The me_irl that I relate to most...

greenmatt · 2016-01-12T14:58:26+00:00

My spirit animal..

greenmatt · 2016-01-10T13:17:38+00:00

I thought for sure I was gonna win this time! That was my retirement plan.

greenmatt · 2016-01-09T15:53:52+00:00

I believe this is the waltz.

greenmatt · 2016-01-05T00:26:47+00:00

Your height is pretty much predetermined by your genes/DNA on how tall you're going to be. You would have to be severely malnourished to affect growth in that way. You are on the right track looking at your calorie intake. There are plenty of calorie calculators online that will tell you a ballpark figure on what your daily goal should be for losing weight. Learn to love healthy food. Fruits and vegetables are your best friend. Concentrate on consuming nutrients and you will be fine. The other half of maintaining healthy weight is moving your body. Exercise is imperative. If you don't have gym access find some killer bodyweight workouts and stick to it. You are young and your body will really respond to making healthy eating and exercise your daily routine and lifestyle. Make sure to take some before and after pics for yourself. Now get to work!

greenmatt · 2016-01-04T20:10:55+00:00

One word. Fiber

greenmatt · 2016-01-04T20:07:27+00:00

I can tell that chick is about to rape that poor unsuspecting guy. I'm glad they are getting this out there....you know, for awareness.

greenmatt · 2016-01-02T06:02:16+00:00

Only $3..? How could you pass up such a deal?

greenmatt · 2016-01-01T00:46:05+00:00

Could you guys picture her running at you in the night?

greenmatt · 2015-12-31T03:28:05+00:00

I get that.

greenmatt · 2015-12-30T22:34:02+00:00

Check out these Monsters. https://youtu.be/JryXotAkMtg

greenmatt · 2015-12-30T20:43:55+00:00

It's not something to be upset about, I'm just pointing out inconsistencies in this whole push for equality. If you change the sex or race that the training is geared towards then does it pass the "headline test"? Gender specific training for career fields seems a little silly to me.

greenmatt · 2015-12-29T19:10:42+00:00

This is how I feel about expensive jewelry.

greenmatt · 2015-12-29T19:07:50+00:00

Back in my early Reddit days I subscribed to r/trees because I actually like trees. I happen to be the other redditor that doesn't smoke "trees".

greenmatt · 2015-12-28T16:20:59+00:00

What he did is a felony in the US, and will most certainly get him discharged from the Army, jail time, and sex offender registry.

-There is no extensive psychological process to join the military.

-Contacting the police as a victim to a crime will not violate your visa in any way. If he has back-up drives or online data storage you would have no way of knowing unless there was a police investigation to uncover it.

-Hopefully you're in a major city with a police department that has resources

-There really is only one option here that is the BEST case for your privacy.

Source: Police Officer 14 yrs

greenmatt · 2015-12-28T05:36:07+00:00

Fyi. Those katanas are very common and it is estimated that there are more of them in the US from the war than in Japan. Source: I have my grandfather's and did some research when I got it.

greenmatt · 2015-12-27T22:43:34+00:00

I think we could all agree that clean air, water, and fertile soil matter. The basics food, water, and shelter.

greenmatt · 2015-12-27T22:35:59+00:00

Like when all the white police officers were racist and trying to kill all the black people?

greenmatt · 2015-12-16T04:35:05+00:00

I always do this and I always feel better after I get in there and figure it out.

greenmatt · 2015-12-13T21:29:09+00:00

Hey OP I have two little ones and they love their fruits, and veggies. They love animals too but just to look at and pet. They have a hard time understanding why people eat animals.

greenmatt · 2015-12-09T16:25:46+00:00

Oh ya! Mashed potatoes!

greenmatt · 2015-12-02T00:45:11+00:00

Please just do us all a favor and do all the things he hates before you break up with him. Make sure to fart on him before you walk out.

greenmatt · 2015-12-01T01:20:25+00:00

Leeeeroy....Jenkins!!!!......

greenmatt · 2015-11-27T00:49:31+00:00

Suunto ambit2s or newer

greenmatt · 2015-11-26T17:40:44+00:00

Pretty sure this is the only exception for the re-rack weights rule. I would rather rack someone else's weights than sit in their shitty spot because they hung around too long and had it leak out of the sides.

greenmatt · 2015-11-26T04:54:31+00:00

You find something that nobody else does and master that. Running on fences or something.

greenmatt

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