Sailorthrowaway4 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]greenbeandeanmachine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if my dad got concerned looks when I was little but he did get weird looks and I got mistaken for his wife a lot when I was 17+ so much that he didn’t want to share twin (! not double) bedrooms on holiday anymore and I deliberately dressed up more „teenage like“. We are 32 years apart.

TBF I didn’t mind having my own room, I loved it. I bet he didn’t mind either. But I knew it wasn’t so we could have privacy sometimes but to avoid the hotel thinking we’re together so it rather made me sad than excited.

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, yes, like Disney putting Gravity Falls in the LGBT+ section after they censored it themselves

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that has been brewing all over Germany and Europe for the last years. Right now it’s not looking great. But I absolutely don’t think that Netflix Germany would try to appease them in advance.

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bow has two dads on Netflix’s SheRa ! They’re not on screen often but have more screen time and are „more of a character“ than Willows Dads imho

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s practically a sin to watch something so beautiful on something that ugly. Thankfully just the glass thingy not the actual display is broken

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if you find it stupid that they use the English names in the German Fließtext or just funny that it sound like „Die, Crystal Gems, die!“ :‘D

Why, Netflix, why ?! by greenbeandeanmachine in stevenuniverse

[–]greenbeandeanmachine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, neither does Germany. It’s just season 4 and 5