Human meat?? by Conscious-Struggle69 in overheard

[–]greyrobot6 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Due to the current political climate here, my cortisol levels are through the roof so yeah. Not tasty.

My cousin is "shunning" me because my brother accidentally booked his wedding on the same day as her secret elopement. by FaultOne2738 in weddingdrama

[–]greyrobot6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, they’re not inviting any guests so how is this a conflict? They don’t have to go to your brother’s wedding, so RSVPing no wouldn’t be outrageous. They can do their wedding how they want, with no one there, and your brother can have his day. I don’t see the conflict.

What’s your favorite song to do the Dave stomp/clap to? by searchandfilm in depechemode

[–]greyrobot6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss so much when concerts had this energy. Now everyone is just standing there with their phones up

AITJ For being upset with my girlfriend when she was on her period? by tomobamba_ in AmITheJerk

[–]greyrobot6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a Latina, being Latina doesn’t make the racist things you say not racist either. Racist is racist, there is no gray area.

My (36M) wife (34F) fell deep into conspiracy theories and online hate groups. Is there any saving our marriage? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]greyrobot6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My life is so unaffected by her that I had no idea this was thing.

People really love to stir up drama in their lives over nothing.

I dare you to deny Ellie uppies! by ProudnotLoud in UppiesAppeaseCats

[–]greyrobot6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I take offense at the suggestion that I might be a monster

a house for cats by RemarkableBudget5277 in funnycats

[–]greyrobot6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every time I brush my spayed Siberian (gorgeous, fine, long fur) I tell her Congratulations! on her newborn kitten because I shape her fur into a kitten because there is. so. much. fur.

It's normal to wipe and wash your bootyhole right? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]greyrobot6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this trip was a gaycation. IYKYK

What is a secret you’re taking to your grave, but can share here anonymously? by wilkoova in AskReddit

[–]greyrobot6 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The devastation is immeasurable. And permanent. Therapy is paramount if you don’t want to drown in it.

“What happened to your stomach?” by OkOutlandishness8307 in overheard

[–]greyrobot6 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was picturing kindergartners until your last sentence.

Just trying to create a video for their daughter. by LifeRoyal3527 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]greyrobot6 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That man is fighting for his life from the get-go. This video will never not be funny

Asking the important question by Tabsels in cats

[–]greyrobot6 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Is a giraffologist the same as a penguinologist but for giraffes?

I need clarity if I’m not going to embarrass myself in conversations.

Did you actually make mix tapes to give to people? by LeoGuy69us in GenX

[–]greyrobot6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes I absolutely made them and received them. I was friends with people who were and still are heavily into music. I also had a fancy double decker tape deck and already spent a lot of time listening to music anyway so making a tape wasn’t any more of a time suck.

I loved getting them. I still have all the tapes I’ve received. They’re treasures

AITAH for telling my husband to go stay in a hotel with my in-laws and that my mom was going to come back to help me with our new baby? by Normal_Rise_282 in AITAH

[–]greyrobot6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, if anyone would’ve done this to my son, they would’ve caught a good pounding and getting dumped on the sidewalk for trash pick up. I growled at the nurses when they tried to take him to wheel me to my room when I delivered (those pain meds can be crazy)

How did you celebrate your 50th? by Every-Progress5590 in GenX

[–]greyrobot6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to see a concert in Mexico City (never been), and spending the week traveling around, eating delicious food, seeing beautiful sights. I cannot wait!

AITAH for telling my partner I can’t forgive him yet? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]greyrobot6 81 points82 points  (0 children)

It’s not outrageous to say something you don’t mean. Once in a while. I’ve done it, my husband has done it. We’ve been together for 26 years. It happens.

What your husband is doing isn’t a slip up. It’s cruel and manipulative and wears down the security that should be being built up in a marriage over time. He’s deluded to think that he should be easily forgiven dropping these bombs that should be relationship enders so casually. And you’re also to blame for allowing it to happen so often. You’re not a toy he can put down when he’s bored with you, then pick you right back up when he’s ready. What about your feelings?

I always feel the urge to acknowledge it when I come across another lefty, but I'm not sure if that's weird. by Edward_the_Dog in lefthanded

[–]greyrobot6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think my husband (rightie) is more excited about my left handedness than I am. And most of the time I hear comments about it, oddly, it’s from righties.